The Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart."

7/9/2008 2:38:57 PM

haha cute ending

7/9/2008 2:40:07 PM

I find that story hard to believe.

7/9/2008 2:40:11 PM

Heard it.


[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 2:41 PM. Reason : f]

7/9/2008 2:41:30 PM

I've heard it before, but still funny.

7/9/2008 2:49:11 PM

7/9/2008 2:56:27 PM

I thought wal-mart frowned on its employees pointing out the obvious flaws of its primary demographic?

7/9/2008 3:07:35 PM

i dont think their employees are able to understand things like that

7/9/2008 3:08:39 PM

7/9/2008 3:08:45 PM

didn't see that ending coming. pretty funny.

7/9/2008 3:12:57 PM

The day after july 4th a buddy and i went to walmart to get a router around 9pm. while there i bought a 6-pack and sure enough there was a big ass line at the checkout. So i pop open a beer and start drinking. Funny thing was no one really even noticed or gave me a 2nd thought haha. I bet had I been at the harris teeter in mayfaire i would have had all the stuck up bitches from landfall gawking at me.

7/9/2008 3:40:10 PM

for some reason i feel like the woman was black

7/9/2008 3:41:50 PM

I could see her being white or black, but for some reason, can't picture her as Asian...

7/9/2008 3:46:27 PM

hmm, i can definitely see her white or asian now that i think about it...although if she was asian you probably wouldn't understand the obscenities

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 3:48 PM. Reason : not indian or arabic though]

7/9/2008 3:47:48 PM

epic win

7/9/2008 3:51:02 PM

"Hell no they ain't." pretty much makes them white or black

7/9/2008 3:55:18 PM

Heard it on eBaums about a year ago, which means it was originally written in 2000.

I thought this tread was about a lame MadTV character.

7/9/2008 4:05:17 PM

Quote :

"The day after july 4th a buddy and i went to walmart to get a router around 9pm. while there i bought a 6-pack and sure enough there was a big ass line at the checkout. So i pop open a beer and start drinking. Funny thing was no one really even noticed or gave me a 2nd thought haha. I bet had I been at the harris teeter in mayfaire i would have had all the stuck up bitches from landfall gawking at me."

Was this the Monkey Junction or Market St. Walmart?

7/9/2008 5:44:41 PM

welcome to costco, i love you.
welcome to costco, i love you.
welcome to costco, i love you.
welcome to costco, i love you.

7/9/2008 5:45:33 PM

^ yes.

7/9/2008 5:48:51 PM