Dude, rubbing Bengay (the pain relieving cream) on your balls is so awesome. it's like, having a girl's soft hands massage it gently. it's freaking awesome, Bengay's the greatest invention ever. Anyone else done this before? Doesn't it feel awesome? from now on, when I wack off, i'm gonna use bengay.

5/30/2008 2:59:11 AM

worst 5 minutes of my life almost

5/30/2008 3:00:35 AM

bttt

5/30/2008 3:24:32 AM

I always heard this was a bad thing

I also like how you feel the need to remind everybody what bengay is

5/30/2008 4:28:03 AM

yowza

5/30/2008 4:28:32 AM

"want to see what happens" is such a bad reason to try things...let me tell you....pretty much the same reason i tried viagra once

5/30/2008 4:29:50 AM

also the reason you tried dick amirite?

5/30/2008 4:30:25 AM

lol no sir...it is definitely the reason i stimulated my prostate tho

5/30/2008 4:31:29 AM

^^nice.

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 4:31 AM. Reason : ^]

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 4:32 AM. Reason : and dnl, you make way too many references to the movie Road Trip]

5/30/2008 4:31:43 AM

i wasn't aware nor was i trying to make any references to road trip

5/30/2008 4:33:17 AM

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"it is definitely the reason i stimulated my prostate tho"

this is a bit too much information, sir

5/30/2008 4:33:54 AM

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"i wasn't aware nor was i trying to make any references to road trip"

my apologies, sir

5/30/2008 4:34:56 AM

^^sir i respectfully disagree...couple reasons

a) already posted about it
b) "stimulate my prostate" is kinda vague

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 4:35 AM. Reason : i'm glad we are all sirs lol]

5/30/2008 4:35:16 AM

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"NOT VAGUE ENOUGH"

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"SIR"

5/30/2008 4:37:57 AM

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"BENGAY ON BALLS"

5/30/2008 5:25:02 AM

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"I also like how you feel the need to remind everybody what bengay is"

5/30/2008 5:49:35 AM

5/30/2008 6:01:52 AM

For some reason, the hazing on my high school soccer team involved smearing this high powered-version of Ben Gay (I think it was called Atomic Balm) in the cracks of underclassmen. I thought the whole thing was a little ~, and never partook.

They said it got worse if you tried washing it out. Watching the kids hobble around practice for two hours was comedic gold, though.

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 7:52 AM. Reason : ]

5/30/2008 7:49:16 AM

ahaha

5/30/2008 8:30:20 AM

i reminded people what bengay was so they don't use the powsered version.

5/30/2008 4:18:13 PM