not only did he lock me out of this place his first night in, but evidently he likes to take shits right before he showers.

5/29/2008 10:41:53 PM

if i know i got to shit and shower i try to shit before the shower too

5/29/2008 10:42:39 PM

This pooping pattern should not matter unless you are sharing a bathroom.

If you are sharing a bathroom... Well... Proper prior planning...

5/29/2008 10:43:01 PM

I shit in one bathroom and shower in another.

5/29/2008 10:43:11 PM

it's the only bathroom in this shithole, located centrally in the house. meaning i get to smell steamy shit for the rest of the night.

oh, and he caused me to miss the lost finale too.

5/29/2008 10:43:55 PM

My roommate situation recently has been weird.

Roommate 1 moved out into his new place, and his sister moved into his old room. Ok no issues there, but he never told me...so one day his sister walks out of "his" room and I"m like...."WTF?!"...and then it's finally explained...

Roommate 2 is out doing some sort of internship and has moved out.

Roommate 3 moved out a year ago and we've had random roommates move in since then for a semester at a time. Over the summer there's now some random guy doing an internship in town.


So out of the 4 original people living in my apartment, I'm the only one left, living with the sister of one of my old roommates, and a random guy doing an internship...and then an empty room.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 10:55 PM. Reason : ]

5/29/2008 10:55:00 PM

why would he shit after a shower

also, why would you not have keys

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 10:57 PM. Reason : all i read is fail]

5/29/2008 10:56:33 PM

at least he doesnt shit IN the shower

5/29/2008 11:03:41 PM

if you got to take a shit you got to take a shit

why didn't you have your set of keys?

5/29/2008 11:03:52 PM

Quote :

"STEAMY SHIT SHOWER"

5/29/2008 11:07:07 PM

shit before you shower and you won't have to wipe. save $ on toilet paper too

5/29/2008 11:10:57 PM

i live in provided housing for my job. i dont have a key for the lock he locked. we have a padlock that is only locked when both roommates leave...and believe me, we live in a place where no one would bother to break in. he locked the one on the knob.

i guess i shouldnt be talkin so much shit about him taking a dump before the shower...he just should have thought enough to close the door/open the window after he was done.

im gonna make some chili and return the favor this weekend.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 11:23 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2008 11:21:33 PM

you live in a house with a padlock?

5/29/2008 11:44:17 PM

try my roommate. i'll trade you. because she's obese i noticed my light bill is skyrocketing. why? because she runs the A/C all the time. even at night. i cut it off and eventually notice its back on. i don't think she can stand the heat of the summer time. i'm okay with running A/C from like 11am - 6pm. there's really no need outside of those times.

5/30/2008 12:37:07 AM

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"im gonna make some chili and return the favor this weekend."

LOL <3

5/30/2008 12:41:30 AM

I hated that shit, when I lived in the dorms

5/30/2008 12:52:10 AM

Quote :

"my light bill is skyrocketing. why? because she runs the A/C all the time."

PURE

FUCKING

GENIUS

5/30/2008 1:09:43 AM

^would you like a fucking clue?

5/30/2008 1:16:41 AM

I prefer to leave my mistakes as are because it shows I'm human.

5/30/2008 1:17:33 AM

so you now realize that an air conditioner runs on electricity and electric utility bills are often referred to as "light bills"?

5/30/2008 1:21:05 AM

I always thought they were called electricity bills myself but I was mostly looking for a lame excuse to make fun of Amsterdam. Good job on calling me out though.

5/30/2008 1:22:30 AM

remember a company called Carolina Power & Light Co.?

5/30/2008 1:47:39 AM

They renamed to Progress Energy because their old name was dumb.

5/30/2008 1:49:12 AM

lots of utility companies had "light" and related words in their names back in the day

Edison Electric Illuminating Company

5/30/2008 1:58:16 AM

That was probably because they formed before air conditioning was invented.

5/30/2008 2:00:13 AM

and CP&L was formed before most houses in the southeast had a/c, but it doesn't really matter because lots of shit other than a/c use electricity.

5/30/2008 2:07:11 AM

Maybe because the power companies used to provide street and area lighting but don't anymore.

5/30/2008 2:10:10 AM

Quote :

"you live in a house with a padlock?"

great minds think alike

5/30/2008 10:26:28 AM

I moved into a dorm sharing a room with a vegan anarchist
he was dirty but he was a good guy and I enjoyed it

the other two folks in our suite were brothers who both moved out before the end of the semester
their sister moved in

so it was a coed dorm with two dudes in their early to mid 20's and an 18 year old girl

we got along great as long as their was plenty of Steel Reserve

5/30/2008 10:30:18 AM

Quote :

"I always thought they were called electricity bills myself but I was mostly looking for a lame excuse to make fun of Amsterdam."

whatever, brohab. the problem is my roommate is obese and i think a thinner person wouldn't run the a/c half as much. its nuts.

5/30/2008 10:37:26 AM

hey guess what amsterdam

I moved to the center of the universe (Manhattan)

5/30/2008 10:38:07 AM

^ how goes it? which part?

5/30/2008 10:38:32 AM

Quote :

"Roommate 1 moved out into his new place, and his sister moved into his old room. Ok no issues there, but he never told me...so one day his sister walks out of "his" room and I"m like...."WTF?!"...and then it's finally explained..."

but the important thing is . . . is she hot?

5/30/2008 10:51:51 AM

right now I live on 79th St near Lex

its fucking sick

hopefully I get to move over to Grove St in August

5/30/2008 10:52:44 AM

Sweet ! . . . i've been considering mid-town . . . like W40's or something like that. still some reasonable prices there. also the area near Columbia is cool. or i'd just live in the Village.

but i definitely prefer Manhattan over the outer boroughs. i could possible due downtown Brooklyn if I really found a good value.

5/30/2008 10:57:02 AM

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"light bills"

haha, who says that? sounds retarded.

5/30/2008 10:59:44 AM

FUCKER JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!

5/31/2008 12:18:09 AM

punchmonk wins this thread.


A+ technique.

5/31/2008 12:20:18 AM

Quote :

"PURE FUCKING GENIUS"

5/31/2008 3:19:13 AM

how long until he lets the geckos free

5/31/2008 5:13:50 AM

Quote :

"at least he doesnt shit IN the shower"

5/31/2008 8:48:25 AM

i always shit before i shower. its the cleanest feeling in the world. if i shit after i shower i usually will shower again to get that clean feeling

5/31/2008 8:57:12 AM

does he not flush...? i'm thinking if he runs the fan then it shouldn't be a problem..amirite?

5/31/2008 10:02:12 AM

i thought this was going to be an amsterdam thread

[Edited on May 31, 2008 at 10:03 AM. Reason : ^some people can stink it up bad enough for the fan to not do the job ]

5/31/2008 10:03:24 AM

the water also absorbs a lot of the odor and takes it down the shower drain

5/31/2008 10:03:57 AM

ew.

5/31/2008 10:10:05 AM

there is no fan. and the water doesnt help much, seeing as it's well water that already reeks of sulfur.

and the geckos are no more. just a couple snakes now, and if he lets them loose, he's the one that's gotta worry about having venomous snakes loose in the house.

5/31/2008 10:19:05 AM

just tell him to eat less fiber.

5/31/2008 12:39:18 PM