okay. i've been dating recently . . . and what's odd is this. do you marry the person who you really vibe with and enjoy talking to? or do you marry a person that looks great on paper, you know good looking, slim, fit and great job, etc.

i'm conflicted. i desire a trophy wife and someone I wouldn't mind laying in bed smoking an "L" with and praying together.

6/5/2008 1:20:23 PM

Marry the one with the best culinary skills

Because you're probably going to eat more than you fuck

Keep the other one on the side

6/5/2008 1:22:20 PM

and no pics again

6/5/2008 1:22:21 PM

you got divorce card to take care of that issue

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 1:25 PM. Reason : oh ya and 'just do it']

6/5/2008 1:22:42 PM

if you even have to question that... wtf

6/5/2008 1:23:39 PM

Marry the one that's not made up

6/5/2008 1:27:44 PM

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"if you even have to question that... wtf "

so what chicks are better? here are the types I've been running into:


1) Wild Chicks:
smokes pot, gets liquored up on occassion. not into worldy things. good person. sweet girl.

2) Professional Wild Chick:
Egyptian. Good-looking. Lawyer for United Nations. smokes pot. loves to lay in bed for 2-3 days at a time. this relationship is very costly (blew $1K bucks a week with her). just over indulgening on everything we like to do.

3) Party girl:
attractive, fit, sweet-heart, always in the clubs . . . makes her own money. i like the "party girl" because she doesn't have a schedule and I don't either. we could go to costa rica tomorrow and be like "whatever fuck everything".

4) Religious girl:
she will probably raise my children best . . . it will redirect my focus. i question the long term sex appeal of this arrangement though.

.


any ideas?

6/5/2008 1:32:13 PM

i desire a trophy wife and someone I wouldn't mind laying in bed smoking an "L" with and praying together.

6/5/2008 1:32:56 PM

you should probably add ***hypothetical **** to all your threads. You will get better answers, you know

6/5/2008 1:35:28 PM

Soneone who will visit you in jail.

6/5/2008 1:36:18 PM

^ don't stress me now. i will be FREE.

6/5/2008 1:37:42 PM

as much as I normally hate amsterdam's threads, this:

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"someone I wouldn't mind laying in bed smoking an "L" with and praying together"

is a fucking gem

6/5/2008 1:39:14 PM

I've found dudes can look fucking *perfect* on paper, but you can still find them unattractive.

If they're bad in bed, really messy, or easy to walk all over, that doesn't show up on paper. Yet those things can make or break a relationship.

6/5/2008 1:41:35 PM

Quote :

"Marry the one that's not made up"

6/5/2008 4:06:12 PM

you want the one who is everything you ever wanted and more. don't settle!!!

6/5/2008 4:08:44 PM

if you have to choose then you don't need to marry any of them...



you should know when it's right

6/5/2008 4:19:05 PM

^ some ppls brains don't understand simple stuff like that. too bad for them

evolutions way of keeping us on the right track i suppose

6/5/2008 4:23:47 PM

please please please shut the fuck up already

you're not real and whoever took over this alias has been sucking donkey balls at it lately

6/5/2008 4:24:40 PM

alias or not....this is still an interesting question to pose....

and one that probably comes up pretty often...

6/5/2008 4:26:54 PM

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"evolutions way of keeping us on the right track i suppose"

but doesn't evolution teach us to marry and breed with only the elite. i'm sort of conflicted by all this. i mean isn't the best a "trophy wife" or what we view as a trophy wife. i mean i've been so dumbfounded by it that at a minimum i do typecast the girls i choose to seriously date. one requirement is a low body fat percentage.

i know you guys are saying i may be shallow or made up (alias) whatever, but these are real issues. i have serious requirements for the chick thats going to lay underneath or on top of me for the rest of my life.

i'm just trying to ration if I should be marking chicks or chick-types off my list.

6/5/2008 4:35:04 PM

evolution teaches us to find the healthiest most fit for childbearing mates and have as many children with them as possible and to be a bad ass and make sure they survive and do the same.


so i guess the mormons had it right all along. lol

6/5/2008 4:36:57 PM

what does evolution say about coke whores, which is probably the type that Amsterdam is going for.

6/5/2008 4:38:46 PM

^

6/5/2008 4:39:25 PM

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"i mean isn't the best a "trophy wife" or what we view as a trophy wife"

All women will look like shit when they get old enough. Marry the one that makes you laugh and you can have an intelligent conversation with.

