ok dont post the whole thing, only the funny

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"Subject: Houston, we have a problem We're glad you're a Netflix member, but we've had some trouble authorizing your Visa ending in ****. "

yeah, that might be cause its empty

6/18/2008 11:48:35 PM

from ReceiveDeath:

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"Subject: lol lol"

6/18/2008 11:50:59 PM

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"Subject: nice saying I ran into today I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas Edison"

6/18/2008 11:52:38 PM

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"Re: vm usage report-decom candidates, etc From: (person) Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 8:16 PM To: Evan Kinney; (a person) Cc: (another person) Nice Work, Evan!!! (person) ------------------------------ Sent from (person)'s BlackBerry ----- Original Message ----- From: Evan Kinney To: (a person) Cc: (another person); (person) Sent: Wed Jun 18 17:03:41 2008 Subject: RE: vm usage report-decomm candidates, etc Proof of concept: \\ocelot\Public\lastlogons.vbs NOTE: must be run using the command line interpreter (cscript.exe) Usage: Run without any parameters to be prompted for the machine name. Run as "lastlogons.vbs machinename" to specify a machine name. (essentially batch mode) Will output the last twenty logons to the machine, deletes any existing entries for that machine in the database, and adds the most recent twenty to the database. Database is (dsn). Web client is forthcoming. Note: you (or the user the script runs as) must have admin privs on the machine you're connecting to."

6/18/2008 11:57:31 PM

cannot play this game due to possible communication of proprietary information

6/18/2008 11:59:06 PM

blah blah blah

mine contained semi-proprietary information

i just censored the names of everyone

censor out the parts you don't want people to see

6/18/2008 11:59:51 PM

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"\\ocelot\Public\lastlogons.vbs"

6/19/2008 12:00:24 AM

I wish I could find the "evan, no one gives a fuck about your job" quote.

6/19/2008 12:00:38 AM

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" Subject: Roommate Issues ...but the issue seems to be resolved, as your roommate has changed her housing assignment for the Second Summer Session and Fall 2008, citing these issues as "irreparable difference of opinion.""

If I knew all it was gonna take to chase her out of here was leaving a pile of dishes in the sink for a month, I wouldn't have tried so hard with the other subtle bullshit.

6/19/2008 12:00:41 AM

i never implied anyone gave a fuck about my job

that was just the most interesting email i received today

[Edited on June 19, 2008 at 12:01 AM. Reason : ^do you live in the dorms or something?]

6/19/2008 12:01:10 AM

evan works at SAS

6/19/2008 12:01:28 AM

https://ocelot.wake.ems.gov/secure-login/

6/19/2008 12:01:35 AM

I wish I could find the "evan, no one gives a fuck about your job" quote.

6/19/2008 12:01:35 AM

This will be the only thread where I support Ernie.

6/19/2008 12:02:04 AM

I wish I could find the "evan, no one gives a fuck about your job" quote.

6/19/2008 12:02:15 AM

6/19/2008 12:02:51 AM

This will be the only thread where I support Epic Cat.

6/19/2008 12:03:28 AM

we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you

6/19/2008 12:04:18 AM

i will be the only one that laughs in this thread

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME

6/19/2008 12:05:02 AM

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"Dear [TenaciousC]: JUST $50 BY THIS FRIDAY WILL RESERVE A ROOM FOR DOWNTOWN LIVE ROCKS THE BAHAMAS! You might remember that we sent out a Freeloader e-mail last year asking what changes we could make from our last "Raleigh Rocks The Bahamas" to entice you to take the trip with us. Based on Freeloader feedback from that survey, we did the following: --We're taking a 4 night cruise on the Carnival Fascination to Freeport and Nassau, instead of staying at one resort in one location; --We've added bands you know (Sponge and Marcy Playground), who will be as much fun to party with as they will be to watch play live throughout the trip; --We've added fun excursions, like Salt's Freeport bar crawl and Blade's Nassau golf tournament; --We've changed the time of year, from late January to late October; --We scheduled it over a weekend so you wouldn't miss much work (although you'd probably like to); --We actually managed to REDUCE the price of the trip from last time, while adding national bands; --We made sure you were able to drive to the cruise port if you'd like (Jacksonville, FL - about a 7-hour drive). Act TODAY. The $50 down and $549/per person pricing ends this Friday and we want Freeloaders to get in on this incredible deal. This is a great time to book your trip to join Salt, Demetri The Greek, Foster, Blade, Alli Morgan, Adam-12, Sponge, and Marcy Playground on a cruise that's sure to provide memories to last a lifetime, October 23rd-27th. It's only $549/per person including taxes and fees, but that rate expires this Friday. Ready to go? Call Deep South Entertainment at 919-844-1515 now. There are great flexible payment plans available. Reserve your room right now for just $50 down. You can check out more info and pix from our last Bahamas trip here: http://www.RaleighRocksTheBahamas.com I really hope you join us. Reserve your room now for $50 down! If you have any questions about what to expect based on our last trip, feel free to shoot me an e-mail. Foster foster@96rockwebmail.com"

[Edited on June 19, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : ]

6/19/2008 12:06:08 AM

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"* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Get off yer ass and wet yer whistle (Check out our seriously good cocktails for size!) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Arcgreek, Okay, we Irish are not known for our tropical sunshine but we sure know how to make a kickass cocktail. The secret is seriously good liquor and a splash of imagination. Both of which go down very easy back home! Ask your Ri Ra barman to shake you up an Irish Aphrodidte Martini, a golden Mojito, a Limerick Lemonade, a SoCo Hurricane or even a great Margarita (frozen or classic). And don't forget to say 'Slainte!' Click the link below to check out our summer drinks menu! http://www.fishbowl.com/clt/rira/pc/200806/1/jmp/jmp.htm (If you are unable to click the link above, please copy and paste the link into the 'Address' field of your web browser.) Do you speak Ri Ra? The Real Flavour of Ireland ......................................................... --> Visit Us Online: http://www.rira.com --> Summer Drinks Menu: http://www.fishbowl.com/clt/rira/pc/200806/1/jmp/jmp.htm This email was sent because you joined the Pub Club in one of our restaurants, online or at one of our events. Your email address will not be shared with anyone. You can take your name out of the Pub Club at any time by clicking the unsubscribe link on this email and you will be removed immediately. RiRa, 76 Elm Street, Suite 207, New Canaan, CT 06840-0695. To ensure delivery, add RiRa@ri-ra.fishbowl.com to your address book. --> Unsubscribe: mailto:U-B2885.31783.17123.54572@ri-ra.fishbowl.com If the email address is not clickable, simply copy the address and paste it into the 'to' field of your email message and hit 'send.' ========================================================= This message was sent by Fishbowl. "

6/19/2008 12:06:33 AM

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"Quote : " Subject: Roommate Issues ...but the issue seems to be resolved, as your roommate has changed her housing assignment for the Second Summer Session and Fall 2008, citing these issues as "irreparable difference of opinion."" If I knew all it was gonna take to chase her out of here was leaving a pile of dishes in the sink for a month, I wouldn't have tried so hard with the other subtle bullshit. "

thats hilarious

6/19/2008 12:15:17 AM

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"subject: OMG we caught you naked! click here and see for yourself! http://www.spamyouremailaddress.com/you/naked"

6/19/2008 12:15:24 AM