in honor of a new site i found: http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com

post some here, they don't even have to be specifically P-A. even if you're being a to the point asshole, whatever. just want to see notes. seems like maybe pilgrimshoes had one... and i've seen plenty more on here. would love to revisit.

cordially,
jackleg

6/25/2008 6:00:39 PM

ahaha

i saw the thread title and thought

"hey i've got one of those on here somewhere"

6/25/2008 6:03:08 PM

mr. shoes' note was awesome and full of anger.

6/25/2008 6:03:21 PM

saps said "i dont think, i know, you peice of shit" and "you, you sick fuck" the other day to me...in a "congrats dnl" thread no less....do these count?

6/25/2008 6:04:03 PM

ahhh

thanks to marko's magic



[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 6:04 PM. Reason : man i was furious over some cheap ass pots and pans]

6/25/2008 6:04:15 PM

My dearest jackleg,


I regret to inform you that your thread ain't not successful.


Sympathies,


DA.

6/25/2008 6:04:16 PM

plz post it pshoes

hahhaa i wanna see either passive aggressive, or boil-over mad finally wrote a mean ass letter.

6/25/2008 6:04:24 PM

what does the last line say?

6/25/2008 6:07:01 PM

I suppose the closest thing to this that I've left would be on peoples' cars who kept parking in my spots when I first moved into this place.

Something to the effect of "Hi there, I just moved here and the 36c spots are mine. I don't want to be a jerk and go towing people's cars immediately so I just ask that when you get this note that you don't park in my spot any more or I'll have to tow you if I see your car a second time."

It worked pretty well, though the people taking my spot were usually just visiting, lazy fools.

I usually don't write out notes to people to be a dick, it ends badly.

6/25/2008 6:07:05 PM

Quote :

"SERIAL KILLER HANDWRITING"

6/25/2008 6:07:48 PM

damn pilgrimshoes really hates the word "and"

6/25/2008 6:08:35 PM

the last little segment says

"this shit ends.

No more being too spoiled, lazy, or just plain taking advantage of me and erin.

-starts now
1pm Sunday 11-23"


yeah i have the handwriting of a psychopathic 4 year old

6/25/2008 6:09:08 PM

I had a really good one on here but must have deleted it a couple years ago. There was a car that used to "bump" through my apt. complex, stop and park right near my window EVERY night at 12:30 for like 2 weeks. I wrote up a note, put it on his windshield, and poured a big bottle of Wesson oil all over his car. Threw a bag of flour and some other stuff on it, then maintenance came the next morning and blew dirt and trimmings all over it.

I think it said something like "Your stereo is at a 10, if you are not at a 2 tomorrow you will be buying new tires".

6/25/2008 6:10:37 PM

You're such a pussy.

6/25/2008 6:11:55 PM

The guy was black

6/25/2008 6:12:41 PM

I bet he's on TWW and he's gonna be like Oh shit it's that cracker asshole? and come jump your ass.

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 6:17 PM. Reason : Seriously though, the note by itself probably would've done the trick.]

6/25/2008 6:17:01 PM

classic

6/25/2008 6:17:51 PM

There was a series of freakin AWESOME passive aggressive notes left on the fridge last semester one of which was written by a Chilean who had a functional handling of the English language.

...

That is all.

6/25/2008 6:18:00 PM

left for me by who I suspect was skankinande
(drawing added later by me)

6/25/2008 6:18:05 PM

whats the chinese fellow got in his hands?

6/25/2008 6:19:18 PM

THIS SHIT ENDS NOW

6/25/2008 6:19:31 PM

^^ A noose and a knife dripping with blood, I think.

6/25/2008 6:20:30 PM

i've left 2 of these in my life that i can remember....

one to a neighbor and one to a TA....if I had known 8 years ago that I would be on TWW I would have taken pictures of them....

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 6:24 PM. Reason : soidf]

6/25/2008 6:21:43 PM

dooooooo reconsider

what the hell is with ppl

6/25/2008 6:22:54 PM

wow i wish all the bitches on tww would fess up to sending these...would help narrow down the field REALLLL easy

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 6:24 PM. Reason : definitely never left something dumb like that]

6/25/2008 6:24:33 PM

ur doing my job wrong

Thanks,
Katoyae
Towel Man

6/25/2008 6:24:41 PM

the pepsi one on page 3 or 4 is pretty good.

6/25/2008 6:25:53 PM

im gonna post all of them.

this seriously probably is gonna win though

6/25/2008 6:26:50 PM

right next to the sexual harrisment sign lol

6/25/2008 6:27:36 PM

Katoya & Towel Man


Towel Man is like 6 steps up from Dope Boy, btw

6/25/2008 6:27:50 PM

the last one in this list just kills me:

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/05/18/the-pepsi-challenge/

6/25/2008 6:30:19 PM

the note to the TA was because she accused me of cheating when I was the only person in my group that actually attended the class and did the assignment she was accusing me of cheating on...

this was the neighbor situation...

Quote :

"i also had a semi-similar issue with a parking spot once...i was blocked in my parking spot so i drove through the neighbor's yard (like an asshole...i'll admit) and they just happened to be coming home at that time and confronted me about it...i apologized and went on my way....well my parking spot was half pavement/half grass....so i go to my car one day to find a note that said "If you continue to park on our grass we are going to have your car towed and report you for trepassing"....to which i replied with a note saying "if you continue to let your grass grow in MY parking spot that I PAID for I'm going to report you to the police for harassment, trespassing, vandalism, (and a number of other things i can't remember) then i'm going to spray Round Up on your whole fucking yard".... "

6/25/2008 6:30:28 PM

i decided it could be slang for something, so i went to UD.... and learned about TOWEL TRICKIN. based off something you can do to the xbox to make it work (i guess like how people fucked w nintendo tapes)

Al got his finger chopped off by a saw at work the other day. I heard he towel-tricked it by packing it in ice and running to the emergency room.

