Two down, five to go in my case.

What about you guys?

6/18/2008 11:19:22 PM

You already have 5 ex-husbands?

6/18/2008 11:19:46 PM

move on


like....seriously

6/18/2008 11:19:53 PM

2.

6/18/2008 11:19:59 PM

2

6/18/2008 11:20:16 PM

1 or 2 I think

but I lost touch with a lot of them

I only talk to 1 semi-regularly

6/18/2008 11:20:35 PM

do yall still talk to them?

6/18/2008 11:21:00 PM

0/3

6/18/2008 11:21:02 PM

0 so far. well, 0 people that were technically labeled as a "boyfriend"

6/18/2008 11:21:06 PM

4.

But at least 6 have kids.

6/18/2008 11:22:14 PM

how many of my executable files, hmm, let me check and I'll get back with you

6/18/2008 11:22:25 PM

just one i think...

6/18/2008 11:22:52 PM

Quote :

"0 so far. well, 0 people that were technically labeled as a "boyfriend""

so you are one of "those" girls?

Quote :

"do yall still stalk to them?"

[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 11:23 PM. Reason : ]

6/18/2008 11:22:56 PM

three, to my knowledge. all last year

6/18/2008 11:22:58 PM

^^ what do you mean one of "those"

6/18/2008 11:24:09 PM

To be fair one of them left me to be with her highschool crush in Texas. She was knocked up a few weeks later and a shotgun wedding followed.

The last thing that I said to her was "It isn't my bastard, is it?"

6/18/2008 11:24:46 PM

I'd say you probably dodged a bullet with that one.

6/18/2008 11:26:19 PM

unless it really was yours. which it probably was. you never know with some people

6/18/2008 11:26:47 PM

damn, a fuck-ton of them. most of them married the guy they met right after we broke up

6/18/2008 11:27:21 PM

1

6/18/2008 11:27:33 PM

I only have one, but I think he's getting hitched this summer.

6/18/2008 11:28:49 PM

4.

and the stats on them are:
1 married with 1 kid, 1 married with multiple kids, 1 is already divorced from her marriage, the last one is lovin her marriage.

6/18/2008 11:31:31 PM

Pretty sure it's not my kid. I looks way too much like the husband.

Quote :

"damn, a fuck-ton of them. most of them married the guy they met right after we broke up"

Me too. I'm pretty sure that the girls get away from me and think "Fuck dating, I need to settle down so I can stop dealing with dumbasses like him."

6/18/2008 11:31:46 PM

damn, a fuck-ton of them. most of them married the guy girl they met right after we broke up

[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 11:37 PM. Reason : i just came up with 6 without thinking hard]

6/18/2008 11:36:48 PM

The last one got married last summer and approached me about a week prior to tell me that she would call it off if I thought that we would work out.

I told her to go ahead and get married because I would just cheat on her.

6/18/2008 11:45:41 PM

1.5 (one is engaged)

1 has a kid, too.

[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 11:58 PM. Reason : ]

6/18/2008 11:58:12 PM

just one

6/18/2008 11:58:42 PM

Quote :

"I'm pretty sure that the girls get away from me and think "Fuck dating, I need to settle down so I can stop dealing with dumbasses like him"

I have thought the exact same thing a time or two.

6/18/2008 11:59:00 PM

1... maybe 2...

[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : and he's got a bay beh ]

6/18/2008 11:59:01 PM

Zero.

6/18/2008 11:59:45 PM

oh, crap, I forgot about bottombaby


so, that makes a total of 3 exes that are now married






....sigh...the one that got away

6/18/2008 11:59:46 PM

marriage ain't nuttin' but a piece of paper, baby

6/19/2008 12:02:14 AM

a piece of paper saying they'll take half your shit when you leave.

6/19/2008 12:02:58 AM

nice to know

6/19/2008 12:03:04 AM

allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll my exes live in texas

6/19/2008 12:03:09 AM

that's why i hang my hat in Tennessee

6/19/2008 12:04:14 AM

3 former "serious" boyfriends - one is married, one is rumored to be married (haven't talked to him since we broke up, but I ran into a mutual acquaintance that said something about him being engaged), and one will never be married.

6/19/2008 12:04:16 AM

Only some are married, but all have herpes.


I kid, I kid.

6/19/2008 12:04:52 AM

probably all of them. there are only a few that i dont hear about from time to time.. but im so old i bet they are

6/19/2008 12:05:49 AM

all of them

6/19/2008 12:06:17 AM

42

6/19/2008 12:07:11 AM

Quote :

"and one will never be married"

dead? gay?

6/19/2008 12:08:04 AM

1 so far . . .

6/19/2008 12:08:04 AM

^^ neither. total loner.

6/19/2008 12:08:36 AM

i take that back

i think 3 of them have been married and divorced since we dated

6/19/2008 12:10:56 AM

marriage.exe

6/19/2008 12:29:10 AM

segmentation fault

(core dumped)

6/19/2008 12:30:21 AM

i don't talk to exes after it ends so its hard to know for sure

i know one is married only because some mutual friends went to the wedding

6/19/2008 12:36:39 AM

well it WAS 1 until he got divorced...within like 6 months of being married.

6/19/2008 1:23:46 AM

set em up

6/26/2008 11:17:58 PM