My cheeks are pretty chunky. I wanna slim them down.
Hopefully arcgreek can drop a knowledge bomb

6/11/2008 7:20:43 PM

google

6/11/2008 7:21:11 PM

cardio

6/11/2008 7:21:42 PM

you can suck penitalia. i heard that helps.

6/11/2008 7:23:50 PM

I've been chewing mad amounts of gum for the past week but I there hasn't been an improvement in my jawline

6/11/2008 7:26:44 PM

Hey, maybe you can get TMJD and then you'll have two things to fix!

Don't overdo it on the gum.

6/11/2008 7:34:26 PM

Cardio.

6/11/2008 8:40:27 PM

damn i dont think many people got the arcgreek reference

6/11/2008 8:41:32 PM

Bukkake

6/11/2008 9:09:20 PM

One, I really don't know too much about this. I would be interested in what you find, though.

6/13/2008 3:55:29 PM

give head!

6/13/2008 4:02:01 PM

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"Hey, maybe you can get TMJD and then you'll have two things to fix! Don't overdo it on the gum."

Yeah I have severe TMJ problems. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night with my jaw completely out of joint. Had to call my dentist AKA my mother to see what the fuck I was to do. Thank goodness she could understand me moaning and barely making words out b/c she hears it at work all the time. Blah!

Grinding teeth also causes it I guess, so maybe that's what I'm doing. Never heard gum helping to slim the face down. Hmmmm.

6/13/2008 4:03:55 PM

i heard smiling works like 200 muscles in your face and laughing works like a trillion muscles in your throat/lungs combined

6/13/2008 4:05:18 PM

working out your mouth will just give you muscle, it wont trim down fat up there.

Quote :

"cardio"

6/13/2008 4:06:58 PM

But chewing gum burns 11 calories an hour. He'll be slim in no time.

6/13/2008 4:08:24 PM

damn if he could get up to 12 calories an hour and chew for 24 hours a day he will be losing like 3.5 pounds per month in no time

6/13/2008 4:10:10 PM

Mouth Yoga

6/13/2008 4:16:48 PM

Get one of these

6/13/2008 4:16:50 PM

haha

6/13/2008 4:17:30 PM

this is a funny idea, i havent seen any face machines at the gym

6/13/2008 4:20:10 PM

cardio. otherwise you're going to end up with a chunky face that looks muscular too.

6/13/2008 4:24:25 PM

Try eating twice as much to exercise the jaw muscles

6/13/2008 4:25:50 PM

^I hear pastries are really good at that

6/13/2008 4:34:02 PM

6/13/2008 4:54:22 PM

eat a lot of tootsie rolls... put them in the fridge first though

6/13/2008 4:57:53 PM

you have to lose weight overall

that's just it rolls

6/13/2008 4:59:25 PM

punches and kicks

6/13/2008 5:24:12 PM

If you do have a fat face, you have to loose bodyfat (you can still have a low weight and be fat) by eating a reduced calorie diet and some form of excercise..cardio..weighttraining.. manual labor...fucking.......whatever.

Still, i'm curious about face excersizes. I bet they look hilarious.


[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 7:09 PM. Reason : ]

6/13/2008 7:08:19 PM

gurning

6/13/2008 7:09:10 PM

eat(chewy stuff) a lot...good exercise for the face

6/13/2008 7:09:17 PM

I still think giving blowjobs is awesome exercise for the cheeks, especially if you're sucking hard.

6/15/2008 11:42:54 AM

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ds/ykoj/

6/15/2008 11:43:47 AM

Yeah. Why don't you come over and skinny down them cheeks.

6/15/2008 11:44:09 AM