you know him. you roll your eyes at him every day. but if you're guilty of any of the following behavioral blunders, chances are people are rolling their eyes at you.

Quote :

" 1 You initiate fist bumps. 2 You order foreign dishes in an accent. 3 You shave your head at the first sign of balding. 4 You use any word Stephen Colbert invented. 5 You have an elaborate bedtime ritual on planes—with neck pillow, sleep mask, and ise-canceling headphones. 6 You have a downloaded ring tone. 7 You wave someone along even though they have the right of way. 8 You say the name of the town where your Ivy League alma mater is located instead of the name of the school. 9 You own a Manchester United jersey. 10 You quote Borat, Zoolander, or Anchorman, or reference "TPS reports" and "pieces of flair." 11 You put your BlackBerry on the table when you sit down at a restaurant. 12 You talk baby talk to your girlfriend on your office phone. 13 You offer to buy a cigarette from people outside bars. 14 You order "off-menu." 15 You own a reptile. 16 You say “My bad.” 17 You describe your relationship status by saying "It's complicated." 18 You say "We're pregnant." 19 You have destination-related car stickers like MV, NTK, PVT, HMP, or NPT. 20 You make a show out of tasting wine. 21 You preface statements with "spoiler alert." 22 You don't wash last night's admission stamp off your hand. 23 You use abbreviations like TBD, ASAP, and BFD in conversation and sign off e-mails with "thx" or "cheers." 24 You wear flip-flops, Croakies, Crocs, or board shorts in the city. 25 You have a nighttime wardrobe that includes a going-out shirt, concert merchandise, or limited-edition sneakers you bought in Tokyo. 26 You say "I need my Starbucks." 27 You refer to the woman you’re casually hooking up with as a "friend with benefits." 28 You pretend t to kw who Spencer Pratt is. 29 You offer advice to women on their "form" at the gym. 30 You call friends and colleagues by their last names. 31 You refer to a date/girlfriend’s having done some "print work." 32 You describe anything good as "sick." 33 You refer to your wife as "the ol' ball and chain" and say "I'll take the request to management." 34 You refer to a trip to the gym as a "legs day." 35 You go to a show to see the opening band. 36 You think Hayden Panettiere is hot. 37 You put your kid in a Che Guevara T-shirt. 38 You include the names of your kids and pets in your home outgoing message. 39 You refer to money as "Benjamins," "dead presidents," "ducats," or "coin." 40 You bitch about your contractor at parties. 41 You talk about a record "dropping." 42 You half-tuck your shirt. 43 You have a goatee. 44 You refer to anything as "small-batch" or "artisanal." 45 You refer to any last-stop bar as "the 19th hole." 46 You're a Caucasian with a tattoo in Asian lettering. 47 You Evite. 48 You own a wine Rabbit. 49 You proselytize about carbon footprints. 50 You name your kid after a character in To Kill a Mockingbird. 51 You use the phrase flyover states. 52 You use the word bicoastal. 53 You pretend to like country music. 54 You wear DJ headphones. 55 You use a Bluetooth headset. 56 You call muscle groups by shortened versions of their technical names, like "lats," "traps," and "pecs." "

from details magazine.

7/17/2008 12:08:27 AM

no i am not gay

7/17/2008 12:09:15 AM

lol read the first 3


3 is something i somewhat did..but about 2 years after i noticed any thinning at all...its really not that bad...plus i think it makes me look older and i like a shaved clean head

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:11 AM. Reason : haha i invent more words than stephen colober]

7/17/2008 12:10:46 AM

i dont think fist bumps are anything out of the ordinary

that doesnt make you "that guy"

what makes you "that guy" is when some faggot who fails at his job comes online and makes stupid ass threads about social interactions when he has few, if any at all, himself

yea alot of those on that list are "meh, ok and?"

i dont see what the issue is

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:11 AM. Reason : d]

7/17/2008 12:11:04 AM

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"You shave your head at the first sign of balding. "

ugh this makes me think of this kid i go to school with. i'm sure he does the entire list but he is bald and a dick which makes him just exceptionally cool

7/17/2008 12:11:47 AM

Quote :

"what makes you "that guy" is when some faggot who fails at his job comes online and makes stupid ass threads about social interactions when he has few, if any at all, himself"

if any of that were true, then yes, i'd be "that guy"

7/17/2008 12:11:48 AM

10
11
16
24
26
48
51
55 --- uh, it's the law

That is a stupid list... but i read it.

