Want to hear it? Here it goes:Why did the horse call his mom after being arrested for stealing hay?He needed bale money!!!
5/30/2008 11:38:26 PM
first!
5/30/2008 11:38:47 PM
I don't get.Also, you spelled bale wrong.
5/30/2008 11:41:23 PM
that's a well structured joke. sure is stupid though
5/30/2008 11:51:22 PM
5/30/2008 11:56:07 PM
5/30/2008 11:57:14 PM
That's some ComedyWorx shit right there.
5/30/2008 11:57:55 PM
I'm the next....<insert funny person's name here>
5/30/2008 11:59:28 PM
adolf hitler
5/31/2008 12:00:06 AM
helen keller
5/31/2008 12:01:21 AM
Martin Luther King Jr.
5/31/2008 12:01:41 AM
Dat Phan
5/31/2008 12:02:09 AM
That's a cute joke! Being completely surrounded by cow and horse farmers out here, I think I will share this joke tomorrow.
5/31/2008 12:03:10 AM
Shorten the question to What does a horse need if he gets caught stealing hay?then you have your joke.And my best is the What do you call a mexican that hates beaches?A PLAYA HATER[Edited on May 31, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : k]
5/31/2008 12:05:16 AM
^that's what I had at first, I'm not sure why I changed it
5/31/2008 12:06:57 AM
^^^
5/31/2008 12:07:26 AM
submit your joke to laffy taffy
5/31/2008 12:08:45 AM
do I get paid?
5/31/2008 12:10:53 AM
5/31/2008 12:11:49 AM
i doubt itbut your joke will be immortalized on candy wrappers for all to see...
5/31/2008 12:16:12 AM
oh sweet I found online the address for sending in jokesI'M DOING IT
5/31/2008 12:16:46 AM
< fully aroused
5/31/2008 12:18:07 AM
that makes uh, one of us.
5/31/2008 12:19:47 AM
what do gay horses eat?HAAAY ok that is retarded
5/31/2008 12:23:27 AM
^LMAO
5/31/2008 12:24:22 AM
^^ Lucky1 and I used to do that one all the time. I would answer my phone when he'd call and just say "What do gay horses eat?" that way he'd have to say "HAAAAAY" no matter where he was! ^ Thanks for the interrupting cow one. I've heard it recently, but just can't remember if it was here or on a movie, or if it was back home before I left. Oh well! I'll use it too!
5/31/2008 12:26:39 AM
what do fonz horses eat?hayyyyyyyyyyyyywhat do gay horses eat?HaaAaaYYYYYYYYYYYYWhat do retarded horses eat?poop(i don't think it's supposed to be poop but you get the point.)
5/31/2008 12:29:04 AM
I saw it on a history channel special called the history of the joke. I thought it was really funny.
5/31/2008 12:29:11 AM
this thread brought the funny.
5/31/2008 8:44:35 AM
hahahahaha!
5/31/2008 9:12:02 AM
i lol'd what has four legs and says "boo"cow with a head coldlawl lawl lawl lawl
5/31/2008 9:36:18 AM
more cheesy jokes plz
5/31/2008 10:00:47 AM
ShawnaC123, that joke was terrible.....simple terriblethe only reason I'm putting up with this sort of behavior from you is because I'm secretly in love with you
5/31/2008 10:02:03 AM
and in bumbfuck newyork and otherwise not entertained
5/31/2008 10:04:25 AM
true....man, we were out at texas roadhouse last night for dinner...thinking about what to do later that nightwe came to the decision that we'll probably be making a few trips to syracuse in the future to find some entertainment
5/31/2008 10:09:32 AM
AHAHAHAHA
5/31/2008 10:09:33 AM
yeah i went to visit cheraw south carolina for something and we asked the hotel attendant what tthere was to do in cheraw for fun.... her reply was "well we just got a walmart" fuck.... you know you ave it bad when walmart is your night life
5/31/2008 10:11:21 AM
the walmart here is packed....24/7. I've noticed that there are a lot of ugly people that live here.and I guess there are a few bars around....but, I'm pretty sure my woman is going to leave me because I moved us to a boring city.p.s., we asked the waitress last night what there is to do around here? where people hang out. she said "oh, I'm from PA....I don't really know" haha]
5/31/2008 10:14:09 AM
hahahaha must be an up and comming town..
5/31/2008 10:34:56 AM
5/31/2008 11:28:00 AM
haha i heard a racist joke yesterday i thought was kinda funnyi forget how it went but it was about how mexico doesnt have a running, jumping or swimming olympic team cause they are all coming here
5/31/2008 12:02:31 PM
hahahahahhahaha
5/31/2008 12:09:24 PM
EMCE, it's no secret.
5/31/2008 5:11:04 PM