As per my usual nightly routine of looking for naughty vids of girls masturbating, I came across an interesting fetish. Frozen water in the vag.

Who's done this? Is it really the best thing ever?

7/25/2008 11:59:32 PM

Not that great.

The balloons that balloon animals are made of? Pretty good for making ice dildos. My bf and I had a couple in the freezer, had some folks over (including his mother and brother!), and forgot about them until another guest goes 'uhhh...guys?'
It's just not that great.

7/26/2008 12:05:31 AM

7/26/2008 12:07:04 AM

ive blown a guy using an icecube

7/26/2008 12:09:06 AM

that was good times

7/26/2008 12:09:27 AM

^^i can attest to the fact that this feels incredible

7/26/2008 12:09:37 AM

evan, who gives better head, guys or girls?

7/26/2008 12:17:09 AM

definitely guys.

guys know what guys like. we know how that shit works because we own it too. think about it.

7/26/2008 12:17:35 AM

That's what I figured. I don't know why every woman isn't a lesbian.

7/26/2008 12:18:17 AM

^^Why do you think I want a gf?

[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 12:18 AM. Reason : ^gmta]

7/26/2008 12:18:32 AM

one time i read that it feels better if you dip your balls in hot water before you climax (all over the place) so i immediately tried it.


that shit is true, works well with ice cold water too. If i could separate my balls i would definitely have to 50/50 that shit.

7/26/2008 12:20:32 AM

Wow.

7/26/2008 12:22:09 AM

the same can also be said for having your balls sucked on while someone's jacking you off

7/26/2008 12:23:00 AM

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"If i could separate my balls i would definitely have to 50/50 that shit."

L-O-FUCKING-L

7/26/2008 12:23:30 AM

You and your 3-ways, evan.

7/26/2008 12:24:10 AM

you can't lose with a 3way

ever

unless it involves a zebra

7/26/2008 12:24:59 AM

haven't we had this conversation before?

7/26/2008 12:25:28 AM

^^Yes, you can lose.

I can be involved. I hear one greedy person in the mix will ruin things

7/26/2008 12:34:46 AM

Definately. I'm extremely greedy when it comes to sex.

7/26/2008 12:35:22 AM

I don't see why this is so surprising.

After all, his dick runs deep.

So deep it put her ass to sleep.

7/26/2008 12:47:37 AM

mother
fucking
win

7/26/2008 12:50:23 AM

i heard eating a chick out with breath mints was like a+++++++++

7/26/2008 1:34:58 AM

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"The balloons that balloon animals are made of? Pretty good for making ice dildos."

Hahaha that reminds me of when I was a freshman, some people were handing out free condoms outside of Talley and I grabbed a bunch of them. They were Lifestyles (a brand that I am not too fond of) so I mostly just filled them up with water, froze them, and threw the ice dildos at my friends.

7/26/2008 2:06:41 AM

We would do the same thing, but with urine

7/26/2008 2:09:28 AM

damn AndyMac posted what I came in here to post

7/26/2008 2:34:10 AM

am I the only one that thought this was about:

7/26/2008 2:38:33 AM

^yo do you know anything about the breath mint/eating out a chick rumor? i heard it in 11th grade hs but havent had a chance to tell...a chick told me she liked it

7/26/2008 2:48:19 AM

It can be pretty good, depending on the kind of mint. Altoids can be a little too strong, so much that it can get overwhelming and feel like it burns; some people are probably into that, but it's better with something a little less strong.

7/26/2008 2:56:52 AM

its pretty awkward to squat over a tea cup while you're jackin it though.

7/26/2008 3:05:50 AM

[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM. Reason : ]

7/26/2008 10:31:08 AM

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"Who's done this? Is it really the best thing ever?"

Not the best thing ever, but definitely not that bad.

7/26/2008 10:36:04 AM

I like to give head with my mouth full of water and slowly let it leak and drizzle out on their cock and balls. It apparently feels pretty good. I like to play with temperature differences.

7/26/2008 10:48:17 AM

Creme de Menthe ladies. Creme de Menthe. The minty-ness provides the typical minty cool feeling and also a feeling of warmth at the same time. Additionally, When it dribbles out of your mouth the heat absorbed by the ethanol also cools down the balls.

I give it an A++.

7/26/2008 12:40:01 PM

popcicle dildos aren't all that big of a deal...
does give a unique sensation though

7/26/2008 2:52:09 PM

^ Today's daily winner of the thread

7/26/2008 2:53:04 PM

thanks!
I like winning!

7/26/2008 2:59:07 PM

When a girl falls asleep right after sex and the guy doesn't, is that a good thing?

7/26/2008 3:01:10 PM

7/26/2008 3:06:53 PM

you mean when you slip her a ruffee?

7/26/2008 3:07:20 PM

^ winner for sick burn of the week! I supposed you meant to say "roofie". "Ruffee", I believe, is how some chicks like it.

[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 3:08 PM. Reason : Damn slow wit]

7/26/2008 3:08:01 PM

the gf and i have done this before (well, she has, but i put it there)...she likes it, but i don't think it comes close to making her orgasm

7/26/2008 3:38:32 PM

^ That's how I feel. Not that much excitement to make me orgasm. Def not, but is enjoyable though.

7/26/2008 6:14:36 PM

Sex is the shit

7/26/2008 6:19:12 PM

Look where it got you.

7/26/2008 6:31:58 PM

It showed me a lot about the person I'm with. I'll take the lesson learned and fuck again kthx.

7/26/2008 6:32:53 PM

so are you preggers or not?

7/26/2008 6:34:51 PM

Quote :

"When a girl falls asleep right after sex and the guy doesn't, is that a good thing?"

It depends on how tired she is before she has the orgasm. Some people conk out as a default after an orgasm, others get wired and can't fall asleep at all.

7/26/2008 11:34:51 PM

That's what a mack's made of
But when I got my first piece of pussy I fell in love
Hard as a rock the long way
And then I put the rubber on the wrong way
But I still gotta have it
Overexcited and fucking like a jackrabbit
Goddamn I was hot
A virgin but I still knew how to lay pipe
Even though the hoe worked me
I still knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque
Then the shit got strange money
I started shaking and jimmy felt funny
Then the nut came gushing
I jumped up got dressed and start pushing
Cause I thought the bitch broke my dick
Cause I was still young doing dumb shit


Death Certificate FTMFW

7/26/2008 11:42:26 PM

Quote :

"Sex is the shit"

7/26/2008 11:44:33 PM

Quote :

"Pretty good for making ice dildos"

7/26/2008 11:45:12 PM