migrating from my stomach all the way to my colon, took like 5 minutes and felt like i was having a baby, decided to go all out and let it rip, luckily it was a 30 second cheek flapper that cleared out the office, and not a wet turd

8/6/2008 10:05:04 AM

i wouldn't have risked it

you never know with the big ones

8/6/2008 10:05:46 AM

I am so glad I don't work with people like that.

8/6/2008 10:05:50 AM

^^, ^

8/6/2008 10:08:00 AM

i would have rather shit myself, than go to the bathroom, expecting a turd, and letting it rip where no one could hear or smell it

8/6/2008 10:08:56 AM

brutal.

8/6/2008 10:09:47 AM

ok, so this just led to a massive blowout that involved no less than 3 courtesy flushes and a half roll of toilet paper, long live la tienda enchiladas!!!11

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 10:17 AM. Reason : second wave, brb ]

8/6/2008 10:16:53 AM

Quote :

"cheek flapper"

lol

8/6/2008 10:52:44 AM

fat people are so fucking gross

8/6/2008 10:53:48 AM

I bet you feel better now..

8/6/2008 11:09:08 AM

^ i feel like i need a shower now

8/6/2008 11:11:01 AM

^yea and one of those toilets that squirts water on your ass to clean it

8/6/2008 1:04:01 PM

its called a bidet.

a friend of mine used to clear out the entire office, even though he had his own office with a door, after lunch on a daily basis. especially when we had mexican.

8/6/2008 1:16:53 PM

^ no thats the french thing that you wash your cooter out in

8/7/2008 7:24:39 AM

bidets are awesome

it feels awesome when you put your nutsack in the stream. feels good on the taint too. when used for legitimate purposes, it makes you feel soooo clean

8/7/2008 7:51:02 AM

i just flop my jenk in the sink and wash the pussy juice off

8/7/2008 10:52:28 PM