Reason No. 32: They just bought the whole office Cook Out milkshakes

6/5/2008 3:30:29 PM

damn. hook me up with a job there.

6/5/2008 3:31:14 PM

Alternate thread title: Why my company's health insurance provider hates my company

6/5/2008 3:31:32 PM

me too, please

6/5/2008 3:31:41 PM

we get bagels every friday

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 3:32 PM. Reason : tomorrow ]

6/5/2008 3:32:04 PM

I'm posting on here

Also, we get a birthday cake on the last day of each month

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : .]

6/5/2008 3:32:58 PM

we get donuts every monday, fruit tues, bagels fri and beer bash every fri afternoon.

6/5/2008 3:33:13 PM

i think all of us found a buddy to split a shake with instead of eating a whole one, so the insurance company doesn't hate us too much

(even me! my bf would be so proud! haha)

6/5/2008 3:34:22 PM

occasional free beer fridays

6/5/2008 3:36:38 PM

greeches where ya work brah?

6/5/2008 3:37:14 PM

we get a 61 dollar per diem

and thats when we're at home

6/5/2008 3:39:00 PM

^^ RTP

6/5/2008 3:58:01 PM

we get fresh fruit every monday

unlimited m&ms every wednesday

and a surprise every friday

6/5/2008 3:58:57 PM

I was over in Brightleaf yesterday but I didn't get any spottings...

6/5/2008 3:59:32 PM

I wish i still worked for a private company. I miss having a keg in the office on fridays

6/5/2008 4:00:33 PM

oh ya, me and poopface used to have tequila tuesdays where we worked so there!

6/5/2008 6:29:26 PM

saps and danny ftw

6/5/2008 6:30:25 PM

i work for progress energy and i don't have an electric bill.





























yeah right, we don't get shit. they feed us pretty good during outages, but that's it.

6/5/2008 6:34:53 PM

senior employees have access to specially stocked refrigerators full of bottled water, soft drinks, and juices

they also do catered lunches a few times a week

but why i love my job isn't just with the food. i have the freedom to do as i please, and control the pace and direction i want my job to go

6/5/2008 6:34:54 PM

Y'all are like some Indians obsessed with worthless trinkets

6/5/2008 6:39:11 PM

Quote :

"oh ya, me and poopface used to have tequila tuesdays where we worked so there!"

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

6/5/2008 6:47:21 PM

I get to eat at Golden Corral for free forever.

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 7:19 PM. Reason : at least while i'm still working there....]

6/5/2008 7:18:04 PM

so does my entire family

6/5/2008 7:19:07 PM

How many times was "I drink your milkshake" uttered?

6/5/2008 7:19:07 PM

oh yeah, free internetz at the house ftw.

(job #2 perk)

6/5/2008 7:23:35 PM

Quote :

"How many times was "I drink your milkshake" uttered?"

zero...i think i'm the only one that saw the movie, and i didn't even think about it

6/5/2008 9:17:56 PM

Quote :

"i work for progress energy and i don't have an electric bill. yeah right, we don't get shit. they feed us pretty good during outages, but that's it."

Every time they (progress) feeds us I bring up the "Healthy Progress" thing because it is never anything healthy.

6/5/2008 9:20:56 PM

^hell yeah...mccall's and bojangles biscuits and stuff when I'm at Lee

6/5/2008 9:53:19 PM

6/5/2008 9:55:27 PM

Quote :

"we get a 61 dollar per diem"

for just food?

6/5/2008 10:09:00 PM

it also covers blowjobs and crack

6/5/2008 10:10:45 PM

oh yeah, well we have a bottomless coffee pot that stays hot until 4:00pm.

6/5/2008 10:51:29 PM