So, my roommate tells me that he laid down in the shower and got real light headed and had to get back up. I am thinking, I wonder if its because of the slightly moldy shower curtain in my shower that I cant get un-moldy. Maybe its creating some sort of fumes that would cause this.

Then I bend down this morning to look under this lip near the bottom of the shower. What do I find? Where there should be off white plastic,is a groove that is jet black full of alive shit.

As in, plant alive.

As in, hair from my head is trapped in this groove because the fucking plant monsters are eating it.

As in, I really do NOT want to take anymore showers in there.

As in, I am worried my feet will get this shit on it when water runs over the abominations and flows on my toes.

As in, I found the new monster for Diablo 3.

Oh look a harmless shower




oh know! WHAT IS THAT!



That looks like death!



ITS EVERYWHERE! RUN!

6/29/2008 10:06:15 AM

ew

6/29/2008 10:07:12 AM

I suggest killing it with fire.

6/29/2008 10:08:39 AM

/sigh....



I gotta say it...




this is why women do the cleaning >.<

ATTENTION TO DETAIL!

6/29/2008 10:09:56 AM

The thing that gets me is that he got light headed.


It is trying to kill me so it can grow and eat me!

6/29/2008 10:09:59 AM

they came out with some new stuff to kill that. its called BLEACH

6/29/2008 10:14:50 AM

this isn't anything that clorox shouldn't get rid of

6/29/2008 10:15:45 AM

I dont have any!

OH NOES!

6/29/2008 10:16:39 AM

get your ass out and go buy some!


there will be none of that in our new place!

6/29/2008 10:18:49 AM

I use that soap too.

6/29/2008 10:19:56 AM

I TRIED BRUSHING IT OFF WITH MY TOILET CLEANING BRUSH AND IT TOOK IT FROM ME!!!!11


I AM LOCKED IN MY ROOM! SEND HELP!

6/29/2008 10:28:02 AM

Wolf Creek?

6/29/2008 10:37:26 AM

~

6/29/2008 10:38:46 AM

^^I was going to ask if it was University woods


UWoods showers always had that problem...no matter how hard I cleaned, it always came back. I started to just use my shower head and blast the shit out of the cracks.

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 10:39 AM. Reason : f]

6/29/2008 10:39:08 AM

Quote :

"OH KNOW"

6/29/2008 10:39:34 AM

it's in Burlington, not near NCSU....

and I dont blame the shower, I blame him for letting it grow over the past year and never cleaning!

6/29/2008 10:41:33 AM

1. Buy a new shower curtain. They're cheap. You can afford one.


2. Clean your fucking shower, you nasty fucker.

6/29/2008 10:42:18 AM

3. ???

4. Profit.

6/29/2008 10:43:21 AM

they dont make a cleaner for fucking MONSTERS!

this shit talks back!

6/29/2008 10:52:17 AM

jesus, it's just some fucking mildew. grow a damn pair and clean it up. it is not the reason your roommate got lightheaded.

6/29/2008 10:57:14 AM

LOL

6/29/2008 11:00:09 AM

yeah, there might've been something else that got your roommate light headed. something to do with the fact that he went to lay down in the shower

6/29/2008 11:03:25 AM

dont post so loud, you might wake it up

6/29/2008 11:05:22 AM

if i lay down or stand up too fast i get lightheaded. i promise it wasn't some damn mildew though.

6/29/2008 11:08:13 AM

he probably saw it and jumped up, which caused the light headedness


NOW GO CLEAN THE DAMN SHOWER ALREADY!

6/29/2008 11:09:02 AM

This is Burlington mildew. Entirely different level of gross. Didnt I say its eating my hair?

IT EATS!

I think it originated from the gross KFC on exit 141.

*shiver*

6/29/2008 11:09:33 AM

dude, i think i have the same shit.

and fuckwads, i do live in u-woods.

6/29/2008 11:13:57 AM

nah i hit it with the brush and it knocked off alot of chunks of the shit. but that groove seems to be rather deep and I cannot clean it out right. Prolly just need to tell the apartment office about it when I move out in the next 2 weeks.

6/29/2008 11:14:10 AM

bye bye security deposit

6/29/2008 11:16:59 AM

it's mold

it can make you sick

clean your shower and stop being disgusting

6/29/2008 11:19:08 AM

Quote :

"this is why women do the cleaning >.< ATTENTION TO DETAIL! BECAUSE THEY'RE WOMEN"

fixed.

6/29/2008 11:25:54 AM

I unloaded on it with everything I have.

I got 2 weeks left.

let the apartment deal with that shit.

Its to much of an undertaking for me to buy shit, get a pressure washer, mana potions enchant my armor and weapons, and attempt to take it out.

I mean this shit is real.

6/29/2008 11:31:37 AM

I mean this thread is fucking stupid.

6/29/2008 11:37:21 AM

That looks like pixels!

6/29/2008 11:42:54 AM

call the mexicans

only the maid of destiny can slay the beast

6/29/2008 11:44:03 AM

Quote :

"I unloaded on it with everything I have."

I did this to BEUs Lady last night.









Ok, that is complete and total horseshit, I've never met either of them but I couldn't resist.

6/29/2008 11:44:09 AM

Quote :

"I unloaded on it with everything I have."

I did this to BEUs Lady last night.

6/29/2008 11:45:06 AM

Lol, I could say that and it wouldnt be a lie.

That is awesome.

6/29/2008 12:17:01 PM

Was this a great thread?

Or greatest thread?

6/29/2008 5:06:15 PM

queerest?

pansy-assed-est?

6/29/2008 5:07:36 PM

If you have to bump your own thread to ask that question because the interest of everyone else has waned

than it obviously wasn't either

6/29/2008 5:08:12 PM

^^^^lol

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 5:08 PM. Reason : .]

6/29/2008 5:08:31 PM

Quote :

" I am thinking, I wonder if its because of the slightly moldy shower curtain in my shower that I cant get un-moldy."

you know shower curtains are disposable right? you can throw them away when they get gross and buy a new one.

6/29/2008 5:11:11 PM

god what a pussy. its not gonna kill you...its just some sort of mold/mildew. Just spray and scrub. I've showered in a tub much worse than that and i was fine.

6/29/2008 5:13:22 PM

^mold can kill

6/29/2008 5:15:03 PM

^not shower mold...maybe mold due to water damage in sheetrock and in the attic b/c of a flood.

6/29/2008 5:16:37 PM

ok


but that little bit would cause me some issues

I'm highly allergic to all molds. I can tell when some starts to build up in my shower

6/29/2008 5:18:51 PM

That pinkish stuff is actually alive as well...it is a form of mildew

6/29/2008 5:41:15 PM

it is a form of mildew bacteria

6/29/2008 5:57:07 PM

set em up

7/2/2008 2:30:23 AM