http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/08/tainted.treats.ap/index.html

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"Teenager allegedly sends drug-laced treats to policeStory Highlights Deliveries went to about 12 police departments in Dallas-Fort Worth area FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) -- A teenager is suspected of delivering baskets of drug-laced treats to about a dozen police departments in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, according to police who charged him Tuesday with LSD possession. At least three officers have gotten sick."

and by sick they mean wigging the fuck out in the corner

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : dammit, the title is suppose to say "dose"]

7/8/2008 10:37:31 PM

These schnozberries taste like schnozberries!

7/8/2008 10:38:38 PM

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"The suspect is not affiliated with MADD, the chief said."

Like they had to fucking explain this...

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"Lake Worth investigators found that Phillips had a list of about two dozen police departments in north Texas, with 13 checked off, McGuire said. It's unclear whether anyone else got sick because some deliveries were made in the past week."

Lmao, the smart ones stfu and consumed the stuff.

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 10:41 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2008 10:39:49 PM

i wanted to do this to the school tea urn back in the day

but 20 fucking police stations, thats ballsy

7/8/2008 10:40:07 PM

tries to does up cops

7/8/2008 10:40:12 PM

honestly if i had to post like saps i'd have a shitload more mistakes than he does i bet

7/8/2008 10:40:35 PM

ill does you up

7/8/2008 10:40:42 PM

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"Like they had to fucking explain this..."

they're cops; they're doing the best they can with that associates' degree

7/8/2008 10:41:11 PM

quit being a bish and does me up

7/8/2008 10:41:23 PM

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"These schnozberries taste like schnozberries! "

Fucking WIN!

7/9/2008 12:45:02 AM

i like how the kid claims he didn't do it...i mean, how much more obvious does it need to be? and LSD? really?

i think people are just getting dumber each year...i blame global warming and republicans

7/9/2008 11:20:59 AM

I think there's definitely a way you could do this and get away with it, but this kid was far from it and he's going to go to jail for a very long time because of it.

7/9/2008 11:22:05 AM

I blame

7/9/2008 11:24:38 AM

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"The suspect denied trying to contaminate the goodies or harm anyone and said one of his friends might have been smoking pot while Phillips was baking, McGuire said."

Ahaha, worst excuse ever.

7/9/2008 11:29:54 AM