Okay, so I have an issue with boogers. I hate them. I mean I understand sometimes someone just has to pick one out instead of blowing their nose but:
a) this should be done in private
b) the said booger, after being picked out, should be placed in the trash and not flicked across the room/stuck under a piece of furniture
c) the booger picker should wash his/her hands after finishing the job

Also, those of you that close up one side of your nose and shoot boogers out of the other side with no tissue or anything gross me out. Same goes for those who blow their nose into the bottom of the bathtub while showering.

5/30/2008 11:23:01 AM

this thread is related to the ear wax eating thread

5/30/2008 11:23:42 AM

booger picking in private...paaalease

5/30/2008 11:24:03 AM

i saw a dude pick this really slimy booger the other day...

i called him on it...so he laughed...rolled it up...then flicked it across the room...

it was , but at the same time...


ahah

5/30/2008 11:28:15 AM

but snot rockets are one of the best advantages to working outside

5/30/2008 11:28:45 AM

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"c) the booger picker should wash his/her hands after finishing the job"

you know why I have an immune system? so I don't have to live my life in fear of germs!

5/30/2008 11:29:01 AM

I just shuddered at the term "snot rocket."

5/30/2008 11:29:13 AM

snot rockets lol

cody picked a NASTY one the other day

5/30/2008 11:29:17 AM

i love the ones that have really long tails that go up into your sinuses and when you pull it out it feels like it's tickling your brain

5/30/2008 11:33:11 AM

^hell yes

5/30/2008 11:34:31 AM

lol

5/30/2008 11:34:53 AM

most of mine are really hard and stick to the outside edge of my nose so it feels like i'm pulling big hunks of skin out of my nose....


i must admit though....picking my nose is a guilty pleasure of mine

5/30/2008 11:35:56 AM

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"i saw a dude pick this really slimy booger the other day... i called him on it...so he laughed...rolled it up...then flicked it across the room... it was , but at the same time... ahah "

LOL, ^^^^

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 11:36 AM. Reason : d]

5/30/2008 11:36:06 AM

d00d. boogers in your nose suck.
i think it's easy to tell someone they have food on their face
or even in their teeth.

but telling them they have a booger?
a little more awkward.

therefore im a believer in constant upkeep and checking.

5/30/2008 11:39:45 AM

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"Same goes for those who blow their nose into the bottom of the bathtub while showering."

i thought i was the only one that did that, i also piss in the shower, saves time in the morning

5/30/2008 11:41:02 AM

feed em to the dog

5/30/2008 11:41:11 AM

PSH
i've peed in the shower.

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 11:41 AM. Reason : ^HAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAH]

5/30/2008 11:41:27 AM

my dog always licks my cum rags

5/30/2008 11:42:59 AM

ew I found a booger in the bath tub...now to figure out who the culprit is...

5/30/2008 9:24:55 PM

yeah, this specimen of mucus was kinda clear and white and salty

5/30/2008 11:25:45 PM

haha

is amusing when people "hide" behind the columns at work to pick a booger and then they realize they're standing right in front of our windows

5/30/2008 11:30:30 PM

salty? you tasted it?

5/30/2008 11:31:43 PM

I can't stand it when somebody's nose hair is outside of the nose.

you

...you got a little...ha-

GO TRIM YOUR DAMNED NOSE

5/30/2008 11:34:49 PM

It's a sign of virility.

5/30/2008 11:40:30 PM

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" Digging for Gold "

5/30/2008 11:41:14 PM

boogers = fun to pick


tissues = pointless


what's so nasty about blowing it into the sink/shower?


and washing your hands is for the weak. I wash my hands with antibacterial soap maybe once a month. the only "washing" I do of my hands is either done in the shower or after I get done working on cars (that isn't soap, it's degreaser mostly).

5/30/2008 11:41:31 PM

yeah i only wash my hands when they're clearly caked with dirt. i get sick way less often than the rest of my family who are all crazy about handwashing.

5/31/2008 12:42:47 AM

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"Sex : F"

I will snot rocket outside, into a trashcan, sink, shower, whatever. It snot that gross and it snot like people have a tissue on hand when they need it. I'll wash my hands or use hand sanitizer after blowing my nose but not after a snot rocket. Just cause you have an issue with boogers doesn't mean we should follow your rules a through c.


[Edited on May 31, 2008 at 1:02 AM. Reason : So there ]

5/31/2008 1:01:17 AM

^True, but everyone in my house follows these rules. Also, I can't believe you all don't wash your hands after booger picking or more or less unless your hands are caked with dirt. C'mon, please tell me you wash them after taking a shit?

5/31/2008 1:14:29 AM

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"Also, I can't believe you all don't wash your hands after booger picking or more or less unless your hands are caked with dirt."

I hate it when my boogers are caked with dirt. Black boogers FTL.

5/31/2008 1:25:05 AM

I flicked mine to my right but then realized that my Red Bull was sitting on the floor to my right.

I couldn't find the booger so it may be in my drink. We'll see how this goes.

5/31/2008 4:18:23 PM

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"i love the ones that have really long tails that go up into your sinuses and when you pull it out it feels like it's tickling your brain"

Those are satisfying.

5/31/2008 7:01:06 PM

^^^^ why? do you get shit on your hands? I don't. Maybe you should use more toilet paper or be more careful while in that area.

6/1/2008 10:38:31 AM

Snot Rockets FTW. I love shooting snot rockets outside.

6/1/2008 10:41:09 AM

i had never blown my nose until like a year ago

when i decided i'd try it all of a sudden

i never looked back

6/1/2008 10:44:17 AM

blowing your nose is way more messy than snot rockets.

6/2/2008 2:03:57 AM

last semester this guy in a grad level class picked his nose and ATE IT in the middle of class

6/2/2008 2:06:11 AM

6/2/2008 2:53:16 AM

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