6/25/2008 6:31:49 PM

At my work

In the bathroom

is a sign, saying

Quote :

"   Due to Safety and Hygiene concerns       AND in consideration of others                   PLEASE DO NOT STAND ON THE TOILET SEATS "

for real.... just like that. its been up there the entire 6 months ive worked here.



i really don't get it.... maybe i should take a picture of it.





[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 6:34 PM. Reason : ]

6/25/2008 6:33:08 PM

and yeah i like the pepsi one about putting in more stuff that they don't have on tap in the building.

6/25/2008 6:33:43 PM

i wish i had taken a pic of all the signs this yankee couple that ran a store down the road (into the ground LOL) had.
handwritten signs on scrap paper and taped all over inside of the door facing in.
"no bills larger than $20 accepted!
all gas purchases will be rounded UP to the nearest CENT!
PRE PAY FOR GAS
DO NOT SMACK THE BOTTOM OF YOUR GATORADE BOTTLES TO MAKE THAT POPPING SOUND
NO ANIMALS ON PROPERTY
NO OBSCENE TATTOOS
50 cents for use of the air compressor
NO FLIP FLOPS
NO TANKTOPS ON WOMEN

and many many more. right in the middle was the smallest one " DO NOT BLOCK ENTRANCE READING SIGNS"

true story

6/25/2008 6:34:18 PM

^ what a bunch of freaks.

6/25/2008 6:36:28 PM

joe_schmoe:

we have one that says (paraphrase) --

Quote :

"If you use the urinal, and DRIP on the FLOOR, it is your responsibility to get a hand towel and WIPE it up... before the next person STEPS in it, and tracks your URINE throughout the office building"

i never pee in that bathroom, ahahaha. i just use the one in the heart of the office with no "rules" -- the funny part is that they have that sign in the only bathroom that clients use when they're in. if you gotta put up a weird note, put it in the middle or back, and say "this includes ALL bathrooms"

they don't even specify that in the front restroom, so i drip all over the back!!1

6/25/2008 6:38:26 PM

WOW the last one is out there

great blog idea

6/25/2008 6:44:03 PM

who wants pee on their hand towels?

6/25/2008 6:45:05 PM

nice try, totally busted at trying to get my work number and try to talk shit about me

6/25/2008 6:46:22 PM

6/25/2008 6:46:32 PM

i wish i had some of the ones i've left

i did a similar one for the pots and pans and another for the garbage and another for them refusing to pay any part of the electric bill while they weren't living there bc of internships--I wasn't there either though so we all obviously owed for the bullshit fees and to keep the frig on (yea they left shit in the freezer too btw)

6/25/2008 6:48:50 PM

Quote :

"i wish i had taken a pic of all the signs this yankee couple that ran a store down the road (into the ground LOL) had. handwritten signs on scrap paper and taped all over inside of the door facing in. "no bills larger than $20 accepted! all gas purchases will be rounded UP to the nearest CENT! PRE PAY FOR GAS DO NOT SMACK THE BOTTOM OF YOUR GATORADE BOTTLES TO MAKE THAT POPPING SOUND NO ANIMALS ON PROPERTY NO OBSCENE TATTOOS 50 cents for use of the air compressor NO FLIP FLOPS NO TANKTOPS ON WOMEN and many many more. right in the middle was the smallest one " DO NOT BLOCK ENTRANCE READING SIGNS" true story"

Oh god.

At a gas station at the UT/CO line, there were ALL kinds of notes like this. On the door, on the ice cooler, on the drink cooler, on the counter, on the product shelves, in the bathroom.

To boot, it was also where the owner lived. From a bird's eye view of the building, the lower left quadrant was gas station. You walk in the door, and her dining room, complete with three chows lying on the floor, is to your right. Past the product shelves is the entrance to the living area. One of the signs in the bathroom said 'Please be considerate. I live here, and I'm letting you use my bathroom. Cleaning supplies are under the sink.'

On the ice cream cooler was a sign saying 'Decide what you want BEFORE!! opening the lid. Stop melting the ice cream!'

At the register, a note taped to the counter says "I check all bills larger than $5 for counterfeit. Don't rush me".

Signs at the entrance door addressed gum, flipflops, sunglasses, pre-paying for gas, and things like that.

Signs taped to the doorframe on your way out were clearly away messages: "at the liquor store", "In bed - store closed", "Church! Why aren't you there?"

6/25/2008 6:48:52 PM

watch me marry one like this

6/25/2008 6:51:43 PM

news flash, youre a moron

6/25/2008 6:56:21 PM

nvm

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 6:57 PM. Reason : missed a word]

6/25/2008 6:57:20 PM

god i hate jessi


its either jess or jessica...fuck that jessi shit...hate boy/girl names for the most part

6/25/2008 6:59:06 PM

jessiejepp

6/25/2008 6:59:58 PM

The greatest thing about this is if you gave those people accounts and linked them to this thread, they'd defend themselves up and fucking down 24hrs a day like trapezius back in the day

also those chicks must be puking some serious dry dorrito vomit to clog a functioning toilet. ive seen 60yr old toilets chew through some serious turds before.

6/25/2008 7:00:21 PM