Im goin to the experts - T-dub...I smoke maybe 3 times a year at the most..usually at Christmas and then on a random drunk occasion and then on some random chill occasion...

well i smoked 2 weeks ago which took up my chill occasion...not even that much..hit the blunt about a good 3-4 times...

i gotta get a drug test tomorrow....

Ya'll think ill be good?? i've been chugging water like crazy..however im thinking they wont accept my sample because im pissing straight water..lol

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 5:22 PM. Reason : .]

7/23/2008 5:14:52 PM

you're doomed

7/23/2008 5:15:56 PM

STFU NOOB

7/23/2008 5:15:57 PM

use the search function

7/23/2008 5:16:13 PM

There is absolutely no way you will fail this test if you smoked over two weeks ago and a long time before that.

7/23/2008 5:16:14 PM

i piss straight water (or so it seems), but that's because i drink between a half gallon and gallon of iced green tea every day...i'd laugh if they refused my urine for being too clear

7/23/2008 5:16:15 PM

you're fucked

7/23/2008 5:16:42 PM

^^ they would

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 5:17 PM. Reason : .]

7/23/2008 5:17:01 PM

7/23/2008 5:17:44 PM

i hear if you blow a homeless guy the night before, you'll piss a live rattlesnake that will bite the tester and you'll pass

7/23/2008 5:17:47 PM

hahahahaha i knew this shit was gonna happen..yea i used the search function...just felt like posting my own fuckers..LOL

7/23/2008 5:18:03 PM

HA HA

I got you good fucker

7/23/2008 5:18:37 PM

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"they would"

seriously? i've never had a drug test before...i'd love to see what they'd do when they find out i piss clear all the time...what are they going to do, ask me to stop drinking?

7/23/2008 5:19:11 PM

^^naw u didn't get me..

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 5:20 PM. Reason : .]

7/23/2008 5:19:50 PM

i smoke every day. my company doesn't require its engineers and "senior" employees to do drug tests, but requires their technicians and linesmen to do them at random.

7/23/2008 5:20:53 PM

if you are this scared then just go to kmart, the drug store or walmart and buy a home piss test for 15 bucks.

and you should be fine unless you are a fatty

7/23/2008 5:21:04 PM

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"seriously? i've never had a drug test before...i'd love to see what they'd do when they find out i piss clear all the time...what are they going to do, ask me to stop drinking?"

yea they would make you retake the test and tell you not to drink so much. It dilutes the sample to the point that they cannot tell if thc is in your system or not

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 5:21 PM. Reason : .]

7/23/2008 5:21:06 PM

not actually scared..just hoping i pass...if not oh well..lol

7/23/2008 5:23:19 PM

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"yea they would make you retake the test and tell you not to drink so much. It dilutes the sample to the point that they cannot tell if thc is in your system or not"

hah...i don't even flush my toilet until i can see a faint yellow color, which is usually 3-4 pisses...it may be gross, but meh, no point in wasting water

7/23/2008 5:24:52 PM

it doesn't really matter at this point now does it

7/23/2008 5:29:22 PM

just don't smoke between then and now

7/23/2008 5:29:57 PM

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"seriously? i've never had a drug test before...i'd love to see what they'd do when they find out i piss clear all the time...what are they going to do, ask me to stop drinking?"

thats not entirely true. they look at color, ph, gravity and creatinine levels

if a sample looks clear, the lab will suspect that it's watered down. They can't report it as positive, but they may reject the sample and inform your employer that you tried to beat the test.

If this happens, the sample might as well be positive, because you won't get hired. Take vitamin B complex to color your urine yellow

If someone substitutes their urine with something other than urine, like Mountain Dew, they will test negative for drugs. The testee will most likely not get away with it because Mountain Dew contains zero creatinine, and labs test creatinine levels to ensure that the sample is valid.

Creatinine levels drop below normal when people dilute their urine. This tests to ensure that the subject didn't drink unusual amounts of water.

7/23/2008 5:30:04 PM

if your first post is 100% accurate, chances are you will be ok and pass a test tomorrow

7/23/2008 5:30:51 PM

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"This tests to ensure that the subject didn't drink unusual amounts of water."

it's usual for ME

7/23/2008 5:34:58 PM

7/23/2008 5:57:36 PM

you're good bro. GO AND PISS PROUDLY. no worries.

7/23/2008 6:00:17 PM

yeah, they can tell the difference between an everyday water drinker and one who is desperately trying to pass a drug test

7/23/2008 6:02:01 PM

piss proudly bro. no need to hide. if you smoke like you say you did you will be fine. don't corrupt your piss with all this bullsh!t. but don't go jogging. its too soon for that the minimal amount of THC. it will absorb more in the skin and your piss if you excercise. just take it easy.

7/23/2008 6:08:32 PM