ok ok, words i know....

this was forwarded to me from the recipient of the email who thought the whole situation was silly. the sender was a former roommate of the recipient and was obviously a bit upset at the apartment arrangements.

read, enjoy!

Quote :

"From: xxxxxxx Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:24:15 -0400 To: xxxxxxx Subject: apartment you need to know darcy and i spent three hours today cleaning OUR old apartment. it really annoys me that you signed a lease for a year and then decide to move to the other half of the country and leave the cleaning and throwing away all YOUR shit for me to do. you have two lamps, chairs, paint cans, a blanket, shit on your wall, and a carpet that needs to be vacuumed. on top of that our living room looks like a car shop. the floor has infinitely many grease spots from your bike chains, cassettes, cranks, and other. in your awesome letter (which i never read until recently) you mentioned to 'equally' deduct the other cleaning costs aside from your bedroom. i can assure you i did not even contribute 1% to the stains on the living room carpet. on top of that this morning i threw away your book, a broken chain, and your shampoo, other stuff from the upstairs bathroom. this evening darcy spent 30 minutes alone throwing away food from the freezer, closet, above the sink, refrigerator cabinets. i spent 45 minutes scrubbing the bathroom floors, sink and shower. i almost wanted to save and mail your beer/liquor bottle collection to your parents in case you were saving it all. apparently you were saving that shit for me to clean up. mommy and daddy aren't in boone to clean up after you... basically i'm just saying it is bullshit to leave all of this to me. i'm not saying you should be doing ALL the cleaning or that i didn't contribute to the bathroom/shower/kitchen/sinks/etc mess, but i would say it was a little closer to 50/50 not 100/0. when i signed a lease two years ago you failed to mention that you'd be moving out early and not cleaning and leaving all your crap everywhere. i would have thought twice about living there with you. i wish i would have gotten a single apartment and paid $600/month rather than 'share' that place with you only to end up cleaning it all and throwing away your crap. your trainer is in the trash pile outside as well. i don't even want to put in the effort to move the weights/bar thing that is on the porch or the propane tank. other people i know told me not to move in with you. they were right. people don't like you because you're a spoiled manipulative shady motherfucker and if i didn't need my security deposit back i would leave our place a mess just to guarantee you don't get a penny back. i feel like not sending your daddy the next electric bill payment and telling him thats the fee for cleaning up your beer bottles. enjoy the rest of your summer. bring me back my trainer and any other shit you stole from me and say 'thanks' for cleaning up your mess. "

7/30/2008 10:59:18 PM

yeah so the roommate that moved out early totally won by default

7/30/2008 11:01:08 PM

Seriously. Somebody needs to keep better tabs on their roommates.

Get addresses, etc beforehand, just in case you need to pay them a visit one day.

(and by pay them a visit I mean shoot them in the nuts)

7/30/2008 11:02:07 PM