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" A Neckbeard, also known as a neard, is the strange under-the-chin hair growth only seen on fatties and UNIX programmers. Also known as the "Bloatee" it is a derivative of the "Abe Lincoln". Its purpose is to deliniate the neck from the chin when the two have merged due to obesity. The wearer hopes his neckbeard will make him look like a badass from Hackers or the Matrix, but it actually just reminds observers that he lacks a fucking chin. A neckbeard is never, ever cool. All neckbeards are Dungeons & Dragons-obsessed losers, and vice versa. It is not known at this time whether growing a neckbeard causes one to play Dungeons & Dragons or playing Dungeons & Dragons causes one to grow a neckbeard. -http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Neckbeard "

7/7/2008 1:45:06 AM

I, for one, am not a fan of the neckbeard.

7/7/2008 1:45:44 AM

the thing you need to do is to catch the elusive neck only beard, which is a beard grown only on the neck which has the chin clean shaven.

7/7/2008 1:47:27 AM

haha bloatee

7/7/2008 1:47:31 AM

7/7/2008 1:50:24 AM

I bet evan has one of these

FUCKIN NECKBEARD

7/7/2008 1:50:31 AM

Doesn't everybody? Or are you guys just too pussy to grow hair on your neck?

7/7/2008 1:51:49 AM

your mother has a neckbeard!

7/7/2008 1:53:06 AM

Oh snap!

7/7/2008 1:53:46 AM

OH YESSIR I WENT THERE

7/7/2008 1:54:08 AM

i sport one of these on exam week, but i have hair all over my face as well.

7/7/2008 2:01:50 AM

oh, Frodo looking ass pilgrimshoes wants to start some shit does he?


and I never sport a neckbeard, cant stand that shit on my neck, if anything is there its just because I haven't shaved yet

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 2:11 AM. Reason : d]

7/7/2008 2:03:52 AM

I'll let y'all know if "playing Dungeons & Dragons causes one to grow a neckbeard" since I'll be learning how to play next weekend. I think it's unlikely.

7/7/2008 2:06:25 AM

it's just a razor

nothing frightening

7/7/2008 2:47:45 AM

haha

look at jaybee's post history

it's like someone called him, woke him up

"OMG SOMEONE POSTED A PICTURE OF YOU IN A NECKBEARD THREAD, WAKE UP DUDE, YOU GOTTA RESPOND!"

7/7/2008 3:10:49 AM

awesome

7/7/2008 3:18:40 AM

^^laul

"A NECKBEARD THREAD"

7/7/2008 3:22:50 AM

^^^

hahaha, i assumed that was that Wolfpack2K guy.

7/7/2008 6:32:24 AM

ive never understood it either

7/7/2008 8:36:12 AM

haha, no one called, but it was completely random... was reading in bed for a couple of hours, forgot what time my meeting was this morning, got on the laptop to check and figured I would look in on tdub for a second or two

7/7/2008 9:06:46 AM

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"hahaha, i assumed that was that Wolfpack2K guy."

you're right. it is.

Quote :

" http://www.attorneycjones.com/profile.html See, once you dip into imaginary friends, then you've got some serious issues for which to answer. And it doesn't look like Dave, Juliet and the twins are going to be any help here. --http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/043006/opinion_20060430031.shtml "

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 12:08 PM. Reason : ]

7/7/2008 12:05:35 PM

Calling out TSB shenanigans in Chit Chat never works.

7/7/2008 12:06:42 PM

no, you're wrong there.

cause, see.... Wolfpack2K's imaginary family: Dave, Juliet, and the twins....

that shit transcends TSB. it's pure comedy. Carl Reiner couldn't have written it better.

7/7/2008 12:10:20 PM

^^ maybe you're right. the thread fell off a cliff as soon as Wolfpack2K's shenanigans were referenced.

7/8/2008 3:07:59 PM

if youre gonna stalk chuck and steal his pictures you should at least save them instead of hotlinking

7/8/2008 3:10:46 PM

i do have them saved.

but i'd rather hotlink his bandwidth.

but he's too busy filing briefs with the GA Supreme Court to worry about websites.

7/8/2008 5:20:20 PM

neckbeards represent everything that is wrong with american society

7/8/2008 5:22:08 PM

...said the faget

7/8/2008 5:23:18 PM

Quote :

"but he's too busy filing briefs with the GA Supreme Court to worry about websites."

...

7/8/2008 5:23:18 PM

I had a nasty neckbeard going on til I shaved earlier today.

I'll take better care of myself if I get this job. Shave every day and such. As is, it's rather pointless when I'm just screwing around in my apartment, applying to job listings, and counting down the days til my interview, lol.

7/8/2008 5:23:50 PM

Quote :

"...said the faget"

neckbeards are a threat to life as we know it

fags, however, are not

7/8/2008 5:24:24 PM

having a neckbeard in a professional setting really is awful.

I've had a neckbeard before, but it was college and I was a lazy fuck.

7/8/2008 5:24:41 PM

Fagets are indeed a threat to life.....


..think about it

7/8/2008 5:26:21 PM

Bloatee is a great term.

7/8/2008 5:44:03 PM