you've got to stand on your toes to get a blowjob. even if the girl is sitting down.

6/6/2008 11:53:15 AM

6/6/2008 11:56:44 AM

When are you gonna get this right?

You should be sitting on the sofa playing video games, and she should be on the floor giving you a BJ.

6/6/2008 12:01:09 PM

oh.

ok.


I don't really play video games so I hadn't thought of that, but I'll try it out.

6/6/2008 12:02:47 PM

^^ hmm...are you volunteering?

6/6/2008 12:04:05 PM

A movie would work better anyways, at least if she's good at giving head. Then you don't have to keep on dying in the video game because you can't concentrate.

Not volunteering, he made it sound like he already had a willing participant.

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ]

6/6/2008 12:04:21 PM

^that was my thought!

6/6/2008 12:05:46 PM

or a lawn chair at a concert.

6/6/2008 12:07:09 PM

What's even worse, you buy lube, paper towels, and gatorade and the boyfriend doesn't get it.

6/6/2008 12:12:02 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

6/6/2008 12:12:02 PM

^^Who needs lube for a blowjob?

And kleenex please, not paper towels.

6/6/2008 12:23:56 PM

i wouldn't get it either.. but you would. ha

6/6/2008 12:25:13 PM

Also, being 6'7" means I'm unable to identify with this problem.

6/6/2008 12:26:23 PM

no kleenex needed here

6/6/2008 12:26:31 PM

and while she's going down on you, see if you can't talk her into wearing the BobCam

6/6/2008 12:27:05 PM

lol

6/6/2008 12:27:54 PM

What's the lube and paper towels for?!?!?!

6'7"

6/6/2008 12:28:31 PM

Buying short means that you're betting on the stock market to go down.

6/6/2008 12:31:42 PM

I haven't had road head in a while, I sure to miss it.

Actually, make that all head

6/6/2008 12:55:25 PM

Quote :

"What's the lube and paper towels for?!?!?!"

Not BJ related.

6/6/2008 1:10:28 PM

what's the gatorade for?

6/6/2008 2:50:09 PM

^Intense work out

6/6/2008 2:55:28 PM

now THAT is an enthusiastic blowjob.


but if you're getting gatorade to replace electrolytes, save your money. just swallow.

6/6/2008 3:02:39 PM

I'm short and I've never gotten a blowjob.

6/6/2008 3:02:39 PM

^^No I think the guy needs it. She'll be sucking the electrolytes out so fast he'll have to replace them.

6/6/2008 3:03:53 PM

^^ HAY B00

6/6/2008 3:04:49 PM

Quote :

"I haven't had road head in a while, I sure to miss it. "

this is pretty much the only time i don't completely suck (absolutely no pun intended here) at giving head

6/6/2008 3:07:03 PM

cue practice offers in 3...

6/6/2008 3:12:54 PM

2..

6/6/2008 3:15:18 PM

1...

6/6/2008 3:24:48 PM

practice offers

6/6/2008 3:25:26 PM

Would it be wrong for a girl to teach another girl how to give a bj? I've always wanted to be a teacher hahah

With a guy of course

6/6/2008 3:26:46 PM

Quote :

"What's even worse, you buy lube, paper towels, and gatorade and the boyfriend doesn't get it. "

one of these 3 things is not like the others one of these things just doesn't belong....

6/6/2008 3:33:20 PM

go team

6/7/2008 6:53:37 AM

roadhead...

6/7/2008 8:37:37 AM

^^^ clean up, dingaling

6/7/2008 8:41:33 AM

if boys weren't so messy it wouldn't be an issue

6/7/2008 9:02:12 AM

being short means you cant be trusted if you are a male.


seriously, i dont trust short men at all.

6/7/2008 11:31:00 AM

I swear...poor bastards cant even reach things on the top shelf.

<6'4"

6/7/2008 11:53:11 AM

6/7/2008 7:04:03 PM

Man that randy newman song is awesome. It makes you feel kinda happy, wtf happened to that kind of stuff

6/7/2008 7:11:09 PM

i saw this short indian girl at cookout... and not the FOB type, but the americanized version.


she was almost midget sized... the thing is she had a big badunkadunk and a small waste with decent sized titties.

6/7/2008 7:12:46 PM

*Dr. Cox inflection* - Oh, my God...please tell me that's Randy Newman.

The video wouldn't start because my internet sucks!

Also, being short means never having to say you're sorry.

6/7/2008 7:14:00 PM

There's a really cute girl that's in a lab I take atm. She's adorable but when she stands next to me she's like chest level or below, and I'm really not that tall. She's got one of those endearing personalities too, it's almost too much to take

6/7/2008 7:14:14 PM