well, my sink is full of dirty dishes.

and my girlfriend isn't coming back to raleigh until this weekend.

fuck, i guess i have to do this myself. damn the world. any of you womenzfolk feel the need to do some dishwashing?

8/5/2008 1:49:25 AM

if so, i will let you do my dishes naked.

Forget NCSUdude.

8/5/2008 1:50:19 AM

no

and go fuck yourself, you lazy piece of shit

8/5/2008 1:50:29 AM

ha

sucks for you man

8/5/2008 1:51:24 AM

Actually

You can pay me to wash them

8/5/2008 1:53:16 AM

lolz. $20 if you do it nekkid.

8/5/2008 1:56:51 AM

Uh

I'm 5'4, and 200+

8/5/2008 1:57:33 AM

ah. $5 then.

here's the better question: do you think the dishes in question will be ok until friday when she gets here? don't want any mold or shit growing up in my kitchen sink.

8/5/2008 2:01:27 AM

they'll start smellin' kiddo.

8/5/2008 2:02:09 AM

spritz them with cleaner Wednesday evening.

That's far enough before she gets home to dissipate odor, so she doesn't know you noticed (and therefore have grounds to fuss at you), but late enough that you actually will have to worry about stank and mold.

8/5/2008 2:02:48 AM

this is why God made hefty.

8/5/2008 2:04:09 AM

Just trash them and buy new dishes.

8/5/2008 2:05:08 AM

Dishwasher

8/5/2008 2:05:31 AM

^^thought about it
^wolf village taint got no dishwasher

8/5/2008 2:06:54 AM

I hate dirty dishes in the sink!

I always think I might get salmonella or something

8/5/2008 2:07:57 AM

Quote :

"NCSUdude181 - $20 if you do it nekkid. ambrosia1231 - Uh I'm 5'4, and 200+ NCSUdude181 - ah. $5 then. "

lawl

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 2:14 AM. Reason : clifs]

8/5/2008 2:13:19 AM

lololololololololololololololololol

8/5/2008 2:21:17 AM

UPDATE!!!!!

teh gf finally came up today and did them for me. crisis averted.

i was sweating it there for a few days.

8/7/2008 8:29:33 PM

it sucks not having a dishwasher

I've only done the dishes twice in the past year - I usually barter with friends to get them to do it

8/7/2008 10:59:26 PM

The dishes are done, man!

Anyone?

8/7/2008 11:09:47 PM

i've cleaned my boyfriend's kitchen like once or twice or three times.

but then i come back and its gross again so i stopped.

8/7/2008 11:11:10 PM

Quote :

"lolz. $20 if you do it nekkid."

srsly?

I need money like whoa

8/7/2008 11:11:11 PM

This is the chore I most dislike. I didn't have a dishwasher as a kid, so my brother and I took turns being the dishwasher. I never liked doing them, and still don't care for it. I don't mind loading and unloading the dishwasher though.

8/7/2008 11:11:42 PM

I don't mind doing the dishes

But dear lawd I hate taking the trash out.

8/7/2008 11:13:34 PM

haha at the nekked comment.

8/7/2008 11:16:40 PM

dirty dishes in the sink is my biggest pet peeve in the world. that was probably the cause of 90% of my arguments with my roommates

8/7/2008 11:16:44 PM

I actually like bustin' suds. I mostly use the dishwasher but sometimes it works out where I need stuff that's in there before I can run it.

8/7/2008 11:26:22 PM

Quote :

"This is the chore I most dislike"

8/7/2008 11:30:29 PM

seriously, how hard is it to rinse off a dish and put it in the dishwasher after you finish using it? shit takes like 5 seconds

8/7/2008 11:36:27 PM

very hard

if you don't have a dishwasher

8/7/2008 11:51:51 PM

i pretty much dont use cups cause i'm in a one bedroom and no one ever drinks my shit...use paper plates a lot and if i use a plate i'll just wash the same one...wash my pan like once a week cause the way i cook it comes out pretty clean by the time the quesadilla is finished...kiwi, banana, yogurt dont really require dishes...eat lunch/breakfast at work...oatmeal creme pies are individually wrapped...only thing that sucks is when i run out of silverware

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 12:03 AM. Reason : breakfast, not dinner]

8/7/2008 11:53:39 PM

Quote :

"only thing that sucks is when i run out of silverware"

TRU

for the longest time I though I only had two spoons... then I did the dishes yesterday and found two more at the bottom

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 12:03 AM. Reason : .]

8/8/2008 12:02:44 AM

yeah, it would pretty much suck to not have a dishwasher

8/8/2008 12:04:00 AM

paper plates and plastic utensils

8/8/2008 12:04:39 AM

Doing the dishes isnt shit compared to folding laundry

Thats one thing i cant stand

I can handle a few dirty dishes...but not when shit is like overflowing.

Actually, i cant stand having a dirty kitchen at all.

Unfortunately, im not ever really home enough to keep it as clean as i'd like.

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 12:05 AM. Reason : ]

8/8/2008 12:04:48 AM

^ I am with you there. I fucking hate folding laundry

8/8/2008 12:05:17 AM

i don't mind doing the dishes. the kitchen is the one part of the house that always looks awesome when its clean.

8/8/2008 12:09:35 AM

folding laundry aint that bad...i cant stand letting it get cool and wrinkly so i always fold it immediately...each load takes about 5 minutes to fold..i'd much rather fold laundry than fuck around with the dishes

8/8/2008 12:11:01 AM