So what kind of crazy retarded shit should I get into at bonnaroo?

The more likely it is to get me laid, and VD infested, the better.

I'm bored.

6/7/2008 11:11:07 AM

don't trust anything that is being handed out for free.

bring toilet paper and water.

6/7/2008 11:13:11 AM

take a flashlight


it's oddly hard to take a dump in the dark

6/7/2008 11:42:35 AM

oh yeah and at roo you'll likely see this but converted school bus full of kids and megahippies

they brew "tea"

dont drink this tea

6/7/2008 11:43:26 AM

that like the brown acid?

6/7/2008 11:46:11 AM

http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Brew_Sun_Tea

not this tea?

6/7/2008 11:47:49 AM

yeah it's usually chock full of acid

6/7/2008 11:49:27 AM

get ready to wake up at 8 am sweating after getting completely twisted til 3 in the morning, and eat as many things for free as people will give you, just dont ask questions

6/7/2008 11:51:38 AM

whats wrong with a little acid?

6/7/2008 11:51:41 AM

yea, i'm not looking forward to sweating my ass off for days on end, but hey.

6/7/2008 11:52:44 AM

yeah hydration is key

and it really does take like a week to get your head back on straight afterwards

the body really isnt meant to do a few days of extreme heat and tons of substances with a few hours of passed out sleep a night

6/7/2008 11:55:03 AM

good, i should be normal in time to go to NYC the week after

I need to pick up a camelback

6/7/2008 11:56:18 AM

last year i had to go directly from there to teach a class in buffalo the next week

the first few days were RUFF

funny story about it though, i shoved all my sweaty roo clothes into a bookbag and didnt open it before i flew home, the following week

us air lost my bookbag

"can you describe the contents"
"yeah some shirts and clothes, few nalgene bottles, and a ripe smell"
"??"
"i feel bad for anyone that has to open that bag"

6/7/2008 12:00:05 PM

lol

oh yea, what's the deal w/ the showers there. anyone use them? better just to take a "bird bath" and make sure the deod is fresh?

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6/7/2008 12:05:30 PM