big cocks are lauded

yet big vaginas are looked down upon

7/1/2008 10:35:55 PM

you are a big vagina

7/1/2008 10:36:23 PM

it's all about the man baby

7/1/2008 10:36:39 PM

lauded?

i need to google that

7/1/2008 10:36:48 PM

what the hell do you know about vaginas evan?

7/1/2008 10:37:13 PM

o laud

7/1/2008 10:37:21 PM

Quote :

"what the hell do you know about vaginas evan?"

more than you would think

i went through a "fuck this shit, i ain't a fag" phase

7/1/2008 10:38:42 PM

big vaginas ftl

7/1/2008 10:39:26 PM

oh, ok.

7/1/2008 10:39:33 PM

but fucking shit is what fags do...

[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 10:40 PM. Reason : ahaha, i should stop]

7/1/2008 10:39:41 PM

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"but fucking shit is what fags do..."

nah, i prefer clean buttsecks

7/1/2008 10:42:09 PM

true dat [no homo]

7/1/2008 10:42:50 PM

i bet not-so-clean buttsex is like period sex for straight folks. you don't really like it, but you'll put a towel down and go at it if you gotta.

7/1/2008 10:43:28 PM

hahahaha

i've never had the misfortune of encountering that, but yeah, comparatively speaking, i guess it's sorta the same.

7/1/2008 10:44:21 PM

evan came on to me once
I felt so dirty when he asked me to PM him dick pics

7/1/2008 10:44:34 PM

^^lol thats a fucking disgusting comparison

[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 10:45 PM. Reason : ^^]

7/1/2008 10:45:13 PM

^^doesn't matter, you couldn't find a camera with a wide enough lens, amirite?



[no evan]

[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 10:45 PM. Reason : slow]

7/1/2008 10:45:25 PM

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" more than you would think i went through a "fuck this shit, i ain't a fag" phase"

Bullshit. Fat people don't get laid.

7/1/2008 10:46:22 PM

yes they do. by other fat people. or, as in evan's case, fat people get fucked by the type of girls who reassure you that you're gay.

[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 10:49 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2008 10:48:11 PM

dude if you fucked chicks you would understand.

not knockin', just sayin' lol

7/1/2008 10:48:50 PM

nah

i wasn't always fat, this is a recent occurrence... like past year/1.5 years. started about the same time as this me-not-sleeping thing, so everyone's pretty sure they're related.

and i'm really not that fat

going for surgery in a little under 2 months to hopefully take care of this neuro condition i have so i can get rid of this fatness, we'll see.

7/1/2008 10:49:59 PM

you're pretty fucked up dude

7/1/2008 10:50:47 PM

what'd they decide was wrong with you???

and don't gay it up with some complicated bullshit that i have to google to understand..

7/1/2008 10:51:13 PM

how so?

7/1/2008 10:51:22 PM

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"what'd they decide was wrong with you???"

pm forthcoming. i don't want this to become tww public information.

7/1/2008 10:51:51 PM

Quote :

"don't gay it up"

remember who you're talking to

7/1/2008 10:51:56 PM

k

7/1/2008 10:52:04 PM

i wanna know how fucked up you are too

7/1/2008 10:52:27 PM

PMs sent.

7/1/2008 10:56:30 PM

heh. you said "pms"

7/1/2008 10:57:39 PM

If you haven't reached your declassified info quota, I too, would like to know.

Also, 10/10 thread.

7/1/2008 10:58:01 PM

^^i lol'd at that too

7/1/2008 10:58:11 PM

evan lauds big cocks

7/1/2008 10:58:24 PM

yes

yes he does

especially his own

7/1/2008 10:59:57 PM

i think the term is like hotdog down a hallway or something

7/1/2008 11:00:40 PM

MUST...RESIST....FAT.....JOKES

7/1/2008 11:01:11 PM

^for the sake of your own dignity, please do.

7/1/2008 11:06:49 PM

If I were concerned about my dignity, I'd have about 24,000 fewer posts on the fucking Wolf Web.

7/1/2008 11:08:57 PM

well then you'd get ATTN: USERS <1000 POSTS whenever you posted

7/1/2008 11:10:23 PM

Quote :

"what'd they decide was wrong with you??? "

he's fat cause he's lazy.....no medical mystery about it

7/1/2008 11:11:14 PM

^incorrect

ask anyone that knows me in real life.

7/1/2008 11:12:50 PM

THERE IS MEDICAL PROOF GUYZ

[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 11:13 PM. Reason : AND I KNOWZ IT]

7/1/2008 11:13:26 PM

Ok well then you can't control your eatting habits.

7/1/2008 11:15:24 PM

^WINNAR

7/1/2008 11:16:19 PM

strike two.

i'll post the printout of my cafeteria charges at work last month.

basically a caesar salad with grilled chicken every day for lunch.

i hardly ever eat breakfast or dinner due to all these fucking drugs i'm taking.

7/1/2008 11:16:46 PM

and I'll find all your posts about sonic/cookout.......pretty sure that would explain enough.

7/1/2008 11:17:40 PM

cookout and sonic are, at most, a rare meal. i don't remember the last time i had either of them.

they are tasty, however.

7/1/2008 11:19:06 PM

Call it whatever the hell you want, if it makes you feel better.


But don't lie to yourself, you don't exercise and you're too lazy to eat smart.

[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason : ]

7/1/2008 11:21:38 PM

at least when you're criticizing somebody fucking fix the grammar

YOU'RE and TOO

7/1/2008 11:22:15 PM

set em up

7/1/2008 11:23:07 PM