fan.

So, I am working at the pool at the resort I am interning at, and this guy comes up to ask about food. I got in a lengthy conversation about croissonts vs rye bread (and my favorites at the deli up the street) when I saw the UNC logo on his hat. Like all other UNC fans, I gave him crap.

He took his hat off, whapped me over the head with it, and said "You could say I'm a fan." I laugh at him then turn around.

My coworkers are staring at me, mouths gaping.

"THATS ROY WILLIAMS"

"Like, the coach?"

"YES"

"Holy crap."



I am never going to live this down.
/blog

6/10/2008 2:11:46 PM

it's ok

you're a girl

6/10/2008 2:12:26 PM

hahaha 10/10

BEST THREAD OF THE DAY!

6/10/2008 2:13:49 PM

6/10/2008 2:14:02 PM

sounds like he made you his biotch,,, smacked down.

6/10/2008 2:14:17 PM

have you never seen him before?


he's all over espn, coke commercials, and is the star of the Huckleberry Hound show

6/10/2008 2:14:19 PM

I'm a clown. haha

6/10/2008 2:15:06 PM

You don't even know who coaches their basketball team?

6/10/2008 2:15:27 PM

sue him for assault

for serious

i mean, head coach of a big time college basketball program assaults a fragile young female...what a fucking monster

6/10/2008 2:15:43 PM

Shoulda been like Smalls when he found out the person who signed his dads ball was actually Babe Ruth



OH MY GOD YOU MEAN THATS THE SAME GUY !?!

6/10/2008 2:15:51 PM

He was a nice older man in a carolina hat. I can't say I try to watch out for him.

Bill Murry comes around here a bunch too, but I have yet to meet him.

6/10/2008 2:16:19 PM

you didnt know it was roy williams?

6/10/2008 2:16:33 PM

Oh man, go sue Roy Williams for assault. He hit a girl for god's sake!

That's awesome though. Nobody should be exempt from the shit talking, not even the coach. Props to you for managing to properly make an ass of yourself, haha.

6/10/2008 2:16:40 PM

Bill Murray enjoys the Dutch Masters

6/10/2008 2:16:44 PM

Its better that you didnt know, he is probably telling someone about it right now.

6/10/2008 2:17:50 PM

^haha for real

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 2:18 PM. Reason : "i just met the stupidest fucking big breasted woman ever"]

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 2:18 PM. Reason : thats what roy said not me]

6/10/2008 2:18:18 PM

"You could say im a fan"

hahahahahhahaha, 10/10 roy, 10/10

6/10/2008 2:18:50 PM

He didn't assult me, he was cute about it.

I love shit talking the carolina fans around here. I wonder how many people have made that mistake.

I'm trying to get a picture on my camera phone but I don't want to be a pain. I might ask him when he leaves.

6/10/2008 2:19:08 PM

if you were a bit more knowledgeable you could have asked him "Shouldn't you be DDing for Lawson right now ?"

6/10/2008 2:20:51 PM

He got the croissant like I said.

6/10/2008 2:21:57 PM

hahahahahaha

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"it's ok you're a girl"

hey

6/10/2008 2:26:08 PM

PRICELESS!!!

6/10/2008 2:27:57 PM

he was probably celebrating locking up the number one recruiting class before the kids even begin their senior years

6/10/2008 2:43:48 PM

yeah i dont really care about this thread so much

please to continue posting in this one u made: message_topic.aspx?topic=527817<]

6/10/2008 2:46:01 PM

10/10

6/10/2008 2:49:19 PM

He just left. I was on the phone so I couldn't get a picture. Drat work getting in the way of Carolina stalking! I might try to look up to see where he is staying the go snap some pictures of his golf cart.

