cddweller (1:04:50 AM): thewolfweb.com
SmarterChild (1:04:50 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
cddweller (1:04:53 AM): home
SmarterChild (1:04:53 AM): Welcome home.

1 Visit my library including a thesaurus, world facts and U.S. geography
2 Have fun with ASCII art, manicdotes, trivia and more
3 Use tools like conversions, notepad and Web search
4 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

Where would you like to go?
cddweller (1:05:10 AM): what's new
SmarterChild (1:05:10 AM): You know, hanging out. You?
cddweller (1:05:12 AM): 5
SmarterChild (1:05:12 AM): Thanks for asking, cddweller! Here's what's new:

New improved calculator - Now you can perform multiple operations consecutively. After the first operation, just type the operator (e.g., +, -, *, etc.) and another number and I'll apply it to the first result!
Reminders - Now I can send you reminders! Just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. For example: remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm or reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am.

I'll be learning even more new things, so check what's new often!
cddweller (1:05:21 AM): 5x5
SmarterChild (1:05:21 AM): 5
cddweller (1:05:24 AM): 5*5
SmarterChild (1:05:24 AM): 25
cddweller (1:05:31 AM): well shit dude
SmarterChild (1:05:32 AM): Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.

6/11/2008 1:07:02 AM

Welcome to 2002.

6/11/2008 1:07:54 AM

be nice to the aim bot, it means well.

6/11/2008 1:08:08 AM

2002-2008 = too drunk to remember SmarterChild usage

6/11/2008 1:08:35 AM

who was the original one?

6/11/2008 1:20:16 AM

that looks like fun.

6/11/2008 1:42:01 AM

5

6/11/2008 7:25:53 AM