“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.”- clearly written by a great astronomer.

"Work smarter, not harder." - often uttered by a coworker who is about to leave work for the next guy.

7/7/2008 6:54:13 PM

how do you know it was a great astronomer, and not just an average one?

7/7/2008 6:56:01 PM

more likely a terrible one

7/7/2008 6:56:30 PM

because he had a special understanding of the moon's location.

7/7/2008 6:57:03 PM

When people say "I'm fixin' to/I'm finna" do something

I think its hick/nigger as hell to say

7/7/2008 6:57:53 PM

technically, if you missed the moon, you would prolly keep traveling for a great distance, so there is chance years and years later you would be consumed by a firey star.

7/7/2008 6:58:36 PM

Anything written in sparkles on MySpace

7/7/2008 6:58:49 PM

^^Your lifeless body would float for thousands of years toward some distant incinerator. I guess you are right.

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 7:00 PM. Reason : t]

7/7/2008 7:00:28 PM

you'll never die if you never grow old.....unless you look the wrong way in traffic

7/7/2008 7:00:34 PM

what time is it


10 of 7

wtf is "OF"...i think they mean 6:50, which does not make sense. i would think 10 of 7 would be like 10 minutes of the 7 o'clock hour, so 7:10

but no

give us us 10 tills and 10 pasts/afters

7/7/2008 7:01:00 PM

Stay between the lines.

7/7/2008 7:01:04 PM

"Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching"

faggotry.

7/7/2008 7:02:23 PM

if all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you? wtf kind of parenting is that.

7/7/2008 7:03:13 PM

^^^^ yeah that "of" shit pisses me off too. someone on here was bitching about some kinds not understanding what they meant when they said it like that once

FUCK THAT SHIT

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 7:03 PM. Reason : ^^^^]

7/7/2008 7:03:44 PM

"Never frown because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile
"

you know what, pretty much all those little cutesy bumper sticker or button quotes

7/7/2008 7:05:16 PM

^good call on the bumber stickers

know jesus know peace. no jesus, no peace.

7/7/2008 7:06:10 PM

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

7/7/2008 7:06:23 PM

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness"


Stupid hippies.

7/7/2008 7:08:04 PM

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"

I always thought it belonged to those who worked hard, not people who "believe" something will magically happen for them.

7/7/2008 7:13:29 PM

i think part of the point is, if you are a whiney-pessimist all the time you wont even bother.

7/7/2008 7:14:54 PM

"Everything happens for a reason"

- said by people to make them feel better about their sad state of life

7/7/2008 7:14:54 PM

Any broad generalization people make about life to make themselves feel better about stupid shit they brought on themselves or should've been prepared for.

7/7/2008 7:18:55 PM

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"

7/7/2008 7:25:30 PM

^^right on

7/7/2008 7:31:00 PM

"That's _________ as hell!"

usually it doesn't even make sense

7/7/2008 8:43:01 PM

hot

7/7/2008 8:52:38 PM

Quote :

"Work like you don't need money"

WTF? I've never heard that.
If I didn't need money, I wouldn't be working...


When I ask someone how old their kid is and they say something like, "he'll be 8 in March" or some month thats like 8 or 9 months away. The kid is 7!

7/7/2008 9:10:50 PM

Drive it like you stole it.

7/7/2008 9:58:27 PM

7/7/2008 10:02:39 PM

they threw that up like a gang sign

7/7/2008 10:05:34 PM

does a horse eat corn. i have never heard it until one of my friends said it. i was like, wtf does that mean.

7/7/2008 10:05:59 PM

"i don't play games"

"i'm a nice girl"

"i'm a lady"


if a chick says any of these, she's a liar, a cheat, and a bitch.

people who don't play games, and are truly nice and ladylike, would never have to claim it in the first place.

7/7/2008 10:06:15 PM

7/7/2008 10:06:34 PM

"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good"

7/7/2008 10:08:45 PM

hahahaha is that a catholic saying?

7/7/2008 10:09:30 PM

what if you pass the Moon, but don't have speed to break orbit with our sun?

7/7/2008 10:12:17 PM

I heard it from one so maybe? I'm not Catholic.

7/7/2008 10:12:30 PM

i could care less

7/7/2008 10:12:32 PM

"tww is going down the drain"

7/7/2008 10:13:12 PM

"There are no facts, only interpretations"

7/7/2008 10:13:57 PM

"I'm going to the LI-BERRY"

gah

7/7/2008 10:14:09 PM

Some of the best things in life are free:

Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.

7/7/2008 10:15:05 PM

"first"

7/7/2008 10:15:44 PM

"reverse racism" - It's either racism or not racism. There is no reversal possible.

7/8/2008 2:58:56 PM

" When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" or whatever that saying is.

7/8/2008 3:01:47 PM

Quote :

"normalcy"

That's right, fuck you Calvin Fucking Coolidge

7/8/2008 3:02:15 PM

"Money can't buy happiness"

Fuck

You

.

7/8/2008 3:03:42 PM

^ oh yes it can! agreed

7/8/2008 3:07:14 PM

"Oh, the kids are just being kids."

7/8/2008 3:14:23 PM

Quote :

"i could care less"

i can't stand it when people say that either. if you could care less that means you would have to care on at least some level..obviously.

-basically anything on a girl's aim away message. especially if shes just been dumped.

also, pet peeve gets me pretty f'n irate as well.

7/8/2008 4:54:56 PM