That urine thread story made me think of my roomate freshmen year (b/c anime was mentioned) ok ill just give you a summary of everything I can remember about him. THIS IS ALL TRUE! He was:
1.Bisexual
2. 300+pounds and only took a shower on sundays, and that was to go play Dungeons and Dragons
3. Had a pet mudskipper in a fish-tank (yeah in the dorms) that would die if hairspray was near it, not to mention it stank
4. washed clothes about once a month, other than that he would just throw them on the ground on, walk around on them barefoot after walkin in sandals all day, and put them back on when he left...the whole floor was filled with dirty clothes
5. not to mention he had a blister that would pop w/ blood and puss on the bottom of his foot..while he walked on his clothes
6. he wore his tighty-whiteys around the room..300+ pounds, no shower, old foot-ridden under wear
7. he paced back and forth from time to time talking to himself and doing and shaking his hands in the air, kinda like the "franks and beans" kid from There's Something About Mary
8. HE HAD A STACK OF GAY THUNDER CAT PORN COMIC BOOKS...yeah the thunder cats, all male thundercats gangbangin....yeah me n my friends looked through his side of the room one day out of curiousity thinking we would find some classic comics..wrong
9. i would constantly come in from class n he would be in his underwear jerkin off in his bed..and its almost like i walked in on him so much he stopped caring
10. he collected diet pepsi cans, about 100 of them stacked in the corner
11. he had 2 friends who would both come by asking for him only by his D&D name
........think thats all, good day...O N HE SMELLED SO BAD THAT IT SMACKED U WHEN U WALKED IN..

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 2:39 PM. Reason : ...i just spent the last 5hrs writing a contract using "proper" english..let me slack on tww a lil]

6/30/2008 2:33:36 PM

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"not to mention it stinked"

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"worst than yours"

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 2:35 PM. Reason : fedsf]

6/30/2008 2:34:54 PM

i would have definitely put in for a transfer. I could deal with the dude being bi and weird, but the lack of personal hygiene wouldn't cut it for me

6/30/2008 2:36:19 PM

HEY, I LIKED MY MUDSKIPPER, DAMNIT

6/30/2008 2:37:34 PM

^^yeah i really didnt care about the bi thing, to each his on, but the freakin hygiene and the meat-beatin (haha, havent said that in yrs) was alot

6/30/2008 2:40:36 PM

cool mudskipper dude

6/30/2008 2:42:03 PM

i am pretty sure they would have had to transfer you if you said that it was a health issue. there is no way i could live with someone that didn't bathe

6/30/2008 2:43:26 PM

had a suitemate who showered maybe once or twice in the year, had really bad breath, played DDR in his room and got all sweaty, and was kinda socially awkward. i liked his company though.

he would occasionally practice his native american dances, even though he was white, and was always playing star wars galaxies.

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : .]

6/30/2008 2:43:48 PM

^may have been the same guy..

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 2:45 PM. Reason : naw, def didnt c any native american dancing]

6/30/2008 2:44:48 PM

no, its just kind of common. this guy probably weighed like 140-160.

6/30/2008 2:45:36 PM

My freshman roomate:

1) bisexual
2) used and sold drugs
3) probably stole some of my xbox games
4) had fight club, trainspotting, donnie darko, pi, and requiem for a dream on constant loop like 24 hours a day
5) pissed on my fold out camp chair while high one time. While I was in the room.

6/30/2008 2:46:29 PM

my roommate freshman year moved into the frat house second semester. my RA lived in my suite, and i convinced him not to inform the RD that i didn't have a roommate. so I was on my own the entire second semester. it was awesome

6/30/2008 2:47:36 PM

^^ we have seen that quite a few times

get over it ok

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 2:47 PM. Reason : 

6/30/2008 2:47:39 PM

Socks``

6/30/2008 2:48:24 PM

freshman year had a loud black suitemate who would play halo constantly and yell at 3am that he was Jesus and that you indeed could not kill him. no one liked him.

6/30/2008 2:49:30 PM

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"so I was on my own the entire second semester. it was awesome"

I lived in wolf village with eahanhan one year. You're old, so I'll go ahead and remind you that it's a 4 bedroom, 2bath apartment complex on campus.


