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"Raleigh, N.C. — Authorities issued a Silver Alert Friday afternoon for a Raleigh woman believed to be suffering from a mental impairment. Bonnie Gay Brooks, 49, of 5040 Kaplan Drive, was last seen driving a silver 2006 Hyundai Elantra with North Carolina license plate WPN-2372, police said. It was unknown which direction she was headed. Brooks was described as about 5 feet, 4 inches tall and 165 pounds. She has long, brown hair and green eyes and was wearing a white, short-sleeve T-shirt, blue jeans and white tennis shoes. Anyone with information about her whereabouts is asked to call the Raleigh Police Department at 919-831-6384."

6/27/2008 1:53:13 PM

what do you do, search wral daily for "kaplan"

6/27/2008 1:56:06 PM

well, she's buttass, so we can rule out her being abducted for rape purposes

she looks poor too, so rule out money

which leaves revenge as the likely cause of abduction

we could very well have an Alpha Dog situation on out hands

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:58 PM. Reason : x]

6/27/2008 1:58:03 PM

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" drunknloaded so my neighbor gave me a key to her place... apparently shes "going out of the country" or something- was like 6am this morning and shes like yo can you help me take a desk out to the dumpster(of course i'm going to say yes)...mind you this broad has never introduced herself....shes a bit hefty, i thought she was a mexican...anyways shes like you can keep anything I dont want and everything i do want needs to be put in a pile(not a lot)...oh and i get her food lol so long story short, chubby broad has to leave country and gives me her apt keys to finish throwing stuff away 6/22/2008 4:28:41 PM "

6/27/2008 2:03:56 PM

^hmmmm well DNL is that her?

6/27/2008 3:03:16 PM

SILVER ALERT!!!

6/27/2008 3:18:41 PM

Text from my mom....

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"There is a missing woman who lives on Kaplan"

6/27/2008 5:36:19 PM

doesn't mean she was abducted... she has a mental impairment and can't be located, it's silver, not amber.

6/27/2008 5:42:34 PM

i thought it said "hissing woman off kaplan"

6/27/2008 5:44:57 PM

^^I thought Amber alerts were only for children. So Silver for an adult?

6/27/2008 5:45:42 PM

Silver Alert is helping law enforcement agencies find elderly people who wander away from home.

6/27/2008 5:50:16 PM

haha, you copied that sentence right out of google's first result.

6/27/2008 5:53:34 PM

haha CALLED OUT

6/27/2008 5:57:48 PM

wait. if she is off Kaplan, then why the fuck don't you report it to the police so they can pick her up? jeez

6/27/2008 5:58:52 PM

be on the lookout

6/27/2008 11:03:00 PM

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"wait. if she is off Kaplan, then why the fuck don't you report it to the police so they can pick her up? jeez"

lawl

6/28/2008 12:56:34 AM