1. Pull the bar stool out from underneath her.

8/2/2008 1:35:21 PM

2. Refer to her and her friends as chickenheads

8/2/2008 1:36:21 PM

No need to educate.
Even esgargs aint that stupid

8/2/2008 1:36:36 PM

2. catch her in mid air.

8/2/2008 1:36:37 PM

ask her to buy you a drink, then give you a ride to wal-mart

8/2/2008 1:37:44 PM

3. Tell her that you might not be the hottest guy at the bar, but you're the only one talking to her

8/2/2008 1:39:04 PM

order an o'douls with a straw.

8/2/2008 1:39:47 PM

i think this thread is accurate.

8/2/2008 1:40:01 PM

4. sit there playign the titty video game, looking like a slobbery gay pedo, while eyeballing her and her friends








[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 1:43 PM. Reason : ]

8/2/2008 1:41:24 PM

accidentally spill your drink and then gropingly try to dry her off

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 1:42 PM. Reason : d]

8/2/2008 1:41:30 PM

Ask her if she knows the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? When she says no, ask if she wants to do lunch.

8/2/2008 1:46:07 PM

^no... this is the thread on how to NOT pick up chicks...



\/seriously?

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : ]

8/2/2008 1:50:24 PM

I'm pretty sure you would secure not picking up a girl by saying that.

8/2/2008 1:52:05 PM

ask her if shes going to that bbq and when she says what bbq

say, you know, my meat on your grill

hahaha

8/2/2008 1:53:15 PM

Yeah but if the girl answers "no" then I'd say theres a decent chance...

8/2/2008 1:53:54 PM

aha, that reminds me of this one incident at sammy's a few years back.

I walked up to the bar, ordered a pitcher for my table, and the bartender got it for me. He set it right there on the bar...
Anyway, there are two girls sitting right there at the bar in front of my pitcher. I say "excuse me" so that I can reach the pitcher. They ignore me. I say "excuse me" again, and one of them looks at me, but ignores me. So I reach for the pitcher (over her shoulder) and pick it up. I made sure to spill A LOT of beer on her shoulder and arm as I was pulling the pitcher away from the bar.

stupid bitch should have moved when I was being nice...

8/2/2008 1:54:29 PM

^lol, gg

8/2/2008 2:02:14 PM

putting your arm on her shoulder then say "you dont mind me doing this do you?"

8/2/2008 2:20:02 PM

Quote :

"order an o'douls with a straw."

HAHAHAHAHA

10/10

8/2/2008 2:20:53 PM

Insult her choice of beer
. . . . especially when i'm drinking a guiness and you're drinking your pussy mich ultra

8/2/2008 2:23:44 PM

dont go to the bar

8/2/2008 2:24:07 PM

Quote :

"3. Tell her that you might not be the hottest guy at the bar, but you're the only one talking to her"

would actually make me laugh if delivered correctly

8/2/2008 5:29:48 PM

Turn her stool upside down (works if she is wearing a dress and no underwear tho)

8/2/2008 5:30:46 PM

haha number 3 is good...number 4 is directed at me, but joe_schmoe is an idiot

8/2/2008 5:31:38 PM

Grabbing her heels and dragging her out. It ruins her hair.

8/2/2008 5:32:38 PM

Quote :

"Insult her choice of beer . . . . especially when i'm drinking a guiness and you're drinking your pussy mich ultra"

surely this didn't happen, did it?

8/2/2008 5:50:42 PM

actually treating her like shit is probably a great way to pick her up.

The hotter she is, the shittier you should treat her. women are stupid like that.

8/2/2008 5:54:26 PM

8/2/2008 6:01:29 PM

Quote :

"1. Pull the bar stool out from underneath her."

you didn't happen to witness this the other night at The Bar (at bada wings), did you?

8/3/2008 4:50:58 AM

you should be sleeping!!

8/3/2008 4:53:33 AM

you should be sleeping


i just got off work and need to wind down

8/3/2008 5:06:00 AM

i just left the bar and need to wind down (plus 3 hrs)



[Edited on August 3, 2008 at 5:09 AM. Reason : i'm an equal opp lover]

8/3/2008 5:08:14 AM

how much longer do you anticipate needing to wind down?

8/3/2008 5:12:21 AM

i think i'm almost there.

8/3/2008 5:15:57 AM

fine, leave me

8/3/2008 5:18:39 AM

Quote :

"1. Pull the bar stool out from underneath her."

DId you do this?

8/3/2008 7:12:26 AM

PLZ FOR THE GAWT DAMN BAR STOOL STORY ALREADY

8/3/2008 9:43:49 AM

Quote :

" you didn't happen to witness this the other night at The Bar (at bada wings), did you?"

yes i did. (and no, it wasn't me.)

8/3/2008 11:25:05 AM

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

8/3/2008 11:27:11 AM

^hhahhahah

Quote :

"surely this didn't happen, did it? "

yeah yeah it did . . . I think I moved at that point.

8/3/2008 11:30:16 AM

looks like i picked the wrong weekend to stop sniffing glue

8/3/2008 11:33:18 AM

By the neck would be a bad choice.

8/3/2008 11:42:43 AM

hahahahaha awesome


My bar manager was telling me a story yesterday about a guy pulling a stool out from under a girl the other night, and I was instantly reminded of this thread

I wish now I'd paid more attention to the story instead of thinking "oh shit! can't WAIT to get online and compare notes!!!"

8/3/2008 3:30:42 PM

"can you see yourself marrying me" or "can you see yourself having kids with me"

8/3/2008 3:32:17 PM

Quote :

"ask her if shes going to that bbq and when she says what bbq say, you know, my meat on your grill hahaha "

aahahhaah

8/3/2008 3:37:10 PM

but that line always works so well for you

8/3/2008 3:41:54 PM

"do you know livinproof78 off tww"

8/3/2008 3:43:40 PM

yeah....that probably wouldn't work...


but if you had gone on campus a few years ago and used my real name it probably would have worked...


i've known people to get laid just by asking someone if they know me

8/3/2008 3:45:19 PM

actually the line

"you have wonderful lips, but they'd look better wrapped around my glorious cock"

worked once

8/3/2008 3:45:29 PM

i think i've heard this story before

8/3/2008 3:46:04 PM