Eat shit and die John McCain.....

http://cdn.funnyordie.com/videos/4178033806

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 12:18 AM. Reason : .]

8/6/2008 12:17:58 AM

8/6/2008 12:18:17 AM

EEVAAH!

8/6/2008 12:18:50 AM

the fact that this vapid cunt hates John McCain can only serve to help him in the election process.

8/6/2008 12:20:49 AM

it would have been better if she'd open both eyes the same amount

8/6/2008 12:21:21 AM

^^granted she sucks at life, But still a great comback to his ad. Would have been a whole lot cooler if she did a full bitch slap and endorsed obama (or the Hilton family for that matter)

8/6/2008 12:23:00 AM

8/6/2008 12:27:27 AM

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"it would have been better if she'd open both eyes the same amount"

8/6/2008 12:27:30 AM

Pixar character's rarely blink both eyes at the same time. It is usually one at a time.

8/6/2008 12:29:24 AM

what a cunt.

8/6/2008 12:36:05 AM

Huge gaping cunt!

8/6/2008 12:37:21 AM

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"Would have been a whole lot cooler if she did a full bitch slap and endorsed obama (or the Hilton family for that matter)"

Why? They both have no idea what they are doing. Which is the lesser evil?

She may not be the most intelligent person in the world, but she does know how to give a good BJ.

8/6/2008 12:47:47 AM

8/6/2008 12:48:00 AM

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"She may not be the most intelligent person in the world, but she does know how to give a good BJ."

I don't remember it looking all that good.

8/6/2008 12:49:27 AM

look at the pic above man, she's got good form AND she's playing with the balls. +1

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 12:50 AM. Reason : i've never seen the video, i don't know how it ends...]

8/6/2008 12:50:36 AM

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"i've never seen the video, i don't know how it ends...]"

There is white goo on her boobs in the last frame.




[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 1:00 AM. Reason : s]

8/6/2008 12:53:31 AM

oh so she gives up? weak.

8/6/2008 12:54:58 AM

^.

8/6/2008 12:55:29 AM

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"There is white goo on her boobs in the last frame."

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 12:59 AM. Reason : d]

8/6/2008 12:55:46 AM

Paris Hilton...

smarter than George Bush

8/6/2008 1:40:59 AM

Paris Hilton...

smarter than George Bush and John McCain

8/6/2008 2:10:05 AM

Paris Hilon... famous for having rich parents and sucking a lot of cock.

8/6/2008 2:16:17 AM

Seriously...on the male side though..

I dont know if i could turn down being famous for having rich parents and eating a lot of pussy.

8/6/2008 2:37:08 AM

I'm not saying she is wrong for being famous for that reason... I am saying that he political views are as worthwhile to me as any bum off the street.

8/6/2008 2:53:46 AM

she never (nor did anyone) imply they should be.... Do you follow politics (or watch television for that matter) Her video was just a satirical response (on Will Ferrels website) to John McCain's political ad pretty much slamming Obama by categorizing him as a pop-culture icon similar to Britney Spears and Paris hilton.

8/6/2008 2:56:55 AM

go Paris!

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 3:01 AM. Reason : that's hot]

8/6/2008 3:01:41 AM

Even though I can't stand Paris Hilton, that was pretty lulzy.

8/6/2008 5:54:21 AM

Paris Hilton
Dumber than a fucking brick. She should just go around the country sucking dicks.

8/6/2008 5:57:58 AM

^ Isn't she already doing that?

8/6/2008 8:31:26 AM

I must admit, even though the very sight of Paris Hilton makes my stomach wretch, she does sometimes bring the lolz.

8/6/2008 8:59:56 AM

4/10

+2 points for humor (not that funny)

+6 points for making Paris Hilton sound semi-intelligent

-4 points for featuring Paris Hilton

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 9:22 AM. Reason : grammar]

8/6/2008 9:05:59 AM

1. She's not hot
2. I would love to see her debate either candidate
3. Her plan "creates" energy independence... doesn't just allow for it, it actually creates it

8/6/2008 9:06:29 AM

i for one was impressed that she could coherently read a script and figured that she may not in fact be as dumb as people have postulated that she may be.

8/6/2008 9:21:25 AM

nah, she's still dumb.

I didn't laugh at it at all. At least she can read...but she reminded me of Billy Ray Cyrus reading the teleprompter on Nashville Star...

8/6/2008 9:36:23 AM

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"she reminded me of Billy Ray Cyrus reading the teleprompter on Nashville Star..."

8/6/2008 10:16:10 AM

^ he reads straight from it in that "hey im reading script and have no idea how to make it sound like im not" voice. Kinda like dipshit on that video. BRC = worst host ever.

8/6/2008 10:19:01 AM

As much as I don't like her, I thought that was pretty funny. I like her energy policy. I wish our government would do that.

8/7/2008 7:11:53 PM

I would tap the hell out of dat ass

8/7/2008 7:15:38 PM

anyway, good for paris i guess?

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 7:23 PM. Reason : jhfdsf]

8/7/2008 7:17:47 PM

eh, I didn't think there was a teleprompter

8/7/2008 7:21:29 PM

haha i saw this on tv yesterday, but they didn't show the full version. its even better in its entirety. anyone who is saying "i dont care what her views are" obviously has their head up their ass. she's just fucking with the dude. he started it. i think she's a retard, but i gotta respect her fighting back and not giving a fuck what people think of her. its almost like... i respect her a little bit. ogm

8/7/2008 7:31:10 PM

I can't stand her, but I did giggle a bit while watching this.

8/7/2008 7:31:57 PM

^^^^^What!?!? She's not hot.

8/7/2008 7:53:29 PM

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"John McCain's political ad pretty much slamming Obama by categorizing him as a pop-culture icon similar to Britney Spears and Paris hilton"

what can i say, mccain speaks the truth



btw ... her feet are HUGE

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 8:00 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/7/2008 7:58:04 PM

I hope her parents got their $4600 back that they donating to McCain's Campaign. Kudos to her for going after the old bastard!

8/7/2008 8:02:42 PM

^ for their sake, i hope so too.

8/7/2008 8:09:02 PM

She can't do much worse than 4 of the last 5 Presidents.

8/7/2008 8:29:45 PM

say what you will about his age, but mccain could still kick obama's scrawny, cotton pickin ass and not break a sweat

8/7/2008 8:32:25 PM

no he wouldn't. moron.

8/7/2008 8:39:50 PM

^^cotton pickin? really?

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 8:40 PM. Reason : ^]

8/7/2008 8:39:51 PM