everyonr keeps treating me like I'm blligerent

6/21/2008 10:35:51 PM

i hate when that happens

[Edited on June 21, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : but i usually realize the next day that they were right]

6/21/2008 10:37:23 PM

drunk conversations always make me lol.

PM me so I can be entertained please!!!

6/21/2008 10:38:40 PM

I'm working on it

6/21/2008 10:39:07 PM

Everyon keeps acting like I'm adick

6/21/2008 10:39:20 PM

i hate having the hiccups on my first beer, everyone thinks you're smashed but in reality u just shouldn't have chugged that cup of tang so fast.

6/21/2008 10:39:46 PM

Apparently I'm lazy tooooo

6/21/2008 10:41:06 PM

give em hell!!!

6/21/2008 10:41:41 PM

no pm?

boohiss.

why is everyone being lame tonight?

6/21/2008 10:41:47 PM

I don't know you. But your name is Str8BacardiL...

6/21/2008 10:42:52 PM

Whenever I am drunk, my typed conversation is always very carefully typed. I use the spell check plug in like crazy.

6/21/2008 10:44:48 PM

Innocenttttt

6/21/2008 10:46:28 PM

Str8BacardiL is the man! He's never flamed my threads once.

6/21/2008 10:47:28 PM

i think you have an alcohol addiction, i can mentor you

6/21/2008 10:47:40 PM

Just keep a self help book next to the crapper and read it when ever you've gotta sit a min.

6/21/2008 10:49:31 PM

^^^ Yeah, I like him too. He seems like a pretty cool dude.

6/21/2008 10:50:32 PM

Thanks for the pm.

6/21/2008 10:52:29 PM

i was scared of getting STD's once at this party, so i shat standing up and leanin back while holding onto the towel bar on teh wall. it went pretty well. the towel rack got alil flimsy but i wedged a $5 inbetween the bar and the wall and called it game.

that was probably the most fun i've ever had while i shat. cliffhanger shits ftw.

6/21/2008 10:52:55 PM

I love you guys

6/21/2008 10:53:45 PM

6/21/2008 10:54:21 PM

Str8BacardiL = Spontaneous????

6/21/2008 10:54:38 PM

worthless without pics

6/21/2008 10:54:40 PM

6/21/2008 10:54:42 PM

I've never had interesting cliffhanger poop but I've pulled off some pretty sweet bathroom trips in heels at Rum Runners...that middle bathroom that is like 2' x 2'.

6/21/2008 10:56:18 PM

Sadly, I have never perfected peeing standing up without warming up my feet.

6/21/2008 10:58:09 PM

Y. My phonne is being gay

6/21/2008 10:58:22 PM

^^pee in the showwer

6/21/2008 11:00:15 PM

you know what's a big confidence booster for guys (or atleast me)?


having to bend your dick/ stand up--> aim it south --> reposition--> sit down again in order to get mr johnson to shoot into the toilet.

6/21/2008 11:01:12 PM

wtf

6/22/2008 7:58:25 AM

yuck. i have a cheap wine hangover.

6/22/2008 8:57:35 AM

I want bojangles.

6/22/2008 8:58:36 AM

Bojangles is the ultimate next day food.

I'd go get Bojos, but that would mean I'd have to comb my hair and drag the kid out.
It's looking like PopTarts.

6/22/2008 9:01:44 AM

Yeah the grease in Bojos does a good job of absorbing the alcohol that's left over.

6/22/2008 9:39:09 AM