Here's one for you

A rope tries to enter a bar but sees that the owners won’t serve ropes. He ties himself into a bow and tears at his ends and enters.
“Say,” said the bartender, “Aren’t you a rope?”
“No,” said the rope. “I’m a frayed knot.”

6/25/2008 12:19:08 PM

I LOL'd in 2002

6/25/2008 12:20:09 PM

oh wow..

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 12:20 PM. Reason : ^lol shit i didnt lol at all]

6/25/2008 12:20:15 PM

I chuckled in 1994.

6/25/2008 12:34:54 PM

I laughed.

6/25/2008 12:42:28 PM

i dont get it...i keep thinking of a tie but thats a windsor knot

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 12:43 PM. Reason : ,]

6/25/2008 12:43:26 PM

"I'm afraid not."
"I'm a frayed knot."



[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 12:45 PM. Reason : DURRRR, DNL.]

6/25/2008 12:45:10 PM

haha omg i've never heard that...i guess it makes sense but is super corny

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 12:47 PM. Reason : "a frayed knot" woulda never struck me as "affraid not"]

6/25/2008 12:47:38 PM

L0.5L/10

6/25/2008 12:55:54 PM

^^Got damn son you are a stupid motherfucker

6/25/2008 1:27:26 PM

The 20 minute version of this joke is my favorite joke ever.

Your version is short and lame.

6/25/2008 2:42:25 PM

eh gets a smile

6/25/2008 2:44:15 PM

UNCLE STEVE JOKES!

6/25/2008 2:48:03 PM

^^^^your mom is a stupid motherfucker

6/25/2008 2:48:38 PM