She and I never did get assigned our other two roommates. Then, I was gone all. the. damn. time. (I moved out of my parent's house, and technically on campus, solely to be able to spend the night with my bf if I so chose. It wasn't til later that I realized how valuable being away from my crazy mom was )

I think I spent 4 nights at our apartment all school year. She had the place all to herself. Pretty sure that's why we're still friends

6/30/2008 2:51:04 PM

^hahahahaaah

6/30/2008 2:51:10 PM

i'm not that old.

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 2:53 PM. Reason : but i had no idea what wolf villiage was]

6/30/2008 2:52:48 PM

Don't worry. You're in good company: I'm forever harassing zorthage,TGD, and quagmire02 about being old

6/30/2008 2:53:45 PM

i was probably a fairly shitty roommate... wasn't the most tidy person in the world, and i drank a lot.

6/30/2008 2:54:13 PM

^He, too, is old

6/30/2008 2:55:47 PM

yeah i moved into the dorms a decade ago.

6/30/2008 2:58:20 PM

yep, i was in the dorms for the 96/97 school year. only lived in the dorms my freshman year though

6/30/2008 2:59:35 PM

man, i feel like i know every person mentioned in this thread...

6/30/2008 3:01:39 PM

damn, you are old, dj

6/30/2008 3:02:22 PM

gonna be 30 in August. kinda scary

6/30/2008 3:03:43 PM

i still got 3 years before it hits me >.<

6/30/2008 3:16:50 PM

Mine slept with my ex... while i was home....

6/30/2008 5:00:41 PM

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some of those are pretty good


[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 5:10 PM. Reason : ]

6/30/2008 5:09:30 PM

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"Mine slept with my ex... while i was home...."

damn.

mine i asked to please leave so i could bang this chick that came to see me one time.. he said no

so i did her anyways

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 5:12 PM. Reason : asfd]

6/30/2008 5:12:45 PM

oh good lord
I can't deal with B.O., the bloody pussy blister, and I would lose my shit if I kept walking in on him jerkin it

6/30/2008 5:19:53 PM

I quit reading at

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"2. 300+pounds and only took a shower on sundays, and that was to go play Dungeons and Dragons "

6/30/2008 5:21:15 PM

qualms with my freshman roommate: he had the volume on the tv so high that i could wear headphones & still not be able to think b/c of how loud it was & he was in the room 95% of the time

also hated being in a dorm w/o ac

6/30/2008 5:21:23 PM

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"Mine slept with my ex... while i was home.... "

before or after she became your ex ?

6/30/2008 5:23:36 PM

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"freshman year had a loud black suitemate who would play halo constantly and yell at 3am that he was Jesus and that you indeed could not kill him. no one liked him."

EMCE was in your suite too?

6/30/2008 5:27:21 PM

fucking liars you know damn well you'd have a problem having a bisexual grubworm as your roomie

6/30/2008 5:27:54 PM

Had a similar fellow in my suite freshman year, smelled worse than anything I've ever known and if you ordered pizza or popped some popcorn he would come stand in your doorway and just stare at it til you offered or it was gone.

Now he is a Target security guy in Durham.

6/30/2008 6:35:57 PM

I bet my _____ was _____ than yours

the never ending argument of 8 year olds.

6/30/2008 6:37:14 PM

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"bloody pussy blister"

7/1/2008 1:53:41 AM

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"BLOODY PUSSY BLISTER"

7/1/2008 2:02:42 AM

talking to himself and doing and shaking his hands in the air, kinda like the "franks and beans" kid

7/1/2008 2:04:55 AM

people who have really poorly developed hygiene habits and can't figure out how to behave in the presence of a roommate kinda freak me out. I have had a couple of roommates that were pretty far out there.

Like this one guy that would blast his huge ass stereo loud enough that he could hear it while showering. His stereo was in the same room in which I was sleeping. He thought I was being a dick when I told him to turn it down.

7/1/2008 2:10:16 AM

wow....... glad I never lived in the dorms

7/1/2008 3:48:16 AM

Freshman year at UNCC, living in a set of two two-person rooms joined by a bathroom. The two on the other side started experimenting with each other a month into the year. And they were LOUD.

7/1/2008 6:17:40 AM

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"Sex : F"

go on.

7/1/2008 6:29:29 AM

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"before or after she became your ex ?"

Within 2 weeks of the breakup.

I almost kicked his ass but when i had him against the wall by his neck... he peed himself and i laughed so hard i couldn't

7/1/2008 6:32:00 AM