HBO: Blue Streak
HBO2: Lady in the Water
HBO-S: We Are Marshall
HBO-F: Evan Almighty
HBO-C: Victor/Victoria
HBO-Z: Code Name: The Cleaner

Holy shit, who does their programming?!

6/23/2008 3:48:09 PM

I say that about pretty much all television.

Pretty much, not quite all.

6/23/2008 3:50:09 PM

dude

victor victoria


talk about a mind fuck to see as a developing pubescent boy

6/23/2008 3:50:47 PM

Well its not like I was banking on watching a movie now, just wanted something decent in the background.

Sigh.

6/23/2008 4:19:36 PM

HBO isn't the only channel.

6/23/2008 4:19:59 PM

there ain't shit anywhere else either.

Probably gonna pop a DVD in soon. I'm exhausted from walking too much earlier

6/23/2008 4:23:40 PM

I don't care how many channels you have, sometimes television just blows.

6/23/2008 4:42:03 PM

I'm watching/listening to the "Alternative (Uncensored)" music station now, haha.

6/23/2008 4:42:55 PM

find something you can JO to

sometimes its show you wouldn't expect

like just the other day it was Frasier for me, when Roz was looking extra slutty

6/23/2008 4:43:24 PM

Evan Almighty is decent

(dunno if its decent to JO to, cant remember)

6/23/2008 4:44:14 PM

nah its PG

plus that movie sucked anyway

I expected the kid from Superbad to be funny, but he wasnt really

6/23/2008 4:45:16 PM

sometimes i wonder is HBO sucks balls on purpose. just to get more hype to the boxing and the other good sh!t that have. its like the fill it up with filler in between the good sh!t.

6/23/2008 4:46:24 PM

is there something better than Evan Almighty on the list he listed?

i watched The Cleaner as well...I think that has Lucy Liu and Nicolette Sheridan in it

6/23/2008 4:46:41 PM

HBO On Demand is free...

6/23/2008 4:46:51 PM

Lady in the Water


I must admit, I love that movie.

6/23/2008 4:47:24 PM

the cleaner sucks too

blue streak is the best of those listed

6/23/2008 4:48:22 PM

^^well i havent seen it

i just figured if its a shamalayayayayan flick its probably got a good 10 minutes of stuff and 80 minutes of filler

^oh yeah is that the Martin Lawrence flick where he acts like a cop?

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 4:49 PM. Reason : .]

6/23/2008 4:48:31 PM

yeah and luke wilson (before he got real famous) as his partner

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 4:50 PM. Reason : also a pre-Chapelle's Show Chapelle as a petty criminal...quality movie]

6/23/2008 4:49:37 PM

doesnt he have to beat chappelle's ass in the alley so it doesn't look suspicious?

6/23/2008 4:51:04 PM

something like that

theres a scene where he has to arrest chapelle to make it look like hes a real cop

theyre in a conveinence store and Martin Lawrence is like "Put your hands on the oodles of noodles !"

and Chapelle is like "Chicken or Beef ?"

definite lol

6/23/2008 4:52:33 PM

Goddammit, I thought that there was a documentary on HBO titled Nothing but Crap.

6/23/2008 4:53:35 PM

I even have Lady in the Water's soundtrack.

6/23/2008 6:57:17 PM

HBO has been absolutely awful with their programming. I began noticing it once john adams finished. Their premiere movies have been awful and their multichannel offerings have been worse.

6/23/2008 7:09:08 PM

I'm wondering how good their new mini-series "Kill Zone" is going to be. I'm hopeful.

6/27/2008 3:25:45 AM

I liked HBO when I was a kid and we got standard cable with HBO.

Then we got digital cable with every movie channel ever and every last fucking one sucked balls.

Except for cinemax late at night. *cough*

That was only something I watched for about 3 months though, that shit was so low quality I just started inventing stories in my head myself.

Oh but yeah, movie channels are generally crap. The movies you want to see are on the on demand channels because that way you'll pay for them, right?

Oh well, at least they aren't all playing those recent superhero redux movies that got so popular. Or maybe they could all be playing M Night Shamalan (look I don't give a fuck about the spelling) movies! You'd cut your wrists with a quickness.

6/27/2008 4:20:12 AM

We are Marshall is pretty decent too, but i don't think he would want to translate it from Spanish...

Evan Almighty is ok too...not his best work though...

6/27/2008 6:49:46 AM

skinemax ftw.

6/27/2008 7:00:12 AM