7/17/2008 12:11:56 AM

Quote :

"46 You're a Caucasian with a tattoo in Asian lettering."

haha i am that guy


and this guy

Quote :

"22 You don't wash last night's admission stamp off your hand."

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:12 AM. Reason : .]

7/17/2008 12:11:58 AM

^^ i do a few of those things but some of them are rediclous to not do.

7/17/2008 12:12:10 AM

Sounds like every American is "that guy" for at least one category.

7/17/2008 12:13:14 AM

just reads like a lot of hating to me

i wish i cared tha much about how other people live, but sadly i dont

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:14 AM. Reason : x]

7/17/2008 12:13:55 AM

Quote :

"You call muscle groups by shortened versions of their technical names, like "lats," "traps," and "pecs." "

ok i do this. a) i started off wanting to go into sports medicine so spent some time in a training room and b) it sounds gay to be like "yo i think i pulled my trapezius" or "yea my pectorals are like so sore"

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:14 AM. Reason : disclaimer: i'm not a guy. i'm just saying. i also have trouble with the admission stamp thing.]

7/17/2008 12:13:56 AM

Quote :

"18 You say "We're pregnant.""

Evans definitely not that guy

7/17/2008 12:14:44 AM

i'm guilty of several of these: 1, 6, 11, 16, 24, 34, 55, and 56

7/17/2008 12:14:44 AM

the tdub faggot

7/17/2008 12:15:17 AM

^^^win.

7/17/2008 12:15:28 AM

a few of those are stupid, who DOESNT say "lats"? but for the most part the list made me chuckle a little.

7/17/2008 12:15:38 AM

i do the one khcadwal quoted also...didnt see it the few times i perused the list

7/17/2008 12:17:32 AM

i am sometimes guilty of 2 and 30.

i don't think this is the official "that guy" list.

7/17/2008 12:17:36 AM

if you are a person who gets bothered because someone else has an admission stamp on their hand then thats pretty bad

7/17/2008 12:18:44 AM

they don't necessarily BOTHER me, it just makes me laugh a little inside

why WOULDN'T you wash it off? i mean, it's not like you don't take a shower the morning after such an event...

the only reason you wouldn't do so is to show other people how cool you are because you went to a concert the other night.

7/17/2008 12:20:06 AM

everyone in the world is "that guy"

because everyone in the world does stuff

such a pointless designation

Quote :

"the only reason you wouldn't do so is to show other people how cool you are because you went to a concert the other night. "

thats a bunch of bullshit, maybe thats what u do but most of the time it doesnt come off all the way during a shower

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:21 AM. Reason : ded]

7/17/2008 12:21:02 AM

thank you, ZomBCraw, for contributing more of your useless banter to another thread

we all appreciate it

7/17/2008 12:21:46 AM

Quote :

"36 You think Hayden Panettiere is hot. "

7/17/2008 12:22:24 AM

thank you from sparing the world of any potential offspring you may have had

7/17/2008 12:22:30 AM

at least i can get some, i don't see how anyone could ever find you attractive.

oh, and, just for the record, i'm still planning to have kids.

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:24 AM. Reason : p.s. you're black lololol]

7/17/2008 12:23:41 AM

it happens

i am black, i dont think thats a problem

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:24 AM. Reason : d]

7/17/2008 12:24:00 AM

Quote :

"thats a bunch of bullshit, maybe thats what u do but most of the time it doesnt come off all the way during a shower"

that shit never comes off.

