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" Employee Strengths Inquisitive, curious, tenacious. Incredible problem-solver. Excellent toolsmith. Vast overall knowledge that never ceases to amaze me."

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" Overall Mid-Year Assessment: Excellent Performer These employees frequently exceed and provide significant and measurable contributions well beyond their position responsibilities. These employees would be considered above average in any top performing organization."

w00t

7/30/2008 8:41:50 AM

EXCELLENT

TOOL

SMITH

7/30/2008 8:42:22 AM

god dammit evan you fat sack of horse shit don't you have a mother or father or partner to affirm you? did your mom not put your grades up on the fridge when you were little? i bet your fat ass wrote to the newspaper requesting a front page story when you got a check plus on your coloring assignment in kindergarten.


[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:52 AM. Reason : skdjasldjslkdjsaldjk]

7/30/2008 8:52:00 AM

it is pretty naked

much like how we hope to never see you

7/30/2008 8:53:32 AM

HEY LEAVE THE FRUIT ALONE!!


good job evan!seriously

7/30/2008 8:53:38 AM

Excellent toolsmith.

7/30/2008 8:54:39 AM

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"god dammit evan you fat sack of horse shit don't you have a mother or father or partner to affirm you? did your mom not put your grades up on the fridge when you were little? i bet your fat ass wrote to the newspaper requesting a front page story when you got a check plus on your coloring assignment in kindergarten."

1. yes
2. no
3. no

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 8:55 AM. Reason : ^inorite ]

7/30/2008 8:54:56 AM

pay no attention to these haters. i was excited to hear about your tool smithing abilities.

7/30/2008 9:05:29 AM

someone needs more attention

7/30/2008 9:33:28 AM

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"curious"

WTF, don't they know?

7/30/2008 9:42:53 AM

hahaha

7/30/2008 9:43:37 AM

employee weaknesses:

often comes into work smelling of fecal matter. has a general 'untidy' appearance. has numerous complaints against him from other employees for 'cock looking'. spends too much time browsing the internet at work for personal use

7/30/2008 9:47:46 AM

good god evan, you incite so much anger.

7/30/2008 9:53:43 AM

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"WTF, don't they know?"

nope.

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"good god evan, you incite so much anger."

inorite? i don't know why, i'm a pretty nice guy in real life...

^^THEY AREN'T WEAKNESSES OK?! they are "areas of potential improvement"

7/30/2008 10:08:59 AM

What is it that you do? IT support?

7/30/2008 10:10:36 AM

systems administrator for r&d

7/30/2008 10:11:06 AM