and then got divorced, and then married Elton John

her name would be Olivia Newton John Newton John

6/28/2008 5:03:42 PM

[fail]

6/28/2008 5:04:27 PM

too bad elton john is an evan tho

6/28/2008 5:04:34 PM

Why would she keep Wayne Newton's name?

6/28/2008 5:04:45 PM

got your back DNL

6/28/2008 5:04:57 PM

yeah this thread has [fael] all over it

6/28/2008 5:05:06 PM

lots of women did that back in the day



If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 5:07 PM. Reason : d]

6/28/2008 5:05:12 PM

homosexual=gay=brokeback=evan?
gotcha.

6/28/2008 5:24:50 PM

John Wayne's given name was Marion Michael Morrison. True fact.

6/28/2008 5:42:34 PM

THAT IS A LIE!

6/28/2008 8:01:23 PM

Her grandfather is physicist Max Born.

6/28/2008 9:40:31 PM

Tom Cruise- Penelope Cruz= Penelope Cruz-Cruise

Jamie Foxx- Megan Fox= Megan Foxx-Fox

George Lopez-Jennifer Lopez= Jennifer Lopez-Lopez

Julianne Moore- Andy Dick= Julianne Moore-Dick

6/28/2008 11:57:59 PM

this shit is lame

6/29/2008 1:16:15 AM

i loled.

random shit like that is hilarious imo.

6/29/2008 1:17:06 AM

Quote :

"True fact."

6/29/2008 1:17:15 AM

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King
Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener
(mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener

6/30/2008 1:15:27 AM