6/5/2008 4:39:57 PM

why do you entertain this guy with real replies?

6/5/2008 4:40:43 PM

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"Marry the one that makes you laugh and you can have an intelligent conversation with."

i want that, but I don't want a homely chick either. i mean I've been cooking, cleaning, and paying my bills for over a decade. I just need a trophy wife, that like's to smoke L's, loves The White Stripes and B.I.G., and looks good on my arm. also, i'd like to lay in bed and watch MSNBC and Meet The Press with Tim Russert on Sundays.

there has to be balance. any b!tches with balance that want to jump in here?

6/5/2008 4:44:48 PM

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"one requirement is a low body fat percentage."

see this is where evolution says you are fucked. if you're too picky you won't pass on your genes.

+i like curvy chicas

6/5/2008 4:46:16 PM

^ what do you mean? not passing on your genes? how is it not possible to pass on your genes?

6/5/2008 4:47:31 PM

not breed. duh.

6/5/2008 4:49:28 PM

your unique set of dna can only be continued on through children or cloning.

6/5/2008 4:49:48 PM

i daresay that curvy women are healthier than women with a "low" body fat percentage

now, let me qualify that with saying "curvy" does not mean oozing and by "low" body fat percentage i mean "can see her ribs"

i'd rather have the curvy chick who could survive a barren winter than some supermodel who vomits when she eats 10 peas

6/5/2008 4:59:27 PM

BEUs Lady

6/5/2008 5:03:19 PM

yeh i meant 'healthy' as in health. nothing else. not OMG IM 105lbs I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT girl.

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 5:11 PM. Reason : .]

6/5/2008 5:08:15 PM

it had the potential to be a fairly interesting thread before this:

Quote :

"i want that, but I don't want a homely chick either. i mean I've been cooking, cleaning, and paying my bills for over a decade. I just need a trophy wife, that like's to smoke L's, loves The White Stripes and B.I.G., and looks good on my arm. also, i'd like to lay in bed and watch MSNBC and Meet The Press with Tim Russert on Sundays."

what a douche.

6/5/2008 5:17:11 PM

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"i'd like to lay in bed and watch MSNBC and Meet The Press with Tim Russert on Sundays."

bwhahahaha lol. me2

6/5/2008 5:27:23 PM

i want that, but I don't want a homely chick either. i mean I've been cooking, cleaning, and paying my bills for over a decade. I just need a trophy wife, that like's to smoke L's, loves The White Stripes and B.I.G., and looks good on my arm. also, i'd like to lay in bed and watch MSNBC and Meet The Press with Tim Russert on Sundays.

there has to be balance. any b!tches with balance that want to jump in here?


don't be dickfeed. i think most people get the idea. the stuff above are just some perks. i don't expect to marry my twin.

6/5/2008 5:35:22 PM

although you probably would

6/5/2008 5:42:04 PM

marry women

6/5/2008 6:21:29 PM

6/5/2008 7:28:20 PM

Quote :

"4) Religious girl: she will probably raise my children best . . . it will redirect my focus. i question the long term sex appeal of this arrangement though. ."

6/6/2008 12:14:15 AM

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"i'm conflicted. i desire a trophy wife and someone I wouldn't mind laying in bed smoking an "L" with and praying together."

sounds about right right now

6/6/2008 12:18:32 AM

wow this is the most idiotic thread you have ever made.

when you know you know. you are obviously not ready for marriage in any way shape or form.

I hope you don't wreck someone else's life because you feel the need to base a person on your criteria and not because you actually love someone.

6/6/2008 12:18:45 AM

^ hater

6/6/2008 12:21:04 AM

oh so for marriage, you need love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRmDIOoGqNI

6/6/2008 12:21:06 AM

^^^ possible faggo.

6/6/2008 12:22:12 AM

Quote :

"i'm conflicted. i desire a trophy wife and someone I wouldn't mind laying in bed smoking an "L" with and praying together."

6/6/2008 12:27:22 AM

G0ldengirl,

Quote :

"you're a hater. possible faggo."

6/6/2008 12:28:41 AM

its cool at least I am mature for my age.

aren't you like 30 and still have all these problems and can't get your life together?

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 12:31 AM. Reason : s]

6/6/2008 12:30:55 AM

crazy girl sex is great amsterdam. hit it, G

6/6/2008 12:34:07 AM

6/6/2008 12:35:11 AM