and go:

6/3/2008 2:32:08 PM

If she smokes she pokes.

6/3/2008 2:32:47 PM

floss.

6/3/2008 2:32:47 PM

No sex in the champagne room.

6/3/2008 2:33:11 PM

God helps those that help themselves.

6/3/2008 2:33:29 PM

you cant go a swimmin with a bow legged women

6/3/2008 2:33:34 PM

don't piss into the wind

6/3/2008 2:34:33 PM

If there's grass on the field, then play ball

6/3/2008 2:35:08 PM

ha, this thread could actually go somewhere

6/3/2008 2:35:54 PM

if there is scruff on the muff, she's old enough

6/3/2008 2:36:01 PM

Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow

6/3/2008 2:36:22 PM

don't piss into the wind on an electric fence.

6/3/2008 2:36:31 PM

dont post nude pictures of yourself on the internet and give your students your AIM information

[Edited on June 3, 2008 at 2:37 PM. Reason : what what]

6/3/2008 2:37:13 PM

actually, nothing happens when you piss on an electric fence

6/3/2008 2:39:02 PM

^fence gets wet

6/3/2008 2:39:49 PM

elec fence got me once

6/3/2008 2:43:09 PM

obviously you were doing it wrong

6/3/2008 2:47:27 PM

i tried to jump it
i wasn't peeing on it

6/3/2008 2:48:09 PM

that's where you messed up

6/3/2008 2:52:01 PM

that's where i got messed up

6/3/2008 2:52:43 PM

pass to the left

6/3/2008 2:55:56 PM

dont talk to the fuzz

6/3/2008 2:58:07 PM

spitting on a cop = assault on an officer

6/3/2008 2:59:55 PM

Do not bet on NC State athletics.

6/3/2008 3:06:25 PM

you reap what you sew

6/3/2008 3:06:26 PM

15 will get you 20

6/3/2008 3:06:54 PM

Jay Davis is a sure winner for a QB

6/3/2008 3:07:05 PM

for the evening crowd

6/3/2008 9:12:59 PM

Don't tug on Super Man's cape.

6/3/2008 9:13:36 PM

wear. sunscreen.

6/3/2008 9:17:46 PM

random witness to police officer on COPS:

I didn't see nuthin, I don't knows nuthin'

6/3/2008 9:17:55 PM

karma's a bitch

6/3/2008 9:18:36 PM