tis weird.

ive had a really stressful few weeks
we are going to celebrate with foooood.

ive been stress eating like a mo fo as of late and lets just say the results are not very good looking
(i would normally work out b/c of stress...buttttt i have a lot of studying to do so i spend my time doin that instead. i can always start back after my test on the 21st. if i want to )

alright im out for a bit.

/freee thread


*cue fat jokes. at least make them funny so i can laugh

6/12/2008 5:25:18 PM

me and your mom?

6/12/2008 5:25:57 PM

alright, here's a question about fat girls.


Why are skinny guys always attracted to these women? When they hug it looks like a piece of dental floss trying to cut through a marshmallow.

6/12/2008 5:29:47 PM

iswydt

6/12/2008 5:31:14 PM

who has been together for 10 months? Why didnt u wait 2 more months to make this thread?

6/12/2008 5:31:49 PM

I'll take a lame stab at attention whoring for 200, alex.

6/12/2008 5:32:18 PM

jesus christ monkey balls

6/12/2008 5:32:31 PM

^^^cause i didnt feel like it.
plus i needed somewhere to kinda vent. ive been a total recluse as of late.

and do you want attention whoring??
go check out phoenix tattoo parlor on hillsborough. you might recognize someone on the wall.

i actually was gonna make a thread about that but i figured you guys would call out attention whoring then. but DURRRR
everything i do....is for attention

love you all.
i figured you guys could do better than this

COME ON

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 7:24 PM. Reason : dsgfgf]

6/12/2008 7:23:27 PM

all i know is that i'm so fat, when i step on the scale it says "to be continued."

6/12/2008 7:31:55 PM

t dub
you have failed me

im leaving.

bye.

6/12/2008 7:40:33 PM

bye!

6/12/2008 7:40:46 PM

i tried, but i'm not funny

6/12/2008 7:41:17 PM

^^

6/12/2008 7:41:31 PM

GUESS WHO CAN'T CONJUGATE SIMPLE VERBS

6/12/2008 7:43:46 PM

i was almost in a relationship for 10 months...but i ran the chick off by obsessing over grammar

6/12/2008 7:46:20 PM

You are celebrating 10 months???? WTF

6/12/2008 7:48:41 PM

^that. is what im going for now. straight mean-ness

and fuck yes im celebrating 10 months. like i will celebrate 13 months or whatever.
you live once fuckers.

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 7:51 PM. Reason : ERRY DAY'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO]

6/12/2008 7:50:28 PM

if only daddy gave you more hugs.....

6/12/2008 10:12:18 PM

this is the perfect setup to get mad when he misses your 20 month anniversary and demand an extra expensive dinner to make up for it!!

gg Joie

6/12/2008 10:35:58 PM

this thread is useless without pics.

and we don't want pics of freesty3r either.


[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : or whoever it is you're dating.]

6/12/2008 10:37:36 PM

6/12/2008 11:02:11 PM

me and alcohol have been together for 8 years now i think...its been a rocky relationship, but we do our best to look out for one another

6/12/2008 11:03:46 PM

^ that bitch has been cheating on me for all but 2 years? Damn...

6/12/2008 11:28:17 PM

Quote :

"his is the perfect setup to get mad when he misses your 20 month anniversary and demand an extra expensive dinner to make up for it!! gg Joie "

bwahahahah


<3 britta

6/13/2008 8:18:43 AM

happy....what ever you call 10 months....anniversary

Quote :

"You are celebrating 10 months???? WTF"

hell yeah...i would celebrate this shit too....

i used to celebrate (in my own mind) in terms of weeks....i rarely got to celebrate week 3...haha

i would wait out months and months to date some guy and in 2 weeks i was so bored i didn't know what to do with myself...

that's why my mother always said i treated men like shoes....she said "you see them...you like them...then you'll spend an inordinate amount of time and energy doing whatever it takes to get them....then you finally do and you don't like them as much as you thought and throw them in the back of the closet never to see them again"

so i guess it's more of a personal accomplishment than a celebration

6/13/2008 8:39:46 AM

congrats!

6/13/2008 8:45:40 AM

Everyday is a celebration with me.

6/13/2008 8:51:53 AM

^^^haha i feel you.
i had dubbed myself the serial six monther for a while


that reminds me. me and cody always said we would tell people if they asked that we would have been dating X number weeks (i know, i know terribly clumbsy sentence)

so this sunday wil be 44 weeks.


LAWLZ

[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 8:55 AM. Reason : aha]

6/13/2008 8:54:49 AM

YAYAYA!!!

Congrats

6/13/2008 8:55:56 AM

^hayyyyyyy

ps everyone come to ruckus tonight.

brent jordan's playing.

i plan on going, but only for like an hour or so.

6/13/2008 8:57:25 AM

you in grad school?

6/13/2008 9:09:26 AM

not yet.
hopefully soon.

the soonest it could be would be next year though

[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 9:11 AM. Reason : booo for late thinking]

6/13/2008 9:10:29 AM