I donated blood at work (ouch), and one of the Red Cross ladies was all up in my shit.
"Oh, you just moved to the area?
There's this place you need to check out.
If I give you my number, you gonna call me?
How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
What do you do for fun?
So, do you need a ride? Cause I can come pick you up"
etc....




FUCKING VAMPIRES

7/8/2008 4:50:24 PM

wow EMCE GET IT, GET IT!!

7/8/2008 4:51:07 PM

don't be silly blah. you know you're the only girl for me

plus, I don't date vampires

7/8/2008 4:52:05 PM

I do... vampires are hot... (don't you watch movies?) whats her digits..

7/8/2008 4:56:14 PM

Read " Dark Desire "

7/8/2008 4:57:32 PM

STOP THROWING WRENCHES (honest comments) in my G-A-M-E (threads)

7/8/2008 4:58:14 PM

GIMMIE HER DIGITS BOI!!!!

7/8/2008 5:01:02 PM

aha, she wrote down her number and slipped the paper into my front shirt pocket while I was laying down


On a related note, I'm adding some things to my list of firsts:



List of firsts
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47. Having a woman hit on me while she sticks a needle in my arm
48. Having a woman twist said needle, spit in my face, and tell me "You ain't shit!!1" after I say I have a girlfriend

7/8/2008 5:05:06 PM

Quote :

"don't be silly blah. you know you're the only girl for me"

WAT

7/8/2008 5:11:08 PM

OH FUCK.

I meant to type "don't be silly blah. you should know that DivaBaby19 is the only woman for me.

it was a typo
A TYPO!

7/8/2008 5:12:28 PM

You're lucky I'm happy because I'm about to leave work!!!

I'll let it slide TODAY!!!

Don't fucking pull that shit again OKAY!?!?!

I love you boo [/psycho girl talk]

7/8/2008 5:13:42 PM

7/8/2008 5:15:36 PM

dude it would have been hot as hell to have sex with a vampire


itd be like biting, angry violent sex

7/8/2008 5:29:42 PM