but seriously, what the hell am I gonna do with all these delicious morsels about to come out of the oven?

7/5/2008 5:24:30 PM

give them to the less fortunate in africa

7/5/2008 5:25:55 PM

as wonderfully charitable as that would be, i'm more compelled to give them to the first naked chick that arrives at my door.

They're smiley cookies, cuz girls love smiley cookies

7/5/2008 5:31:32 PM

Attn: Users with < 1000 posts,

Do not make threads.

Kthanx.

7/5/2008 5:33:07 PM

hot naked woman at your door woulda been like my 3rd or 4th guess lol

7/5/2008 5:35:37 PM

^ I didn't say anything about hot I don't think.

7/5/2008 5:36:21 PM

well she should at the very least be attractive

7/5/2008 5:38:19 PM

if a woman is willing to get naked for cookies, she's probably not attractive,

that would be badass though if she was.

7/5/2008 5:39:30 PM

thats true...i didnt think of it that way

7/5/2008 5:40:24 PM

update:

they smell really good with sligtly overbrowned edges.

7/5/2008 5:45:03 PM

how you gonna fuck up cookies man

shit's simple to make

7/5/2008 5:46:19 PM

^um wat?

7/5/2008 5:47:00 PM

Quote :

"sligtly overbrowned edges."

7/5/2008 5:47:40 PM

oh i read that as golden brown

7/5/2008 5:49:18 PM

that's not fucked up, that's perfect,

crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle.

over browned means browned... and then cooked a little more.

[Edited on July 5, 2008 at 5:50 PM. Reason : .]

7/5/2008 5:49:55 PM

odds are if she is gonna get naked to eat cookies, she probably eats a lot and well you know

"more to love" or whatever

7/5/2008 6:58:18 PM

You got some cookies for me baby?

7/5/2008 7:28:12 PM

dude...I will be at your house naked for free cookies

Are they chocolate chip cookies?

7/5/2008 7:28:19 PM

fo sho

7/5/2008 7:36:06 PM

Uh, yeah

good luck with this
When I make bread, cookies, jam, what have you


...I usually end up with too much, and offer them to folks on here. I'm fat, folks - I know what I'm doing in the kitchen. I figure college kids like free food. Free, homemade, good food = win. Especially when it's the sort of stuff almost no one makes from scratch any more.

And still, almost none of the excess makes it to random TWWers. Not because I'm stingy with giving it away, either

[Edited on July 5, 2008 at 7:36 PM. Reason : ljd]

7/5/2008 7:36:42 PM

I mean it's really more of a ploy to get ^^^^ at my front door

7/5/2008 7:43:21 PM

I think you meant ^^^^

7/5/2008 7:45:03 PM

I suppose i could settle.

7/5/2008 7:48:28 PM