He can't even wash his own harbl. Life must kinda suck for him at times.

Oh hell. He doesn't even have his balls anymore. What does he care?

On the other hand, his ass must get pretty itchy at times. I have to clean him up every now and then.

7/19/2008 12:24:43 AM

HOW FAT IS HE?

7/19/2008 12:25:48 AM

lol


your poor cat. my cat is huge and generally fails at life, but even he can still clean his own harbl.

7/19/2008 12:29:17 AM

We could render him for lard and have cat biscuits up until we are shitting in our Depends.

7/19/2008 12:29:39 AM

7/19/2008 12:30:02 AM

chembob stole my line

7/19/2008 12:30:11 AM

my parents neighbors have a cat that weighs 27lbs. It's sad/hilarious to watch it wobble/run. The thing is GROSS, too. It's fur is greasy and matted.

7/19/2008 12:31:34 AM

I guess nobody here has ever heard of Jay Hickman from Winston-Salem..."The Duke of Dirt"

7/19/2008 12:31:45 AM

is 'cat' a euphemism?

7/19/2008 12:32:37 AM

My Dad has a cat that he keeps at his warehouse to "chase mice". However, the is so fat that I recenty revoked its feline status. I now classify the cat as an area rug.

7/19/2008 12:36:21 AM

HOW DID THE CAT GET SO FAT?

7/19/2008 12:37:53 AM

i'm gonna guess A WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF FOOD

7/19/2008 12:38:12 AM

motherfucker LOVES his crunchies.

7/19/2008 12:39:10 AM

let him go outside and chase some squirrels and climb some trees.

7/19/2008 1:21:57 AM

get a dog...he'll get slimmer, one way or the other.

7/19/2008 1:26:52 AM

Consuming but flowers and bugs
You'd think she was doing drugs
Her attitude's aggressive
But her weight is impressive
This cat competes with the slugs

7/19/2008 2:01:37 AM