A little girl asked her mom this about me a little while ago one the subway.

I had a full pack on my back with a yoga mat slung across the top, a satchel with other stuff in it and a big shopping bag full of high tax items (like whiskey) that I picked up while I was in Rhode Island this weekend

When have you been mistaken for the homeless?

6/15/2008 1:45:33 PM

1st

6/15/2008 1:46:38 PM

I never have been, which is why the homeless usually ask me for money.

6/15/2008 1:46:53 PM

the homeless only ever ask me for money when I'm going to a job interview

I was once mistaken for a beggar in the train station in Milan
these Frenchies tossed change in my lap while I was sleeping

6/15/2008 1:48:23 PM

... innnteresting

6/15/2008 1:48:57 PM

i hear french money smells like an armpit

6/15/2008 1:49:04 PM

spends like a dollar fifty-three though

so don't knock it

6/15/2008 1:51:22 PM

i dont know why they ask obvious college kids for money

im broke as shit and never have cash

if it werent for loans i'd be homeless too

6/15/2008 1:52:46 PM

you have some extra money, I'm sure of it

but you should be saving it and putting it to work for you so you can get out of debt

6/15/2008 1:53:58 PM

only when I was actually homeless.

6/15/2008 2:14:11 PM

I was mistaken for a puerto rican once.

My ex and I were on a snorkel day cruise down there and I went inside to get a beer. Some other lady on the cruise walked up to me and asked me where the bathroom was. I just looked at her and said "Que?"

6/15/2008 2:22:14 PM

the real question is did the mother say yes or no

[Edited on June 15, 2008 at 3:47 PM. Reason : ^i lived with an indian guy that got mistaken for chicano all the time]

6/15/2008 3:46:54 PM

I was mistaken for one of the male cheerleaders at NCSU.

6/15/2008 3:49:01 PM

people in knoxville thought i was TA mclendon a few years ago


given his current situation, thats pretty much being called a bum

6/15/2008 3:49:59 PM

the mother told her daughter to be quiet

6/15/2008 4:04:05 PM

you should started slurring curse words at them

[Edited on June 15, 2008 at 4:19 PM. Reason : DOWNTD JUGGE MEEE]

6/15/2008 4:19:35 PM