I've been having some problems with my car, and so i call him and describe them.

He goes "it sounds like a loose hose"

and i said "But aren't all hoes loose?"








True story.

7/30/2008 7:27:25 PM

nice

7/30/2008 7:27:45 PM

hah.

my mechanic would just chuckle and say


"you got me there, donny."


i love that guy.

7/30/2008 7:28:05 PM

but on the real, can anybody help me find the vacuum leak in my 04 mazda 6?

7/30/2008 7:29:58 PM

what it do

7/30/2008 7:30:46 PM

uh... it leaks, and causes my engine to idle wildly when stopped and sometimes cut off?

7/30/2008 7:35:38 PM

7/30/2008 8:29:05 PM

find leak
fix it
..
profit

7/30/2008 8:29:48 PM

shoot some carb cleaner on the motor.. listen to rise in rpm... then process of elimination on the location... duck tape... fixed

7/30/2008 8:33:30 PM

all the hoses and shit are in impossible to reach places. the engine bay is literally packed tight. I'm just gonna take it to him in the morning and let him fix it.

7/30/2008 10:31:34 PM