*

I just looked, even though he is in there, there is no villa number. :-( alas

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 3:00 PM. Reason : ]

6/10/2008 2:57:03 PM

baby jesus. you met the enemy

6/10/2008 3:02:06 PM

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"I am never going to live this down have a job here again"

6/10/2008 3:05:21 PM

sounds like the story when i was in undergrad:

some girl that i kinda know was getting hit on by some guy in psychology and the guy asked if she was going to the football game over the weekend. she said no. he asked her if she knew who he was, and she said she had no idea. he turned away rather upset about it. he was philip rivers.

true story, or so i was told.

6/10/2008 3:20:31 PM

That stuff happened to me ALL THE TIME at disney. I met Micheal Eisner as Pluto and had no idea that he was anyone special till afterwards (I'm glad he liked me, that would have sucked to been canned by the CEO). The guys from The Cure came into the Norway Resturant with their nieces. Again- no idea till I got in the dressing room. I met a bunch of disney channel kiddie celebs while I was hiding in the vip room at soarin (which usually is empty) waiting for the bf to get off work.

I'm usually clueless. This is the first time I made a fool of myself as it though.

6/10/2008 3:28:58 PM

You think thats bad?!? wait til you meet the richest man in the world(at the time) and you tell him microsoft sucks...i wanted to DIE...

6/10/2008 3:30:47 PM

^^ so you're basically Forest Gump?

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6/10/2008 3:32:22 PM

this is funny stuff

6/11/2008 9:09:21 AM

the first lol of the morning is the best, good story!

6/11/2008 9:17:16 AM

As much money as that guy makes as a basketball coach and he still goes around wearing ball caps?

6/11/2008 9:25:09 AM

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"Like, the coach?"

6/11/2008 9:29:15 AM

I ran into Dean Smith yesterday. Almost literally. I was getting off the elevator at the Dean Dome and he was right there. All I could think to say was "hey coach".

There's just something about heckling an 80 year old man. I couldn't bring myself to do it.

6/11/2008 9:30:57 AM

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"sounds like the story when i was in undergrad: some girl that i kinda know was getting hit on by some guy in psychology and the guy asked if she was going to the football game over the weekend. she said no. he asked her if she knew who he was, and she said she had no idea. he turned away rather upset about it. he was philip rivers. true story, or so i was told."

Wasnt he married as a freshman?

6/11/2008 9:35:17 AM

Either freshman or sophmore. And he had at least one kid before he graduated, maybe two.

6/11/2008 9:51:34 AM

fuck him

good job giving him shit about being a butt pirate

6/11/2008 9:58:54 AM

once as an undergrad, this guy offered me a bunch of money to give him a ride to the airport but i was busy

that person was James Goodnight

6/11/2008 10:03:13 AM

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"Like all other UNC fans, I gave him crap."

What exactly did you say?

6/11/2008 10:07:13 AM

One time, before college, I was home watching TV and eating potato chips, and the doorbell rang. I answered it, and the gentleman asked me if I wanted to buy a vacuum cleaner. I slammed the door in his face. What I didn't realize - that man was Jesus.

6/11/2008 10:07:21 AM

One time, before college, I was home watching TV and eating potato chips, and the doorbell rang. I answered it, and the gentleman asked me if I wanted to buy a vacuum cleaner. I said sure. What I didn't realize - that man was Satan.

6/11/2008 10:09:30 AM

uncanny

6/11/2008 10:11:02 AM

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"I love shit talking the carolina fans around here."

you are the worst kind of fan.

our fan base is embarrassed to have you claim us, and that's embarrassing in and of itself

6/11/2008 10:15:15 AM

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"you are the worst kind of fan."

i disagree. what kind of fan are you if you don't feel the need to harass our rivals at every possible chance.

6/11/2008 10:16:57 AM

the best part is asking them when they graduated

especially when you know that they didnt go there at all

6/11/2008 10:18:05 AM

"I actually went to App State, but I've always been a Carolina fan. Also we are the best football team in the Carolinas. I don't care what happened last time we played you in Raleigh, you are scared to play us again"

6/11/2008 10:19:24 AM