she asked If I was seeing anybody. I said no. did I fuck up. I asked her why she asked me that and she said she was curious. I asked her how her dating life was and she said she's not focused on that right now.


what type of game are we playing? i've realized the single life isn't all its cracked up to be. its no fun banging a chick and then silently praying she doesn't want to sleep in. that sh!t is wack. i loved having my ex-gf, which was like my fucking woman, just laying around, ordering food, and watching television. i loved the way she chewed, i loved the way she looked in a thong and everything. i even loved her fucking mother.


FUCK !!!1. WHAT SHOULD I DO ???????????????

7/2/2008 11:44:39 PM

you should continue to counsel the people on tww that need you - that's where your unique skillset can be best utilized - quit worrying about your own troubles and help others

7/2/2008 11:45:59 PM

hit it and quit it

7/2/2008 11:46:11 PM

Get high and forget about her.

7/2/2008 11:47:19 PM

^ DUDE, my fucking dealer is a fucking worthless sack of sh!t. no I see why people resort to dealing. It's because they have piece of sh!t dealers. you might as well buy in fucking bulks and cut out the middle man. this kids a fucking pussy. I NEED WEED, MANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

7/2/2008 11:49:03 PM

Move back to NC, there's a better chance one of us can hook you up.

7/2/2008 11:49:42 PM

It's pains me to imagine how terrible it would be if we were not updated on The Chronicles of Amsterdam718 thrice daily.

7/2/2008 11:51:19 PM

DUDE, the only way I could move back to NC is if I was exhaulted. or knighted. i'd need a job making $100K, a maseratti, and a chick that deep throats and studies Sociology at STATE. you know, a worthless chick.

7/2/2008 11:51:22 PM

Hahaha I had one of those. A deep-throating English major. It was awesome. But I fucked up and then she took improv from me. Screw that bitch.

7/2/2008 11:56:49 PM

i mean whatever. i'm just saying, B. i've been seperated from my ex-gf for some time and i finally just said fuck it i'm over i'll call her . . . and it was just cool regular conversation, but I'm uncertain, B.

my ex-gf was sort of perfect. i mean after all she's the chick i compare all other women too. she's the standard sort of.

7/3/2008 12:08:19 AM

Anyone else think he lifted this straight from Swingers?

7/3/2008 12:09:25 AM

that triffilin slut. she said that so you would say no because she wanted you to think she wants you back.

7/3/2008 12:26:18 AM

^^ just cause you have no creativity doesn't mean that everyone else is the same, 420 radical dude

7/3/2008 12:29:52 AM

Ahh, but you never said I was wrong.

7/3/2008 12:30:46 AM

you're wrong and boring

7/3/2008 12:36:57 AM

you're wrong and boring

7/3/2008 12:41:35 AM

possibly wrong, never boring.

7/3/2008 12:50:11 AM

but this kid "IMStoned" is fucking boring an unoriginal. who the fuck that's stoned constantly would say their sn was "IMStoned" its just lame on so many levels.


anyways, i just relapsed for the holidays . . . i lost my train of thought, but Keep it Jungle, B.

7/3/2008 12:53:25 AM

I'm keepin' it jungle.

7/3/2008 12:54:35 AM

What does jungle mean? Not trimming the pubes or something?

7/3/2008 12:56:42 AM

BAHAHHAHAHAHA

oh wait not funny at all

7/3/2008 12:57:37 AM

^ damn, Jack. where the fuck were you. i fucking lapsed. phoned my ex-gf and totally lost control for a sec. i feel alot better though . . . my ex-gf actually showed some surprise and was revealing. she was interested if i was seeing anyone, but yeah, bro. I relapsed. I'm said about that. I'm like 5 heinekens in and 1/8 of an ounce down. thanks for the support people.

7/3/2008 1:03:41 AM

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"and a chick that deep throats and studies Sociology at STATE. you know, a worthless chick."

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7/3/2008 1:06:03 AM

sounds like a double relapse if you called the lady too. you can do it, in 9 days off from 2 years without DRUGGIN. just flush it, b, i told you

7/3/2008 1:14:31 AM

any chich that likes it deep in her pie hole is a winner and a keeper at that

7/3/2008 1:15:06 AM

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"sounds like a double relapse if you called the lady too."

damn, B. it was in fact a double. i have to chill out. i called and conversation was cool. i revealed I wasn't dating, but I wasn't begging for spring water either. my ex-gf had Evian, B.

and I also sort of made an order for a .z for /$350.

7/3/2008 1:54:27 AM