1) Meatheads doing two reps and talking for 10 min sitting on the bench.2) People putting dumbbells/plates out of order.3) Not cleaning sweat after they get done using the machine.4) Meatheads telling some small dude "Trying to get big like you bro"
6/28/2008 4:43:10 PM
meatheads
6/28/2008 4:44:35 PM
1) Why most girls don't just come in a thong...I mean if the inseam of your shorts is 3/4 of an inch, don't even bother
6/28/2008 4:45:26 PM
old creepy dudes that just walk around the whole time I am there, and I never see them get on a machine.i am pretty sure they hang out in the sauna quite a bit too
6/28/2008 4:46:06 PM
^at this bar down here, there is always an old guy (white hair and all) who posts up at a post at the edge of the dance floor and stands there all night. wears sunglasses too. creepy as fuck
6/28/2008 4:47:10 PM
the guys that work at Gold's but aren't trainers really bother me too. Literally, all they do is walk around, hit on girls, and act like they make more than $8 an hour
6/28/2008 4:48:44 PM
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6/28/2008 4:55:13 PM
the older, leather skinned ladies that go there only to get hit on by the said losers that arent trainers
the guys that walk around with gallon jugs of water, when there are water fountains all over that joint
6/28/2008 4:56:40 PM
the people that fuck up my flow by getting on a machine/bench in my rotation and sitting on it to watch tv for 2-3 mins before doing half a set and then getting off[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 4:58 PM. Reason : ,]
6/28/2008 4:58:33 PM
6) Lil blondies who come in and can't figure out how to work the treadmill.
6/28/2008 4:59:03 PM
People using the squat rack for exercises other than squats. Circuit anything.
6/28/2008 5:02:34 PM
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6/28/2008 5:09:33 PM
this isn't really a who, but a what.they have the scales in there set like 10 lbs heavy. I went to the doctor and I weighed in at 210, weighed myself at the gym about an hour later and it said 219. That's some bullshit right there
6/28/2008 5:20:08 PM
clever...making you think you are heavier so you go to the gym more.now i'm worried that I haven't been gaining weight like i wanted to
6/28/2008 5:21:48 PM
people that try to have convos with me while i'm listening to my ipod. HEADPHONES. are on for a reason.
6/28/2008 5:24:16 PM
people who wear headphones at the gymi dont want to hear your shitty celine dion tracks
6/28/2008 5:30:49 PM
The people that hawk the door. Someone can be in the middle of bench pressing and still take their effort to lift their head and see who walked in. And the people who use the mirror to pretend that they're looking at themselves when they're really looking at everyone else lifting.
6/28/2008 5:34:27 PM
^^ at my gym you have to wear headphones or else you hear the gym music. which is like gym class heroes and vanessa carlton. or the people around me. its louddd in thur.also, who listens to celine dion when they work out?
6/28/2008 5:37:26 PM
i dont know, i just kinda assumed you didwhen im running i like to listen to radiohead because it brings my heart rate down and therefore im able to run longer distances. but when im lifting i put on some bullet for my valentine or BTBAM[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 5:39 PM. Reason : x][Edited on June 28, 2008 at 5:40 PM. Reason : x]
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6/28/2008 5:39:37 PM
there is this old guy that rotates through either 4 machines, racks, or benches and has a towel on each one. Learn to share!
6/28/2008 5:40:20 PM
only fat chicks do the leg spreader machine
6/28/2008 5:45:00 PM
^ no. the majority of the girls ive seen get on the machine where hot in shape girls.
6/28/2008 5:49:44 PM
I agree with the short shorts.One day I was on the treadmill and this girl comes along, and steps on the treadmill in front of me with really short short.All she could do was shuffle, cause if she ran any faster, you would have been able to see her cheeks, and maybe her pubes, if she doesn't like to shave.And the whole time Im thinking, "Come on, get the fuck off and let someone who seriously wants to run take that treadmill".Not a fan of gym outfits either. I'm there to do my thing, and get the hell out. A t-shirt and standard running short should suffice.