7/17/2008 12:24:02 AM

Quote :

"just reads like a lot of hating to me i wish i cared that much about how other people live, but sadly i don't"

7/17/2008 12:24:18 AM

it never comes all the way off until a couple of days later.

if you make an effort and it's obvious that you've done so, that's a completely different story.

it's the guys who intentionally DON'T wash the top of their hand just to keep the stamp intact that I have a problem with.

7/17/2008 12:25:17 AM

dont change it up

if you have to sit there and qualify the criteria, how good is the list?


YOURE BEING THAT GUY

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:26 AM. Reason : f]

7/17/2008 12:25:49 AM

it already qualified itself to start with, sir.

Quote :

"You don't wash last night's admission stamp off your hand."

isn't that what i just said?

thanks.

7/17/2008 12:26:42 AM

I was done reading this list at #3

7/17/2008 12:27:08 AM

Evan do they have stamps here?

7/17/2008 12:28:04 AM

Quote :

"hey don't necessarily BOTHER me, it just makes me laugh a little inside why WOULDN'T you wash it off? i mean, it's not like you don't take a shower the morning after such an event... the only reason you wouldn't do so is to show other people how cool you are because you went to a concert the other night."

a) sometimes i DONT shower immediately after such an event. like, i'm hungover...i got class or shit to do the next day and the only thing a shower would do is make me vomit. OR its saturday and i don't feel like showering until the evening. so admission stamp is on
b) sometimes they just don't come off. some of these bitches mark you up with sharpie. and i'm not going to spend 20 extra minutes in the shower scrubbing the skin off my had with a loofa to wash it off.

i will say in my younger, glamorous college days, i showed up to class on more to one occasion only to realize i was still wearing a wristband. THAT is bad. and also minorly trashy.

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:29 AM. Reason : oh i didn't read the clarifications about attempted stamp washing. oh well!]

7/17/2008 12:28:05 AM

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:28 AM. Reason : dammit]

7/17/2008 12:28:32 AM

This thread has aids. Don't post in it any more.

7/17/2008 12:28:47 AM

Quote :

"a) sometimes i DONT shower immediately after such an event. like, i'm hungover...i got class or shit to do the next day and the only thing a shower would do is make me vomit. OR its saturday and i don't feel like showering until the evening. so admission stamp is on"

well that's just fuckin nasty.

i don't care how hungover i am, i always manage to shower before going out into public. i can't function otherwise.

Quote :

"oh i didn't read the clarifications about attempted stamp washing. oh well!"

7/17/2008 12:29:42 AM

how many AIDS thread have we had?

really.

7/17/2008 12:29:58 AM

Quote :

"This thread has aids. Don't post in it any more."

This thread is Philadelphia

7/17/2008 12:30:30 AM

So about 2 or 3 people are going to get shot in this thread over the weekend?

7/17/2008 12:31:24 AM

Hayden Panettiere is hot

7/17/2008 12:32:20 AM

would someone be "that guy" for bringing this hayden chick up?

cuz i have no clue who she is

7/17/2008 12:32:59 AM

7/17/2008 12:33:50 AM

Number 4 should be: "You don't shave your head at the first sign of balding."

7/17/2008 12:34:36 AM

DAMNED IF YOU DO DAMNED IF YOU DONT

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:35 AM. Reason : maybe folks just should avoid balding]

7/17/2008 12:35:05 AM

number 1 is the only one I do

but I mix it up

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:36 AM. Reason : fuck people who put their phone on the table...like they're expecting the most important call ever]

7/17/2008 12:35:52 AM

lats lats lats

7/17/2008 12:37:35 AM

pecs pecs pecs

7/17/2008 12:38:36 AM

now one thign that would belong on that list is "Soccer fan"

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 12:39 AM. Reason : n]

7/17/2008 12:39:00 AM