CASTRATE THIS KID

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"A Palm Beach Gardens man and his mother, a middle school science teacher, are permanently barred from owning or possessing animals, a judge ruled Thursday after watching a short film of the man having sex in his bedroom with a German shepherd. Palm Beach County Judge Frank Castor also ordered that the county be given custody of the woman's pets — two German shepherds and two cats — and ruled that she and her son, 18, jointly pay the county $1,848 in boarding costs and other fees. The man, who was 17 at the time of the recorded activity, did not appear in court. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel is not identifying him because he was a juvenile at the time of the activity. His mother, whose residence is where the sexual activity occurred, teaches at a public school. She testified at Thursday's hearing, insisting repeatedly that she was unaware of her son's sexual acts with her male German shepherd. She said she found the behavior reprehensible and out of character for her son, whom she said is a recently graduated high school honors student. Thursday's hearing included graphic details of the man's sexual acts, including descriptions of the film that Palm Beach County sheriff's investigators found stored on his personal computer in his bedroom. Testimony was provided by a detective, county Animal Care and Control officials, including a chief veterinarian, and an expert animal trainer who said the videotape indicates the dog showed signs of submission and pain. The woman urged the judge not to take away her dogs, and said not allowing her to have future pets "is punishing the mother for the sins of a son." She told the judge, "I have not done anything wrong or have hurt these animals in any way. I was mortified to find this was going on." The county intends to put the animals up for adoption. "

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-529bestiality,0,6273499.story

5/30/2008 9:33:26 AM

doggystyle?

5/30/2008 9:37:14 AM

^winnar

5/30/2008 9:37:35 AM

So the judge was watching kiddie porn?

5/30/2008 9:41:03 AM

the dog was probably asking for it

5/30/2008 9:52:14 AM

maybe the dog shouldn't have dressed so slutty

5/30/2008 9:56:49 AM

This is what happens when they legalize gay marriage in California, a SLIPPERY SLOPE I TELL YOU!!

5/30/2008 10:02:19 AM

blame it on GWB

5/30/2008 10:03:48 AM

what does gypsum wall board have to do with anything?

5/30/2008 10:05:55 AM

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"maybe the dog shouldn't have dressed so slutty"

made me laff

5/30/2008 10:06:02 AM

goddamnit i can't go one fucking day without someone in my state doing something absolutely fucking insane

5/30/2008 10:06:33 AM

imagine that, this happened in Florida.

5/30/2008 10:13:06 AM

Canis Lupis?

5/30/2008 10:16:18 AM

so... what exactly was he doing to the dog then?

5/30/2008 10:22:59 AM

he gave the poor dog a bone

badumPSH

5/30/2008 10:23:23 AM

he must have been butt bangin' the dog cause otherwise I think he might be the one that vets claimed was showing signs of pain and submission

5/30/2008 10:24:43 AM

I would bet these people were probably white, or maybe hispanic.

5/30/2008 11:09:50 AM

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"her son's sexual acts with her male German shepherd."

That's gay.

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 11:54 AM. Reason : s]

5/30/2008 11:54:41 AM

gay beastiality....eeeww

How on earth do you fuck a male dog with it not trying to bite your dick off...lord knows what it was thinking when it was happening

5/30/2008 11:58:01 AM

^^^ there's an 82% chance you're right

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida#Demographics

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 11:59 AM. Reason : ]

5/30/2008 11:59:22 AM

mrhands

5/30/2008 12:00:45 PM