This won't make it beyond five replies once another thread is linked where I should have put this, but wth, I'm feeling it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer machine?
The blonde doesn't chase you after you dump your load in.

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are sitting around a table talking over coffee.
The redhead says, "They say if you are underneath during sex you'll have a boy."
The brunette says, "Well, I'll be having a girl."
The blonde says, "I'll be having puppies!"

7/14/2008 11:53:47 AM

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"The blonde says, "I'll be having puppies!""

ha

7/14/2008 11:58:44 AM

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"What's the difference between a blonde and a washer machine? The blonde doesn't chase you after you dump your load in."

?

7/14/2008 12:00:19 PM

Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?
She had a blonde boyfriend.


Why do blonde's wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.


What do you call a blonde in a swimming pool?
An air pocket.


How does a blonde cut the light on after sex?
Open the car door.


What do you call 5 blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?
A wind tunnel.


What do a bleach blonde and a 747 have in common?
A black box.

7/14/2008 12:02:10 PM