6/28/2008 5:53:59 PM
^ dont listen to her, she's just jealous of girls who can pull it off
6/28/2008 6:01:06 PM
how many times has this thread been done?btw house the apartment search faggoti hate people that dont protect themselves and have to get bailed out repeatedlyother than that people do what they want, not every one has to WORKOUT LIKE YOU DOlet em wear their headphones, let people rest as long as they need to, let people look at the door, let people circuit train, let em look in the mirror they aint fuckin botherin you let em be
6/28/2008 6:01:54 PM
^Whats up buddyWhat did I do to you? I am new on here and you are just being a prick. Is this some online NOOB INITIATION? Are you just an unpleasant person?
6/28/2008 7:54:00 PM
^^I would say some of these things piss off more than just one person. Some people just lack common courtesy and common sense. Such as wasting time on a bench when people are obviously waiting to use it. Especially since a bench press is in high demand and most gyms have a limited supply. That is just one example. Go ahead and ponder this for a while my friend.[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 7:55 PM. Reason : P]
6/28/2008 7:54:05 PM
all you fuckin have to do is ask, its not always so obviousits called growing upif anything at least have the balls to check people when they fuck up instead of crying on here[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 7:55 PM. Reason : ponder that]
6/28/2008 7:55:16 PM
not having a workout partner no homo
6/28/2008 7:55:36 PM
Well I do ask how many sets the person has left, however; I have seen others that do not ask and just wait. I am just making a point that someone should not be waisting time and others people time by just chillen on the bench for no good reason. Pondering completed.
6/28/2008 7:58:49 PM
cant blame em if they have no clue people are actually waiting..not just in theorybesides, one would rightly assume that someone sitting at a piece of equipment resting would gladly let someone work in with them and take a little longer break and get some waterthey just gotta know you are there, and that comes with communication
6/28/2008 8:01:40 PM
6/28/2008 8:04:07 PM
ive never run into people like thati doubt theyd punch you in the face for asking to work in unless its a surferboy cali thing...most people are a little more sensible and respectful than that
6/28/2008 8:06:16 PM
people who grunt. people who put the dumb bells out of order.people who sweat on the equipment and don't clean it off. the guy flirting with the girl on the treadmillcounter girls who think their shit doesn't stink
6/28/2008 8:06:35 PM
to be fair to the counter girls, theyve probably seen the worst of what you are complaining aboutthey have the right to turn up their noses a lil bit[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 8:07 PM. Reason : d]
6/28/2008 8:07:27 PM
^ trueHere's another, people who eat McDonalds in the gym lobby
6/28/2008 8:09:09 PM
once upon a time i went to the gym and dude on bench was probably 6' 4" or so..maybe 160lbs at best, he put about 200 on their.. i'm thinking wtf no way this skinny ass dude is gonna do 200 with his long ass lanky armswell, he goes down about 3 inches, at most..barely even fucking moves, then repeats about 8 times. gets up and looks all proud of himself. guy i'm lifting with gets on, takes a little off so he's doing like 180 (the proper way).. tall skinny dude has the balls to tell him he needs to work more if that's all he can lift because this was his first day in the gym and he just did 200he repeated this scenario to several other ppl.. very surprised he didn't get his ass kicked for being a grade-A douche bag[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 8:10 PM. Reason : asdf]
6/28/2008 8:10:10 PM
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6/28/2008 8:12:01 PM
6/28/2008 8:12:31 PM
hahahaha
6/28/2008 8:13:07 PM
6/28/2008 8:15:45 PM
yeah it was ridiculous.. i mean the dude couldn't have done over 120 the right wayoh well, ignorance is bliss i guess
6/28/2008 8:16:48 PM
planet fitness is cheap, but still has some gay ass rules that annoy me
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