So here's my situation. I emailed a girl for 6 years from age 15-21. Only girl i emailed during those years. We broke up. I was hurt so i emailed every girl I still knew from high school. Most were one night stands because i was such a misogynist that i did dumb shit like cum on their face the first night or call them a whore.

Then i didnt really emailed girls for awhile i just focused on drugs and getting mangle pieced. Then i met a virgin and emailed her for a year. I was only allowed to email her when she was wasted cause everytime she woke up and realized we'd emailed she'd be like "god hates me". I cheated on her a lot for obvious reasons but i didnt feel good about it. She ended up cheating on me so we broke up and i started emailed other girls.

Fast forward i was in a 2 year relationship and then found out this girl cheated on me. I was mad so i emailed 6 girls in three weeks. Many of the times i emailed two in one day. Sometimes i didnt shower in betweeen.

Ive met some good girls in the last few weeks but none of them will touch me because they know how i get down or they figure it out real fast. I dont wanna cheat on the next girl that takes me seriously but Im not confident I can stop. Ive tried slowing down but like Eddie Vedder said I gather steam from people fucking with me.

Is this a midlife crisis? I havent even lost my hair or bought a miata yet!?!

7/14/2008 1:41:16 AM

you can e-mail me.

7/14/2008 1:42:51 AM

at minimum, you probably have a computer virus by now

7/14/2008 2:03:01 AM

why does it always have to be about the email, jackass? guys like you are the reason my email bounces back all the time.

7/14/2008 2:15:35 AM

you spam girl's inboxs, is that what you are saying?

7/14/2008 2:37:17 AM

dude, stay away from craigslist personals

7/14/2008 2:44:22 AM

Quote :

"I was mad so i emailed 6 girls in three weeks."

7/14/2008 3:33:54 AM

surprised there wasn't a "yo holmes to bel air" in there.

7/14/2008 3:52:06 AM

hey man delete me off your contacts, I don't want any of your junk forwards

7/14/2008 4:11:31 AM

Sounds like you are the asshole.

7/14/2008 6:03:35 AM

timely bump

7/14/2008 2:52:09 PM

sometimes i get wild and email entire list-serves of girls. sometimes if i am lucky they all come back with responses at once.

7/14/2008 2:53:16 PM

i admit it, i laffed

7/14/2008 2:54:05 PM