up?

7/10/2008 4:47:24 PM

NONE AT ALL

*ahem*

7/10/2008 4:47:55 PM

they've never really been invalid reasons, so they weren't really excuses...rather, they were the way that adults handle relationships and reality

7/10/2008 4:55:11 PM

I'm going to guess "it's not you, it's me".

7/10/2008 5:12:23 PM

not a big fan of excuses

just look em in the eye and tell em its over



worst I've been given ?

after 2 months....'because you're black'

Oh you just now noticed ?

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 5:16 PM. Reason : not in so few words...but that was the gist of her reasoning (very WASP-ish family)]

7/10/2008 5:15:17 PM

it's not you, it's me

7/10/2008 5:16:24 PM

i'm scared of X.

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 5:17 PM. Reason : ]

7/10/2008 5:16:52 PM

the most recent ex told me he couldn't date me anymore because i compromised my morals by taking citation points away from a student's paper rather than giving him a zero.

7/10/2008 5:17:53 PM

You're too poor.

7/10/2008 5:18:19 PM

It's not me, it's you.

7/10/2008 5:39:09 PM

Quote :

"the most recent ex told me he couldn't date me anymore because i compromised my morals by taking citation points away from a student's paper rather than giving him a zero."

I find that rather noble

7/10/2008 5:39:48 PM

"we weren't that serious anyway?" lol

7/10/2008 5:39:59 PM

gotta be a tie between "im fucking your friend" and "i have a totally secret life you didnt know about for the past 6 months"

i mean be trash if you want, but dont lead me on while you're doing it. sheesh!

7/10/2008 5:42:39 PM

Just changed their myspace/facebook status to single and figured I would catch on

7/10/2008 5:43:58 PM

"i have a penis"

7/10/2008 5:47:31 PM

"your cock is too big and it hurts me"

i mean every time








is the reason i give them

7/10/2008 5:47:53 PM

This guy in high school who really liked me. I could tell he was getting too into me, and I was getting tired of him. So I told him I had gone on 2 dates the past weekend (which really did happen). He was so pissed, and when I asked why he was pissed, he was like "Duh, we've been dating". I was like "You never asked me out, and we've been going out here and there - but you weren't my boyfriend. I assumed it was ok for me to go out with someone else." (AT LEAST I DIDN'T LIE!)I had to get rid of him, even though he was SO nice and would do anything I wanted at the drop of a hat.

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 5:50 PM. Reason : ]

7/10/2008 5:48:31 PM

'i don't know what i want'

7/10/2008 5:48:52 PM

haha. changing relationship status ftl.

7/10/2008 5:50:16 PM

Im going back to Cali, Cali

7/10/2008 5:51:18 PM

i've never been broken up with but TECHNICALLY i was. like i knew this guy wanted to end it but he made ME do it. like he didn't say anything i had to do it so...yea. that was pretty much the dumbest thing ever. not exactly an excuse but a tactic.

7/10/2008 6:22:47 PM

"you cant hold me the way i want you to"

fuck that bitch

7/10/2008 6:24:22 PM

thats cold as ice

7/10/2008 6:24:55 PM

i'm scared of X.

7/10/2008 6:25:09 PM

i broke up with a girl

and she thanked me for it

7/10/2008 6:25:21 PM

and during the break-up argument she admitted that she was embarrassed being seen with me around her friends. like she was dating someone inferior.

again, fuck that bitch

7/10/2008 6:25:54 PM

i give that break up one thumb up

7/10/2008 6:26:46 PM

epic joe#s blog in store???

7/10/2008 6:27:35 PM

lawls... nah no blog

7/10/2008 6:28:08 PM

I wouldn't mind dating someone with a minor handicap because she'd probably lower her standards

7/10/2008 6:28:17 PM

I've usually earned most of my breakups and didn't question them

7/10/2008 6:28:37 PM

lol what's "minor"?

7/10/2008 6:29:58 PM

I don't know like maybe she only has one tit

or maybe she has downs syndrome but a rare case where she doesn't have the typical downs face

7/10/2008 6:32:40 PM

"thank fucking god this is finally over" (after being caught cheating lol)

7/10/2008 6:33:58 PM

^^^ya still got the other one, i'd say its minor

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 6:36 PM. Reason : ]

7/10/2008 6:36:09 PM

I expected to see "wind" in the first post.

7/10/2008 7:22:09 PM

something pretty close to "i can't really explain it"

ha. fuck that

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 7:30 PM. Reason : .]

7/10/2008 7:30:10 PM

your toes are kinda crooked when you curl them up

7/10/2008 7:33:16 PM

I've gotten:
the " I don't really know why, I just don't want to be doing this"
and the "its not you its me"


lyin bitches, just get some ovaries and say it, don't make excuses.

I've used:
"I just don't wanna date you anymore"
and "somehow, you were great and normal when we started dating, but now you're just weird, so its over"

7/10/2008 7:40:57 PM

you can do better than me

7/10/2008 7:43:19 PM

^ oh yeah I love that one.

b/c I say, "yep you're right".

7/10/2008 7:45:52 PM

She fucked a bunch of guys and when I found out she said "Sorry. I was really stressed out."

We must handle stress differently because stress has never put a dick in my mouth.

7/10/2008 7:46:07 PM

holy shit joenumbers

yeah.

fuck that bitch

7/10/2008 8:20:19 PM

Quote :

""you cant hold me the way i want you to" fuck that bitch"

i hope you punted her in the cunt

7/10/2008 8:22:09 PM

Quote :

"She fucked a bunch of guys and when I found out she said "Sorry. I was really stressed out." We must handle stress differently because stress has never put a dick in my mouth. "

looooooooooooooool



i'm the king of lame break ups though

i usually just dissapear off the face of their planet and then we'll run into each other at a bar or something and i'll be all "oh yeah, sorry about that"

7/10/2008 8:30:13 PM

that doesn't make you the king of anything...

that makes you a pussy

7/10/2008 8:31:08 PM

i have my phone number changed and block her on all internet messaging/stalking mediums

7/10/2008 8:31:15 PM

^^ dude i did say really lame.

i've broken up with a girl once via text while she went to the bathroom while we were out at a bar together.

she came back into the bar crying with a huge WTF face


i gave her the VV shrug from the bar and waved

that was probably the lamest.

7/10/2008 8:33:01 PM

how does throwing $40 on the table at her and telling her to find a ride home from dinner fit in?

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 8:34 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/10/2008 8:34:08 PM

ok...i take it back...


that makes you the king of all pussies

7/10/2008 8:34:11 PM