7/8/2008 8:00:52 PM

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"FUCK THAT THING"

7/8/2008 8:01:44 PM

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7/8/2008 8:02:02 PM

7/8/2008 8:04:00 PM

ttt

7/9/2008 11:11:54 PM

KILL IT

7/9/2008 11:12:36 PM

til it dies from it?

7/9/2008 11:13:21 PM

7/9/2008 11:13:57 PM

make it

D
E
D


dead

7/9/2008 11:14:49 PM

fucking christ im going to have to go spray my entire place now with bug spray

preventative measures make me sleep better at night

7/9/2008 11:14:59 PM

FUCK YOU.

I am going to have issues falling asleep thanks to that bullshit

7/9/2008 11:19:07 PM

awwww

7/9/2008 11:19:28 PM

i am kindof a bug hippie. i save spiders as long as they are not in the a) toilet b) shower or c) pretty much the bathroom area in general. i have to draw the line somewhere.

7/9/2008 11:22:21 PM

spiders in your vagina ?


cue pic of black lady.

7/9/2008 11:23:20 PM

I

HATE

SPIDERS

7/9/2008 11:24:28 PM

and once i saw a spider like the one in the first pic and it wasn't in the bathroom but i didn't save it.

i save the scooper spiders...ones i can just scoop up with a magazine/newspaper. the magazine is such that the spider is a safe distance away from me and IF it did happen to do something unexpected i could squash it with relative ease (and not hear a crunching noise i can't stand that).

the big spider, i sprayed with a can of raid until it shriveled up and died. i still feel bad, but i guess i just wasn't the bigger person

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:27 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2008 11:26:52 PM

roaches creep me more than spiders

i can catch a spider and usually they're harmless

but roaches

ewww so crawly and quick and hard to kill!!!

7/9/2008 11:27:28 PM

yea. and i don't like killing roaches because they crunch. roaches = death.

7/10/2008 12:30:01 AM

DO NOT WANT!!!!

7/10/2008 12:30:39 AM

Insects don't really bother me. I still kill them but they don't really scare me.

I go to war with the spiders though.

7/10/2008 12:31:11 AM

7/10/2008 12:31:41 AM

I had a spider crawling on my stomach last night and didn't notice it until my cat started attacking it

7/10/2008 12:35:58 AM

haha that is why i <3 cats. my cat takes care of any intruding bugs

7/10/2008 12:37:50 AM

You guys better be thankful I'm too tired to bomb this thread with my spider photography.

7/10/2008 8:35:08 AM

I just went to take my dogs out right after waking up, so i still had the morning haze over the contacts.
I had left my flip flops on the porch, and i open the door to slip my feet into them and see an odd texture to them. so i look closer, and there's this gigantic fucking demone behemoth of a spider chilling right on 'em.

I had one of those movie type moments where i'm so scared that i can't even open the door. I must have fumbled with it for a good 10 seconds before i could open the unlocked door and run inside, where i was only 50% sure that i was safe because this motherfucker could probably open the door himself.

I didn't have any raid handy, it is still in a moving box somewhere in the garage, but i did have some ortho home defense max handy. Summoning all the sack i could muster (my balls had ascended back into my body by this point) I pump up the sprayer all the way and crack the door. I aim and start squeezing the trigger. I hit the spider squarely on the body, to which it responds by running down the porch to the side of the house with speed i've never seen before in a spider. I nearly code-browned my boxers.

Meanwhile my dogs are wondering what the fuck i'm doing while they need to piss. So naturally, I take them out the BACK door let 'em do their thing and come back. Normally, I'd be satisfied with the bravery of facing the spider this much and call my wife to kill it for me. However, she's in the middle of a 30 hour shift at the hospital, and I don't think she'd want me to page her right now.

So i pump up the insecticide one more time, checking the label to confirm that it will kill spiders, and stick my head out the door just a little. I don't see the thing. So i put one foot on the doormat (checking to ensure that any of his tarantula buddies aren't waiting to bite my toes off. I stretch my head to where i can see around the porch

and see the motherfucker staring at me with impunity. I flinch back and then hold my shaking hand up with the nozzle and spray the faggot spider again, drenching it.

AND HE FUCKING CRAWLS OUT OF THE RANGE OF THE SPRAY and plants himself firmly on the front of the house.

fuck

fuck

fuck

now he's kinda close to my car.

AND STILL ALIVE AFTER UNLOADING HALF A FUCKING GALLON OF INSECTICIDE ON IT.

I'm thinking seriously about not going to work today.

7/11/2008 7:17:10 AM

just put on some boots and stomp it

7/11/2008 8:38:44 AM

You need to fashion one of these out of some hairspray and a lighter. Fire>Insectaside for one shot killing of 1 bug.

7/11/2008 8:42:44 AM

lol bobby should write a blog

good writing skills yo

7/11/2008 8:45:14 AM

there is a giant black widow in front of the door

he/her keeps all the crickets out of the house

we have let him/her live

7/11/2008 9:49:49 AM

fuck big NC spiders (Carolina Wolf Spider, ftmfw)


haha and dont be fooled with trying to catch them - has anyone ever seen a big wolf spider run? jesus tom and jerry christ they are blindingly fast.

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 9:59 AM. Reason : http://www.petbugs.com/caresheets/H-carolinensis.html]

7/11/2008 9:56:14 AM

yay for spiders!!!

7/11/2008 10:14:45 AM

All arachnids can fucking die and burn in hell.

7/11/2008 10:16:08 AM

fuck fuck fuck I fucking hate spiders.

I've gotten better about being a screamy girl when I see one, but *yick*

7/11/2008 10:28:30 AM

so after sneaking around the back of the house again to take my daughter to daycare, I came back home (ended up taking the day off after all) and it had crawled back to the door and died.

I'm fairly certain it was a wolf spider

but what the fuck kind of spider can take a pint of bug spray and not die immediately? That thing should have melted into spider soup.

I guess this is what i get for moving to a new subdivision that was, until recently, farmland. God knows what kinds of other mutant spiders will be attacking me.

7/11/2008 10:43:27 AM

7/11/2008 10:44:46 AM