Quite fascinating at 2,3,4ish am in the hotel pool.

6/20/2008 5:15:38 AM

you know they dont clean those things like they should

6/20/2008 5:16:16 AM

tr00

one of the reasons it was 'sex' and not sex

6/20/2008 5:19:02 AM

only fags call grinding.... 'sex'

6/20/2008 5:39:42 AM

not as hot as it seems it'd be

at all

6/20/2008 6:14:32 AM

DO YOU GIRLS KNOW WHERE THE GYM IS?

6/20/2008 6:28:51 AM

not so enjoyable

6/20/2008 6:36:03 AM

I just got this image of a scrawny internet type pumping away at his obese, diabetic gamer girlfriend before he looks over and notices other undesirables fucking at the other edges of the pool

6/20/2008 7:19:27 AM

the only time I see sex inside of ' ' is when someone's talking about gay sex.....

6/20/2008 7:30:03 AM

Quote :

"not as hot as it seems it'd be at all"

6/20/2008 7:45:10 AM

I've had lake sex. Probably not a smart idea, but damn it was fun. Put on some type 3 vests and get on it!

6/20/2008 7:46:05 AM

lawls, yeah i could see some UTI coming from that.



i can't wait to have boat sex

6/20/2008 7:49:34 AM

^wear sunscreen, as I found out the hard way

6/20/2008 7:50:22 AM

bathroom floor sex ...with the water running

6/20/2008 7:54:20 AM

i've had bathroom floor sex in probably the smallest apartment ever one time. Definitely an awkward moment walking out

6/20/2008 8:00:33 AM

2nd story dock sex ftw...
followed closely by bowrider boat

6/20/2008 8:02:21 AM

golf course sex isn't that great, either

6/20/2008 8:19:23 AM

I like hood of the car sex

6/20/2008 8:20:31 AM

^^ where was it ?

if it was fairway rough or sandtrap i'm going to slap you.

6/20/2008 8:24:40 AM

the green

6/20/2008 8:26:38 AM

There was a hot tub by the pool at my old apartment complex. After some of the stories I heard from some of the people in the building that overlooked it, you couldn't pay me to get in that thing.

6/20/2008 8:54:34 AM

i think i interrupted someone trying to fuck in my complexes pool last night.
all i wanted was a soda out of the machine...lol

6/20/2008 9:02:08 AM

Quote :

"i can't wait to have boat sex"

i have a lake if you have the boat

6/20/2008 9:07:11 AM

Ask the girl tomorrow how it was

6/20/2008 9:12:15 AM

i almost fucking drowned... srsly

6/20/2008 10:02:00 AM

water is like, the anti-lube. and pool water is the anti-clean.
ew ew ew and ow ow ow.

6/20/2008 10:38:23 AM

^ agreed. sex in a wet environment tends to get pretty rough. and pools, especially public ones, are just nasty

6/20/2008 10:41:18 AM

Recently had a good "pool sex" experience. Pool in a private condo neighborhood. Water + large amounts of alcohol usually doesn't bode well for me, but I guess I lucked out this time.

6/20/2008 10:58:56 AM

i banged a chick in a hot tub like 10 years ago...never in a pool though...i would bang jessie spano on some showgirls shit though

6/20/2008 11:28:44 AM

Quote :

"not as hot as it seems it'd be at all"

Quote :

"water is like, the anti-lube. and pool water is the anti-clean."

6/20/2008 11:56:54 AM

i left university village at like 2am last night and there were people in the pool giggling...i suppose that mightve been ThePeter?

6/20/2008 12:02:13 PM

university village != hotel

6/20/2008 12:04:50 PM

Quote :

"i banged a chick in a hot tub like 10 years ago"

Yeah, not as good as advertised. Did it once, don't want to again...

6/20/2008 2:14:13 PM

I have to ask everyone that has banged in a pool/hot tub: Where did you finish?

I always have this vision of someone getting out of a public hot tub one day and having some random dude's man goo stuck to their back.

6/20/2008 2:16:57 PM

internal

6/20/2008 2:17:59 PM

i doubt it stayed internal

6/20/2008 2:20:15 PM

Quote :

"i left university village at like 2am last night and there were people in the pool giggling...i suppose that mightve been ThePeter?"

but we're not supposed to be out there after 6pm o lawlz

6/20/2008 2:20:21 PM

ive done both

looks like those sea monkey things you could buy out of old comic books

6/20/2008 2:20:25 PM

Quote :

"Yeah, not as good as advertised. Did it once, don't want to again..."

In regards to a hot tub.

6/20/2008 2:48:38 PM

the sex where you put on a robe and wizard hat

6/20/2008 2:54:08 PM

Quote :

"I have to ask everyone that has banged in a pool/hot tub: Where did you finish? "

It just sort of... floats... and eventually hits the skimmer I'd guess...

6/20/2008 3:02:29 PM

Quote :

"I have to ask everyone that has banged in a pool/hot tub: Where did you finish? "

Didn't. I was just happy enough to be able to perform with the amount of alcohol consumed and addition of water.

6/20/2008 3:04:00 PM

Hot tub sex FTMFW.

6/20/2008 3:04:28 PM

My guess is that for it to work great, you need to be with a girl who is just freakishly, insanely wet down there... not every girl can get that way, no matter how turned on she is.

V maybe temp-wise, but I'm sure it's no where near has ergonomical as a hottub...

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 3:14 PM. Reason : x]

6/20/2008 3:12:34 PM

i have a pool (in dunn)
heated.

so when you sit on the steps with the heater on it feels JUST like a hot tub

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 3:13 PM. Reason : degff]

6/20/2008 3:13:22 PM

i have mapquest and a GPS

6/20/2008 3:15:09 PM

Joie, come hang out at my pool!

6/20/2008 3:15:31 PM

Well I'll be damned, this thread had some life to it.

6/20/2008 9:30:03 PM

I really want to have some SCUBA-sex.

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 11:29 PM. Reason : and airplane sex...like in a Cessna, not an airliner.]

6/20/2008 11:08:53 PM

Mile high club, 100' down club.

6/21/2008 12:27:37 AM